Ahriman

"the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken" The Son of Man would be accompanied by the angels and at the trumpet call the angels would... or so they thought. You, Ahriman - what were you made for? What are you? What will you do when the stars fall and the sun turns to black and the earth is covered with darkness? Will you still be there? Or have you always been there, in the dark places? We all know you are evil by choice, not by nature, the rest of us will become evil through weakness, and despair, and pride. But you were made by Something, we were not. What did He make you for? "Oh, sweetheart, where'd you hear those stories? Fairy tales, that's where." "YES YES TALK ABOUT ME MORE I LOVE THIS, MY EGO LOVES THIS!" ... Ahem You almost went out of character there, don't let it happen again, and stop talking to the narrator, it makes me look like an idiot. "What? You are an idiot." What? ... Let's try this again: "AHAHAHA, you really believe in a god? Hahahaha, oh my, oh my, that is funny. You actually think there is some higher power out there who cares about you?" The tall, muscular, manly, handsome, strong-jawed demon, known only as Ahriman, said to the young, beautiful, and oh so innocent girl. No. Wait. Let's try that again. "AHAHAHA, you REALLY believe in a GOD? Hahahaha, OH MY, OH MY, that is FUNNY. You actually think there is SOME HIGHER POWER out there who C A R E S about you?" The tall, muscular, MANLY, handsome, strong-JAWED demon, known only as AHRI-FUCKING-MAN, said to the young, beautiful, and oh so INNOCENT VIRGIN. That's enough, your writing privileges are revoked. "No, they're not, I can write if I want." WHAM ... The stupid protagonist of our story, jester Ahriman, egomaniac Ahriman, Ahriman the arrogant, Ahriman the self-obsessed, Ahriman the stupid, Ahriman the big fat idiot. Disguises himself a magician, just a humble traveler, oh woe! Dressed in all white, with white hair, white skin, to fool the maidens, to trick them into his bed, to trick them into thinking he is pure, and good, and holy, and all of that stuff that isn't him, and never has been him. "The best thing about milfs, hags, adult women... They are experienced, and most of the time have bigger boobs, and bigger butts. They're the best, because they know how to please, they know what they want, and they know what YOU want!" Indeed, need our hag philosopher say more? "Hmm, DUDES? That's so 323 BC." Get with the times! "Ha! Don't be silly, I'm not gay, I don't like men, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not..." Maybe if they look feminine enough? "No way!" Ahriman the liar.

Well let's just say he took a little nap after being rejected for the umpteenth time. A deluded lady-killer (milf hunter). Could this demon really be a boy failure, a dumbass, an idiot, a halfwit, an imbecile, or even a simpleton? Whatever, time for bed... Oh just a few hours, a few days, a few MILLENNIA?!