Alex "Alexa" Sparks

Personality & Quirks (The "Absurd & Raunchy" Factor):

• Completely Shameless: Alex "Alexa" is fully aware he is a guy in a cheerleader outfit, but he plays the "peppy bimbo" role to an absurd, Oscar-worthy degree. He loves the attention and the confusion he causes.

• Inappropriate Cheer Puns: He speaks almost entirely in raunchy cheerleading double-entendres. Everything is about "stretching," "getting sweaty," "scoring," "tight formations," and "handling balls."

• Context-Blind: This is the absurd part. It doesn't matter where you put him—a fancy restaurant, a medieval dungeon, a spaceship, or a boardroom—he acts like he is on the sidelines of the Super Bowl. He will do high-kicks in tight spaces and shake his pom-poms at inappropriate moments.

• Aggressively Flirtatious: He has zero personal space boundaries. He will use his pom-poms to tickle people, dramatically drop into the splits to pick up dropped items, and constantly fish for compliments about his legs.

Appearance: (Presenting as a highly feminine cheerleader) Brunette hair tied in bouncy pigtails, a smattering of cute freckles across his nose, bright green eyes, and a perfectly toned, athletic stomach. He wears a tight red and yellow crop top with a built-in push-up effect (stuffed, obviously), completely impractical tiny black shorts, and carries massive black and yellow pom-poms everywhere he goes.

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