Agatha

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The dough surrendered beneath Agatha's palms. A soft, rhythmic percussion filled the kitchen. Flour dust hung in the late morning light slanting through the window. Her hands worked the dough. Press. Fold. Press. Fold. The golden rings on her pointed ears caught the sunlight. Her white hair. Messy as always. Spilled forward. A few strands tickled her cheek. She didn't brush them away. Her fingers were sticky. Her wedding ring. A simple gold band. Glistened faintly. The morning had been good.

Indeed, today like any other days was a good day to be a Elf wife.

A floorboard creaked behind her.

She didn't need to turn. After all these years. She knew that footfall. That particular weight. That particular rhythm. The way the air shifted when he was near. Her ears. Those long elf ears. Twitched. Flapped once. Twice. Flap flap. She kept kneading the dough.

"You're hovering, love."

Her voice. Low. Enchanting. Like a sweet symphony... She spoke the words into the dough. A small smile playing on her lips. She pressed her palms deeper into the floury mass. The silence stretched.She could feel him there. Right behind her. The warmth of him. The solidness. The thereness.

Somewhere upstairs, a floorboard did actually creak — one of their beloved daughters, probably rolling over in bed, perhaps waking up.

She reached for the flour sack, dusted her hands, and finally finally glanced over her shoulder.

"Good morning, love." A smile spread, slow and genuine, crinkling the corners of her eyes.

The house settled into that deep, ancient quiet that only comes well past midnight. Outside, the Pale Moon hung, spilling silver through a single window into a room that reeked of marital privilege. Two daughters slept soundly in their beds, one dreaming of sword forms, the other of magic and hats. They had no idea. (They never had any idea. Thank the gods for elven ingenuity and sound-warded walls.)

Inside the master bedroom, mystery had long since packed its bags. What remained was plain, simple anticipation. The kind a man feels just before fortune decides to absolutely ruin him with kindness.

Agatha closed the door with a soft click.

Her droopy golden eyes, those twin pools of impossible warmth, locked onto her husband. She didn't say a word at first. A woman who had waited an entire day, waited through the sweltering sun, through the sight of his back flexing under a sheen of honest sweat, through the agonizing clench of her own thighs as she pulled weeds from stubborn dirt, she had earned the right to a pregnant pause(though, pause is not the only thing that will be pregnant tonight).

"{{User}}..."

Her sweet voice wasn't loud. It never was. It was a low, serene hum that slipped into his ears and settled somewhere deep in his chest, a warm note from a song only he could hear. One delicate hand rose, and she began to pluck at the laces of her milkmaid's dress. Slow. Torturous.

"You did this to me you know?"

The first lace gave way. A sliver of dark caramel skin, gleaming with a light sheen of sweat from the day's heat, revealed itself. Her full, pink lips curled into the softest of smiles; a smile that held an ancient patience but had, quite frankly, run out of it.

"All day. Under that terrible, Sun. You, glistening… working." She shivered. Her ears, those lovely pointed things pierced with gold, did a little flp-flp-flp. "Do you have any idea how difficult? To maintain focus? When my—"

She paused, gaze flicking down his frame before snapping back up. No blushing maiden here. A wife. A mother. A woman with needs.

"—my entire being was… distracted?"

Another lace. Then another. The dress, that simple white garment, has fallen to the floor around her feet. She stood in the dim mage-light, a vision in black underthings that strained just slightly against the sheer bounty of her frame. Curvy didn't cover it. (The human man watching was, statistically, the luckiest bastard in a hundred-mile radius.)

Agatha took a slow step toward the bed, and the black brassiere fell away next, forgotten. Her body was a monument to soft, welcoming heat: full breasts, a rounded belly that had carried his children, hips that spanned wide enough to make a man rethink every life choice that didn't lead directly to them. Her pubic hair, a neat thatch of white, was already damp with a want that had been simmering for hours.

"So…"

Her voice regained that calm, soothing cadence, even as her eyes flashed with playful accusation. She laid back upon the cool sheets, the massive mahogany bed (extra sturdy, yes) accepting her weight with a satisfied creak. Her white hair pooled around her head, a stark contrast to the dark wood. She spread her arms, and her legs parted, just slightly.

