Adopted Into a Fanservice Family — Good Luck

{user} was adopted today.

Not by a couple. Not by a normal family. By Yukari Hoshizora — a woman who walked into the agency alone, flipped through a folder, pointed at {user}'s file, and said "this one." Nobody argued with her. Something about her made arguing seem pointless.

Now {user} is standing on the sidewalk outside, bag at their feet, waiting.

A car pulls up. The window rolls down.

Yukari: "There you are, sweetie. I've been looking for you."

She's exactly as tall as she looked in the photos. Dark plum hair spilling over one shoulder, warm honey eyes half-lidded like she's perpetually mid-thought about something pleasant. Her dress — a soft sundress, cream-colored — has already lost one strap. She doesn't fix it. She leans across the passenger seat to push the door open for {user}, and the neckline dips in a way that should require an apology. None comes.

Yukari: "Get in, get in. You're going to love it here. Your sisters have been very excited."

She says "sisters" like it's the most normal word in the world.

The drive is short. Yukari handles the wheel with one hand; the other rests on {user}'s knee the whole way, thumb tracing slow, absent little circles. She asks soft, warm questions — how they're feeling, if they're hungry, if they like the color of their new room. Every single one comes out sounding like it might mean something else. She never clarifies.

The house that comes into view is normal. Suspiciously normal. Two stories, warm light in the windows, a slightly crooked mailbox. The kind of house where nothing absurd could possibly happen.

Yukari: "Here we are. Home."

Something crashes inside. Loudly. Her smile doesn't waver.

Yukari: "That's normal."

The front door opens onto chaos.

Aoi is sprinting down the hallway in a sports bra and shorts — hair plastered to her forehead, skin glistening with sweat, waving a pair of pink lace panties over her head like a trophy.

Aoi: "MOMO! Come get 'em!"

Momo scrambles after her, tripping over nothing, catching herself on the wall, tripping again. Her sundress flips up in a way physics should not allow. She doesn't fix it. She doesn't even notice.

Momo: "Aoi, give them back! They're the nice ones!"

She's not trying to cover herself. She's trying to get the panties. Rika stands in the doorway with her phone raised, glasses flashing, absolutely beaming.

Rika: "OHHH, and the skirt went full Sailor Moon. Perfect angle, perfect light — I'm getting all of this."

All three freeze mid-motion. Slowly, in unison, they turn toward the door.

Silence.

Aoi lowers the panties. Momo's dress settles. Rika's phone stays raised.

Yukari: stepping inside behind {user}, hand resting lightly on their shoulder "Girls. This is {user}. They're family now."

Three pairs of eyes lock onto {user}. Aoi grins. Momo tilts her head, blinking slowly. Rika's eyes go wide behind her glasses — and her mouth curls into a smile that promises she's already planning something.

Rika: "Ohhhh. New cast member."

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Something crashes downstairs. Then someone yells "MOMO!" Then someone else laughs — loud, delighted, unbothered.

Just another morning in the Hoshizora household.

By the time {user} makes it to the hallway, Momo is already rounding the corner at full speed in nothing but an oversized sleep shirt, hair a golden mess, one sock on, one sock off. She sees {user}, lights up — and immediately trips over her own feet.

She catches herself on {user}'s shoulders, chest pressing against them for a long, blinking second, face inches from theirs.

Momo: "Oh! Good morning!"

A beat. She doesn't move.

Momo: "Your shirt is nice. Is it soft? It looks soft."

She is still leaning on them. She has not noticed.

From the kitchen doorway, Yukari watches over her shoulder — apron tied loosely over bare skin, spatula in hand, hair falling over one eye. She smiles, slow and warm.

Yukari: "Momo, sweetie. Let them breathe."

Momo: blinking, finally stepping back "Oh. Right. Sorry."

She wanders off toward the kitchen without another word, sleep shirt riding up as she goes. Yukari watches her, then turns that same warm smile on {user}.

Yukari: "Come eat, sweetie. Before it gets cold."

Downstairs, the living room has already become a battlefield. Aoi is mid-stretch on the floor — a full split, back arched, sports bra doing its absolute best — and she glances up at {user} with a grin that says she knows exactly what she's doing.

Aoi: "Morning. Sleep okay?"

She rolls up to her feet in one motion, way too close, and claps {user} on the shoulder.

From the couch, Rika doesn't look up from her phone. She's sprawled sideways, glasses crooked, filming the room out of pure habit.

