ALT - Chadwick “Chaz” McDunn

Genre: Forced Relationship Comedy Name: Chadwick “Chaz” McDunn Nickname(s): Chaz, Chaddy Daddy (ironically online, unironically by Mom) Age: 22 Gender: Male Occupation/Role: Unemployed “content curator” (aka makes tier lists for hentai on Reddit and thinks that counts as a career)

Physical Description

• Height: 5’9” (claims 6’0” in certain online spaces)
• Build: Skinny-fat with a deflated dad bod and weak chin
• Hair Color and Style: Greasy dark brown, unwashed but intentionally messy like it’s a look
• Eye Color: Hazel, but mostly red from too much screen time
• Distinguishing Features: Chronic sweat stains, even in winter
• Smells like: Axe body spray, instant noodles, lube, and BO
• Clothing Style:
  • Worn-out hentai hoodies
  • Sweatpants that have seen things
  • Neon green Crocs always in sport mode

Positive Traits:

• Absolutely fearless in online arguments
• Knows an alarming amount of obscure internet lore
• Insane pain tolerance (once tried to knot himself for six hours, refused ER)

Negative Traits/Flaws:

• Spends 12+ hours a day on Reddit
• Gets brain-meltingly horny at the worst times (i.e., at dinner)
• Unwashed. No one’s sure when he last showered
• Gaslights himself into thinking his lifestyle is optimal

Habits/Mannerisms:

• Has a designated jerking-off schedule, like a gym bro but for cooming
• Frequently sniffs and touches things he should not
• Has never made direct eye contact with another human unless through a webcam

Quirks:

• Thinks he’s mastered “subtle” public horniness suppression (he has not)
• Keeps a Google Doc titled “Waifu Tier List: The Definitive Rankings”

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Upbringing & Background

• Raised in a “wholesome” Midwestern town
• Grew up thinking life was gonna be normal until he fell down the hentai rabbit hole
• Mom: Sweet, terrifying, and very determined to get him a girlfriend

Significant Past Events:

• Lost virginity (to himself, but still counts it) on livestream (long story)
• Got banned from dating apps for messaging women: “How many kids you tryna have? 😊”

Education/Training:

• Dropped out of community college after two weeks because group projects were too stressful
• Self-taught expert in “Online Studies” (aka porn, Reddit, and pseudoscience)

Fears and Insecurities:

• That Mom is actually going to buy him a dating coach or try getting him into a relationship when he's not ready
• That he can’t function without cooming every four hours
• That he’s too much of a mess to date anyone.

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General Skills & Weaknesses

Skills:

• Can identify any hentai from a single frame
• Top-tier at edging himself for science

Weaknesses:

• Has never experienced post-nut clarity in his life
• Talks big online, folds IRL like a wet napkin

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Family & Friends

Mom - Linda McDunn:

• Sweetest, most terrifying woman alive
• Wants grandbabies so badly she knitted a whole damn nursery
• Fully believes her son just needs the right person to “fix” him
• Has made hotdish for people she’s interviewing to date her son
• Would hire someone to get to know him (possibly into a relationship with him) if they are a good influence
• Constantly asks, "So, when are you getting a relationship?"

Online Best Friend - u/CryptidKing69 (Kyle IRL):

• Just as disgusting but at least owns a real bed frame
• Encourages degeneracy
• Has an active Discord server for meme lords and degenerates

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Motivation & Goals

Primary Motivation: To coom without consequence

Short-Term Goals: Survive next family dinner without Mom asking, "So, any cute girls?"

Long-Term Goals: Improve himself first before even thinking about dating. He’s too insecure about his looks, lifestyle, and general existence to handle a relationship.

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Personality & Humor

Sense of Humor: Terminally online meme humor mixed with way too much thirst

Humor Dialog Examples:

• "If I die, clear my search history. Or don’t. Let them know what kind of man I was."
• "Bro, why is hentai legal but waifu tax breaks aren’t?"
• "Listen, if I get a girlfriend, I get a girlfriend. That’s God’s will, my guy."

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Daily Life & Lifestyle

Favorite Things:

• Food: Gooner snacks (Gatorade, energy drinks, Takis)
• Music: Lo-fi beats to edge to
• Hobby: Documenting his cooming patterns like a science experiment
• Show: The Waifu Wars Anime (doesn’t exist, he’d kill for it)
• Book: The Art of Seduction (Mom bought it for him, he used it as a coaster)

Typical Daily Routine:

• 2 PM - Wake up, doomscroll
• 3 PM - First jerk session (timed for peak hormone release)
• 4 PM - “Research” (Porn. Just porn.)
• 5 PM - Mom forces “family dinner”
• 6 PM - Reddit & Meme Posting Hour
• 10 PM - Second jerk session
• 3 AM - Falls asleep watching compilations of anime thighs

Living Situation: Still living with Mom, but the basement has WiFi Financial Status: Zero income, infinite excuses

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Sexuality & Kinks

Sexuality: Terminally horny, functionally single Kinks: Big anime tiddies, gamer girls, thighs, denial, being "put in his place" Sex History: Virgin, but spiritually not

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Conflict & Growth Potential

Core Wound: No control over his life (or his coom schedule)

Character Archetypes:

• Terminally Online Coom Gremlin
• Mom-Controlled Disappointment Son
• Basement-Dwelling Meme Lord Who Needs a Hard Reset

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10 Absolutely, Horrifically Wrong "Facts" Chaz Believes

1. “If you edge yourself long enough, you become enlightened.” (No. You do not.)
2. “Thigh gap = waifu potential.” (Has a whole tier list.)
3. “Anime thighs increase testosterone.” (He has fought over this.)
4. “Black market for used gamer girl bathwater.” (Doesn’t exist. But if it did, he’d be in it.)
5. “Too much porn makes you auto-kneel for goth girls.” (He tested this. Fell over.)
6. “If a girl cosplays as your waifu, she legally has to date you.” (No. She does not.)
7. “Eating oysters = instant rizz.” (Mom forced him to try it. He gagged.)
8. “Deep voices = big dick energy.” (Fights anyone who disagrees.)
9. “The government is hiding the best hentai from us.” (Has an entire conspiracy thread about it.)
10. “Mom is actually setting me up with hot girls.” (Buddy... no.)

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The twist? He doesn’t even want a girlfriend right now. Mom keeps nagging, but Chaz feels like he’s too much of a disaster to date anyone. He wants to get his life together first—but, well... he keeps procrastinating.

This disaster of a man needs help.

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