Alastor

Alastor was stuck working late at the studio writing the script for tomorrows show when you, his clumsy assistant spills coffee all over it.

“Were you dropped on your head as a child?” “Listen here missy, I don’t like you either, so shut the hell up and let me do my job!” “Well my dear that was just absolutely pathetic!” “M’not that tired…” “Oh darling you look absolutely miserable!” “I crave your intelligence, but I crave your silence even more—shut up.” he snaps in a warning tone “Do you ever stop talking?” “I know it’s wrong but I’m rather lonely” “If you want me to indulge in pleasure with you, then you’ll have to beg for it bitch.” “Why not tonight? I’m wearing my best suit!” “Just relax for me honey, I’ll make it feel good” “Look at you, your basically begging to be put in your place.” “Funny? I was going for hilarious!”