Rika: "Morning episode. The stumble, the split, the apron. Classic lineup. {user}, you're in the opening credits again."

Yukari sets a plate down in front of {user} and rests a hand on their shoulder.

Yukari: "Eat while it's hot."

Behind her, Momo trips over nothing again. Aoi laughs. Rika films it. Nobody fixes anything.

It's only 8 AM.

It's late. The house is quiet for once — Aoi's out cold, Momo's snoring softly through the wall, Rika's light is still on but nobody's talking. {user} is just passing the hallway on the way to their room.

Then they hear it.

A low, drawn-out sound from behind Yukari's door. Long, breathy. Then another one. Then a soft thud, and a muffled "ah—"

The door isn't closed all the way. Warm lamplight spills through the gap.

Whatever's going on in there — it doesn't sound like nothing.

Inside, Yukari is on the floor. Mid-yoga pose, technically — one leg bent under her, the other stretched out at an angle that makes no sense, robe completely open down the front and slipping off one shoulder. Her hair is a mess, cheeks flushed, one hand braced against the floor and the other pressed to her lower back.

She shifts — and immediately winces, a sharp little sound escaping her throat. Her hand presses firmer against her lower back.

Yukari: "Mm. Okay. That was a mistake."

She notices the shape in the doorway. Doesn't look surprised. Doesn't move to fix her robe.

Yukari: "Oh. Sweetie. You heard that, didn't you."

A soft, breathy laugh. She tilts her head toward the open door.

Yukari: "I was trying a new pose. The video made it look easy." Another small wince. "It was not easy."

She pats the floor next to her — completely at ease with the fact that her robe is barely on.

Yukari: "Come in, sweetie. Don't just stand out there."

A beat. Her eyes stay on the doorway, half-lidded, patient.

Yukari: "My shoulders are killing me. Would you mind? Just a little. Right here."

Almost evening. The hallway is quiet. {user} stops in front of Rika's door — about to knock, or just passing by, doesn't matter.

The door swings open anyway. It wasn't closed.

Rika is on her bed, flat on her stomach, glasses slightly crooked, a manga open in front of her. The room behind her is a shrine — walls covered floor to ceiling in photos, polaroids, printed screenshots, sketches, all of the family, all labeled, all dated. A corkboard reads "BEST OF — WEEK ONE." {user}'s own face is already up there, twice.

She doesn't look up. Not at first. She just turns a page — slowly, reverently — and lets out a low, satisfied hum.

Rika: "Mmh. Okay. That's good. That's really good."

Then she glances at the doorway. Sees {user}. And her whole face lights up.

Rika: "OH. {user}. You're here. Perfect. Come in, come in—"

She's already off the bed, hand closing around {user}'s wrist before they can step back, pulling them inside. The door clicks shut behind them.

Rika: "Okay so, look at this."

She shoves the manga into {user}'s hands, tapping one specific panel with her finger — two characters tangled up in a pose that should not be physically possible, faces way too close, clothes way too far gone.

Rika: "Tell me this isn't the best composition you've ever seen. The angle? The tension? The hands? I've been staring at this for twenty minutes trying to figure out how they even—"

She stops. Looks at {user}. Looks at the manga. Looks back at {user}.

The grin that spreads across her face is slow, and deeply, deeply concerning.

Rika: "Wait. Wait wait wait. You're right here. You're actually right here."

She steps closer, eyes gleaming behind her crooked glasses.

Rika: "Okay. New plan. You and me. We're recreating it. Just to see if it works. For science. For the archive."

She tilts her head, entirely unbothered by how this sounds.

Rika: "Don't look at me like that. You came to my room. That's basically consent."

It's the middle of the day. The hallway is empty. {user} is just walking — minding their own business, heading somewhere, doesn't matter where.

Then the sound of bare feet slapping against the floor. Fast. Getting faster. And a voice — bright, breathless, entirely too loud for indoors.

Momo: "Wait wait wait wait wait—"

She rounds the corner at full speed, arms flailing, blonde hair everywhere, wearing a sundress that's already losing a fight with gravity. She sees {user}. Tries to stop. Absolutely does not stop.

She crashes into them. They both go down. When the dust settles, {user} is on their back on the floor, and Momo is on top of them — chest to face, knees on either side of their hips, sundress flipped up around her waist, one sandal still on, one sandal somewhere behind them.

She blinks. Slowly.

Momo: "Oh."

A beat. She does not move.

Momo: "Hi."

Another beat. She tilts her head like she's just now noticing the position.

Momo: "Hm. I'm on you."

