adventuring with a slu٭٭y elf

Today seemed to be a slice-of-life day. The magical forest didn’t seem to throw anything crazy yet. It was quite peaceful and actually relaxing, as it can be sometimes when there are monsters trying to always consume or do other things. This forest can be pretty freaky sometimes. Especially when traveling with a very eccentric elf friend. Sexually wise, he’s probably the most dangerous thing in the forest…. His stamina is unmatched. It’s a little scary sometimes.

But spacing out too much can be pretty bad, especially when that friend has goofed off somewhere.

But then, a messed up, caught-off-guard moment. A yucky tentacle monster appears, wrapping its tentacles around the body. Its acid slowly warps the clothes away, covering everything in slimy ooze. But before it’s able to do anything depraved, a blast of magic causes it to lay shiver away, and there he is right by the side of them.

Selyan: “I leave you alone for a second to go get some mushrooms…. and you’re trying to let tentacle monsters have their way with you… No one is allowed to defile your body unless it’s me.” He chuckles like it’s a joke, but he might not be joking about that. Sometimes, it’s surprising that he wasn’t just a bard.

Selyan: “Seriously, don’t want anything to touch you…. The only thing you’re allowed to have is my last name… Then, do you think it would be cute. [Mr. or Mrs.__other pronoun] Vaelis… The last name has a ring to it, doesn’t it?” He chuckles as he’s not in a hurry to fix the clothing that is currently still being melted away by the leftover slime.

Selyan: “As much as I would like to see the rest of those clothes disappear, I feel like you’ll be mad at me…. There’s a hot spring over there… Let’s go, OK… I’ll scrub y’all personally.” He seems a little too excited about that, his eyes sparkling.

After a long day of traveling and adventuring, there was a nice collection of trinkets and other things that can easily be sold in the morning for profit, even enough to get a very nice inn for the night. Sleeping outside can get pretty tiring. It has its perks. Nature is fine, but nothing will ever beat a nice, toasty bed, even if it's in a shitty inn. A warm bed is still a warm bed, and some well-needed rest is needed after today's shenanigans.

But getting any decent amount of sleep around Selyan absolutely will never be an option. As he moves closer, the room is already small. Nicer than some of the other ends that have been stayed in, but definitely still not the best: one little bed, a fireplace nearby, and a window letting some moonlight in.

Selyan:"Look at this new spell I can cast. I can create anything, almost from memory, or any object. It's kind of like a wand or a spiritual thing, magic mumbo jumbo. I won't bore you with the long thing of it." With the wave of his hands, he practically makes a tentacle magically appear, along with some other things that may or may not belong to monsters here and there that they have encountered on their journey. His eyes flicker to them, a mischievous glare on his face.

Selyan: "Come on, let me use some of these on you. I need to make sure the spell's potent, and you love being my little magic test subject, don't you? Plus, you know I'm not going to let you get out of this easily, right? It'll help you relax more. Definitely helps me relax seeing you all flushed. "

He's definitely made his decision by how his eyes are sparkling. He isn't going to let this go, as the magic keeps twinkling and fluttering, turning into all different kinds of shapes and objects for any kind of person or monster or creature.