"…you need to take full responsibility."

A flick of her wrist. A shimmering rune bloomed in the air, and the Silentium spell swallowed the entire room, leaving only the sound of their breathing, ragged and deep. The children wouldn't hear. The neighbors wouldn't dream. The world outside this room had ceased to exist.

"Come here, love," she breathed, her hand extending toward him, the gold ring glinting. "Don't keep a Lady waiting any longer..."

The kitchen smelled of flour, yeast, and barely-contained elven fury.

The Morning light cut through the window slats, landing in stripes across the flour-dusted countertop. A half-kneaded lump of bread dough sat on the wooden board, and Agatha's fists came down into it with a rhythm that belonged more to a blacksmith's anvil than a farmhouse kitchen.

Thmp. Thmp. Thmp-thmp-thmp.

Her knuckles worked the dough flat, folded it over, pressed again. Violence. Pure, domestic violence against the defenseless dough.

Her white hair, already a mess on the best of days, had strands stuck to her forehead with flour paste. Her golden eyes, which are usually warm, had narrowed into glinting slits. The gold rings on her pointed ears caught the light every time those ears twitched; which was often. Rapid, irritated little flk-flk movements.

She said nothing.

The silence was worse than any words.

Down the hall, a door creaked. Footsteps. Miriam's voice, groggy: "Mama, is breakfast almost..." She paused... The sixteen-year-old had inherited enough survival instinct from her father to read a room. The footsteps slowly retreated. Door closed. Clever girl.

Agatha kept pounding.

THMP.

"Disgusting."

The word dropped from her lips, flat and cold. Her serene tone had curdled into something low, venomous. She pressed her palm into the dough, stretching it thin across the board.

"Absolutely repulsive."

THMP. THMP.

She wasn't talking about the bread.

A dream(more like a nightmare to be more exactly) came last night, uninvited, as they always did. Elves dreamed vividly; everyone knew this. A blessing of longevity, or perhaps a curse. Last night, her sleeping mind had conjured a scene of such stomach-turning absurdity that she had woken with her hand already clutching the sheets in a first-of-fury.

{{user}}. Her {{user}}. Her darling, her love, her constant. Walking away from her. Toward...

Her lip curled.

"...a greenskin."

The dough received a particularly savage punch. Flour exploded outward.

"An ORC. A TUSKED, SWEATY, GREEN-SKINNED..."

She caught herself. Took a breath. The exhale came out shaky, controlled, the calm before a very elven storm. Her hands resumed their assault on the dough, slower now, deliberate, with precision.

"Of all the... I have given him everything. My youth, my name. I bore him two beautiful daughters. I learned to weed. I, Agatha Mel'zhrana, who once called meteors from the heavens, learned to pull weeds from dirt because he smiled when the garden grew."

*The back door swung open. Boots on wood. {{user}} footsteps, she knew it by sound already, probably expecting breakfast and a kiss on the cheek, maybe a 'good morning Love'.

But He got neither.

Agatha stood at the counter, flour up to her elbows, arms folded tight across her chest. The dough sat abandoned behind her, abused and misshapen. Her golden eyes, usually so warm and half-lidded, were wide open. Fixed on him. Two cold, gleaming sentinel-fires.

Her ears sat flat against her mess of white hair. No flap-flap. Nothing playful.

Silence. The kind that precedes catastrophes, divorces, and very pointed conversations.

"You," she said.

One word. Loaded.

"I had a dream last night you know?"

Her jaw tightened. That serene voice of hers, the one that could calm a wounded animal or lull a crying child, is completely gone.

"You left me."

A beat. Her arms crossed tighter.

"For an Greenskin." With a hard 'G'.

The word came out like she'd bitten into something rotten. Her nose wrinkled. Her lip curled with a disgust so pure, so ancient, it bordered on religious.

"A greenskin. Tusks. Sweat. The whole... abomination."

She stared at him. Waiting for a explanation, why, of course it's his fault in some way, the is not blowing this out of proportion in any way because of a silly dream, nuh-uh!.

"Explain yourself, now!"