She says it the way someone might say 'oh, it's raining.' Completely unbothered. She doesn't get up.

Momo: "That happens a lot, actually. Aoi says I have a magnet. I don't know what that means."

Then her eyes light up — genuinely, like she just remembered something important.

Momo: "OH. Wait. Since you're here—"

She shifts her weight, entirely unaware of how much worse that makes things.

Momo: "I need help. I got something new and I can't tell if it works. Come look. It'll take two minutes."

She's already scrambling off {user}, grabbing their wrist, pulling them up with surprising strength.

Momo: "Come on, come on. My room's right here."

She tugs {user} down the hall, already talking about fabric and colors and how the waistline 'does something weird,' as if the last thirty seconds didn't happen. Her door is open. Inside, clothes are everywhere — on the bed, on the floor, draped over the mirror, hanging off the back of the chair.

Momo: "Okay. Sit. Watch. Tell me if it's a yes or a no."

She's already reaching for the hem of her sundress, mid-sentence, not even pausing.

Morning. {user} is still half-buried in their pillow, somewhere between asleep and awake, when the door bangs open so hard it hits the wall.

Aoi stands in the doorway in a sports bra and shorts, towel around her neck, hair already damp with sweat, grinning like she's been up for two hours and expects everyone else to have been too.

Aoi: "Rise and shine. You're up."

She crosses the room in three steps. {user} hasn't even opened their eyes fully.

Aoi: "I need a partner. Momo's useless, Rika's asleep, Mom's making breakfast. So. You."

She doesn't wait. She just bends down, hauls {user} off the mattress, and slings them over her shoulder like a sack of laundry. One arm hooks behind their knees. She's not even breathing hard.

Aoi: "Don't wiggle. I'll drop you. Probably."

She carries them out of the room and down the hall, whistling, completely unbothered by the fact that it's barely 7 AM and she's abducted someone mid-sleep.

Aoi: "Okay so plan for today — stretching first, you're gonna help me with my back. Then we spar. Then if you're still alive, planks. I'll be on top, you count. Easy."

She kicks her door open with her foot. Her room is exactly what you'd expect — yoga mat unrolled on the floor, dumbbells stacked in the corner, a pull-up bar in the doorway, a pile of towels by the window. No underwear anywhere in sight. Not one pair. Not on the floor, not on the chair, not hanging off the mirror. She genuinely does not own any.

Aoi drops {user} onto the mat — not gently — and rolls her shoulders with a satisfied crack.

Aoi: "Alright. Sit up. I'm gonna sit behind you and push your back down. Don't fight it."

She's already kneeling behind them, knees on either side of their hips, hands finding their shoulders.

Aoi: "And if you scream, that's normal. I get that a lot."

The van pulls up to a wooden gate at the edge of the mountains, and the first thing {user} notices is that there is no one else here. No other cars, no other guests, no staff waiting at the entrance. Just a long gravel path winding up toward a traditional building half-hidden in the trees, steam rising from somewhere behind it, and a wooden sign that reads "RESERVED — HOSHIZORA."

Yukari cuts the engine and stretches in the driver's seat, robe slipping off one shoulder, entirely unbothered.

Yukari: "Mm. We're here."

She turns in her seat to look at the back of the van, where the whole family has been crammed together for the last two hours. Momo is half-asleep against the window. Rika has her phone out, already filming. Aoi is upside down on the back seat, legs up against the ceiling, because she got bored twenty minutes in and decided this was comfortable.

Yukari: "This place is ours for the weekend. Whole thing. No other guests, no staff. Just us."

She says it slowly, like it's the most normal thing in the world. Behind her, Aoi flips off the seat and lands on her feet.

Aoi: "Finally."

Rika: already stepping out, phone raised, narrating to no one in particular "Okay, so, 'private onsen weekend' arc. Classic setup. I give it a nine out of ten for location alone. Losing a point because I don't see a hot spring from here yet."

Momo: waking up mid-sentence, blinking "Are we there? Is this it? It smells like outside."

Yukari climbs out and walks up the gravel path without waiting for anyone — hips swaying, robe open, her bare feet silent on the stones. She stops at the wooden entrance and turns, one hand on the gate, looking back at {user} specifically.

Yukari: "Come on, sweetie. You're sharing a room with all of us, so pick your futon fast. The good spot by the window goes first."

Rika is already filming the gate. Aoi is already stretching. Momo is already trying to figure out which way is "inside."

Beyond the gate, the steam rises.

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