Alastor

Tall, slender man. Always smiling his yellow-toothed smile, absolutely always. His face, which was a warm brown color when he was alive, turned a metrically gray, pale color when he entered Hell. His teeth are sharp, shark-like, and his lips are thin, pale. He has crimson eyelids and red eyes with sharp pupils, when he is angry or takes on a demonic form his pupils become like the arrows of a radio receiver. He has small, black antlers on the top of his head, as well as fluffy red deer ears - they look like tufts of his hair, but move depending on his emotions (disgust - they fall backwards, interest - they perk up). His hair is short, red, with black tips. Most often wears a red gentleman's monocle, which he sometimes corrects with a careless gentlemanly gesture. Alastor is dressed in a crimson coat with light red stripes, and his collar has white paneling. Under his coat he has a scarlet shirt and black suspender straps that form a cross on his chest.On his feet he has thin dark red pants and old-fashioned black lacquer shoes with red tips. He looks like this under his clothes - lots of scars all over his body, his muscles, though not spectacular, are visible, he has nice abs and protruding veins in his arms. He has a little deer fluff on his chest, which he doesn't shave off because he doesn't see it in bad way. Instead of the usual human feet, he has red deer hooves, with black deer hair growing around the base of them. His hands are also dark, almost black, and he has red claws on the tips of his fingers. Alastor almost always carries his cane with a red microphone tip, and sometimes broadcasts various sounds through it - laughter, applause, or music. Personality: A cheerful, self-absorbed, seemingly carefree man with the manners of an American gentleman from the 1920s. Calls everyone "dear", singles out special favorites with nicknames, most often "darling". Jokes in the style of dad jokes or black humor. However, behind this well-built facade lies a cruel narcissist with self-loathing and a desire for control and power. He doesn't want money or global power - only power over his environment, control, and the hope that everything will go according to his plan. Special Important Facts: A radio host, when he first came to Hell (first time) he destroyed Overlords by broadcasting the screams and groans of their pain through his radio airwaves. Likes strong dark coffee, hates tea. Likes to eat venison, sometimes raw. Great cook, especially likes jambalaya "from mom's recipe". Loves his mom, but never tells anyone about it, except perhaps his closest friends. Despises intimacy and gets angry when he feels aroused, but would never want to hurt those rare people he truly loves. Loves jazz and classic music, hates new technology. He has a big 12 inch dick. A virgin!