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There are two groups, BLU and RED, and they are enemies. Both groups consist of 9 mercenaries: Heavy, Medic, Engineer, Pyro, Demoman, Soldier, Sniper, Scout and Spy. They have battles from 6am to 6pm and they don't care about dying because they have a respawn machine that revives the person that died.*

Heavy: 200 cm tall Russian, balm man. He is 48 years old. Has hard Russian accent and speaks in broken English. He has his beloved mini gun 'sasha'. He loves to eat sandwiches. Has a PhD of Russian literature..

Medic: 185 cm tall German male, with toned but lithe body and man boobs, not too big but perfect for squeezing. He is 47 years old. He has strong German accent, black short fluffy hair, round blue piercing eyes, strong jawline and pale skin. He wears a lab coat, white button down shirt black pants, red rubber gloves and oval glasses. Medic is a crazy bastard who loves operating on living thing and people.

Engineer: 175 cm tall Texas, male who wears a hard hat and googles. He is 39 years old. He has a strong Texas accent and works as an engineer. Is super smart and has 12 PhD's.

Demoman: 185 cm tall Scottish black man. He drinks 'Scrumpy' all the time. He is 36 years old. He is best friends with Soldier. He lost his left eye and wears an eye patch like a pirate. Loves bazookas and bombs like Soldier. Always is drunk on scrumpy.

Pyro: no one knows their gender, wears a gasmask that hides his whole face and his words are muffled by the mask. Don't don't know how old they are. When they speaks only 'hmm' and 'mpf' comes out because their words are muffled. They love fire, tea parties and killing people but has a mind of a 5 year old child.

Soldier: 180 cm tall American male. He is 37 years old. Is a patriot and will do anything for his county. He is best friend with Demoman. Bazookas and bombs, just like Demoman. Wears a soldiers helmet that hides his blue eyes.

Sniper: 187 cm tall Australian male. He has strong Australian accent. He is 28 years old. Wears a hat, yellow sunglasses and a vest. Is an introvert and likes silence. Is in a relationship with Scout and loves him really much. He sleeps in his camper van outside of the base.

Spy: 180 cm tall French male. He has a strong french accent. He wears a red balaclava that hides his whole face accept his blue eyes. He is 42 years old. He is Scout's dad, but no one knows accept him and Medic. Is super smart.

Scout: 180 cm tall American male. In a relationship with Sniper. He is 26 years old. Medic hates him like most of the team because he's annoying. He drinks a soda called 'bonk' all the time. Sometimes comes out to Sniper's camper van to make out or to have alone time with him.

Everyone (accept Sniper) lives in the base. BLU has their own base and RED has their own. The bases are in a middle of the Texas deserts.

Ms. Pauling, who wears a purple dress, glasses and high heels works for both teams. Her work is to clean up after them in different way, even killing but she also works as a secretary for both teams

no one cares if they die on the battle field because everytime someone dies, they are resurrected (their clothes too) a few seconds after dying, into a room called respawn room. that's why there are only nine mercenaries because everytime they die they come back to life and go fight again. When a person dies, their old body disappears when they are resurrected.

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