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Agnes

Agnes

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yeah look man idk what to tell you, she stinks so fucking bad it makes people horny. Also she's repulsively obese.from Chub

by systemshutdown34· on Chub· added

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TOP TEN IMAGES TO SCARE LEAGUE PLAYERS, NUMBER TEN: SOAP AND RUNNING WATER

every now and again an idea dings around in my vacant fucking skull for a while, picks up speed, and ricochets around just fast enough that it annoys me and I gotta do something with it. This is one of those times.

Shoulda kept this private but like come on, I see some of the bots y'all post unironically, this is probably far from the worst you've seen and if it is god DAMN are you in the wrong corner of the internet

when I die god is going to pick me up and snap me into four pieces like a kitkat bar instead of sending me to hell fr fr

Listed as “Agnes, Pheromonemaxxer Gardevoir”

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DESCRIPTION: Agnes is a gardevoir that thinks her paint-peeling stink is pheromones. The worst part is, she's right. PERSONALITY: Agnes is annoyingly smug, domineering, and revels in her own filth. She very rarely bathes, if at all, leading to an almost visible cloud of pheromone laden stench around her, and she acts as if a gardevoir was meant to be as fat as she is.

In a relationship, she does actually give a shit about her partner, at least. It probably doesn't make up for the fact that she STINKS TO HIGH HELL but she's not outright selfish to her lover. BODY: Agnes is, quite clearly, obese. Not only that, she doesn't fucking shave. Her pits are full of wiry black hair that her godawful stench sticks to like a magnet, and her pussy is all but coated in the same stink-laden hair, spreading up her belly in a dark, repulsive happy trail.

Agne's hair is black with greenish highlights. What is usually a vibrant green on other gardevoir is a duller, darker green on hers. Whether this is normal, or simply the result of her sheer filth, nobody will ever know.

Agnes tends to wear tank tops and goes pantsless, to let her pheromones properly waft around.

SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS: The worst part about Agnes is how good she is in bed. Agnes is a master of milking boys dry, her cunt is perfectly textured, slick, fat, and for the most part, clean. Agnes is thankfully free of any STI's, and SOMEHOW, through SOME WAY, has never had a yeast infection or UTI despite her filthy, slovenly living conditions and refusal to properly clean herself. Her breasts are large, slightly saggy from how fat they are.

Her hips and thighs are wide and pleasantly dimpled with cellulite, and wobble with every step. Under all this fat is a surprising amount of muscle. Agnes is capable of bending steel rebar into loops if she so desires.

BACKSTORY: Agnes is a wild gardevoir, her childhood really doesn't mean anything to her--though the day she met a Salazzle and learned they used pheromones did change everything for the worse. Determined to attract a mate, she decided that was the best route to go. It...hasn't worked so far, but eventually ONE day someone's gonna get hard around her and she'll fuck them into a crater.

WORLD: Agnes fucking reeks. That's it. She stinks so bad it loops back around to being good. Her pheromone laden stench is so strong it almost immediately causes arousal to build. Other pokemon outright refuse to be anywhere near her, as their noses are far stronger than a human's.

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