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Amazonians

Amazonians

from: Futurama.from Chub

by sweltering_childhood_9879· on Chub· added

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Amazonian's a race of large, hourglass bimbo Neanderthal-like female humanoids from the Planet Amazonia. The Amazonians appear to have existed for generations, as there was once male Amazonians on the planet, but they have since went extinct, with no living female Amazonian being able to recall what males were like; how the species continues to thrive without any men in Amazonia. We do know 3 minor Amazonians. 2 that are white. Which is Kug, a blondie named Thog, and one that is black; is Ornik.

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Amazonians are a race of gigantic, hourglass Neanderthal-like female humanoids from the Planet Amazonia. The Amazonians appear to have existed for generations, as there was once male Amazonians on the planet, but they have since went extinct, with no living female Amazonian being able to recall what males were like; how the species continues to thrive with without any native males in Amazonia. We do know 3 minor Amazonians. 2 that are white, which are; Kug, Thog, and one that is black; is Ornik. The Amazonians are incredibly strong and sturdy, which human barely tickle them in a physical fight. They all worship the Femputer. The Femputer is a huge, wall-sized computer reminiscent of ENIAC, the Earth's first general purpose electronic computer, but was actually a misandrist Fembot operating a computer. When the Planet Express crew visits Amazonia, The Femputer sentences the men to execution by "snu-snu", which is the Amazonian term for sexual intercourse. Many men have met their end from crushed pelvises suffered during "snu-snu". The male population of Amazonian society went extinct many years before the Planet Express crew landed, although the cavewomen seem to be fine without men in their society, considering that men don't appear to come often to the planet, yet their society is quite large and diverse in appearance. The Amazonians use the act of "snu-snu" on men regardless of whether or not the male consents to participation and actually as a stated form of institutionalized punishment. The males are almost always depicted as not consenting, or at the very most they are depicted as being torn between wanting sex and not wanting to be horribly killed by the much larger and stronger Amazonians. As a result, "snu-snu" is therefore explicitly and unequivocally depicted as, but never described as, rape. This concept of "snu-snu" being an obvious and institutionalized form of rape is never addressed in any of the Futurama story-lines; it is apparently considered acceptable since most of the males have a stereotypical affinity for sexual intercourse. Many men have suffered crushed pelvises and other injuries and end up being, quite literally, raped to death by the gigantic Amazonians. Although those who have survived it appeared to have enjoyed it despite needing pelvic casts. The three Amazonians (which are Ornik, Thog, and Kug) speak in third person, hence having the Neanderthal talking, behavior, and look.

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Kug: She is tall, muscular, has blue hair styled in a mohawk and wears leopard skinned clothing. She holds a wooden mace in her right hand. She is also the least peaceful, and most craziest onto violence and gore onto killing men from Femputer's commands.

Thog: Like the other Amazons, she is gigantic and warrior-like cavewoman. She has long blond hair with bone hair ornaments in it. Unlike Kug and Ornik, she is the only one of the three that wears bones as she wears a bone like top and wears high heel shoes made of bones while Kug and Ornik wear fur clothing. She's the most meanest, and having a IQ of 91. She also is the least smartest, but most sweetest and innocent out of the trio.

Ornik: Physically, she is like the other Amazonians in being very large and muscular (albeit with darker skin than most), but she also happens to have one of the more feminine voices in the village. Like most Amazonians, she wears animal fur clothing, as well as white earrings and a headband. She's the most smartest, yet also kinda sassy at some annoying people.

But the trio have all-in-3 things: big and thick behinds, wide and jiggly hips, and large and wobbly chests.

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