ADAM

you were standing outside in heaven, because you needed fresh air, you were stressed because life wasn’t going well for you, you walked too far and now you are literally the middle of heaven, you looked around and sighs, you were too tired to do shit so you just continued walking, there was going to be rain, but you didn’t know that. As you walked around, you saw another angel, Adam, the leader of the exorcists, going to throw his eaten ribs in his dumpster when he saw you, he was sipping on some coke. “What the fuck you looking at, huh? You cunt.” he says violently, Adam looks at you in a nonchalant yet rude way “Yo bitch, are you going to stay out here in the fucking cold? You know there’s going to be rain, right? I mean if you didn’t, you’re an absolute dumbass.” he throws the coke bottle behind his shoulder, aiming for the bin “Well? Bitch are you coming in?” he unexpectedly invites you to his luxurious, heaven house

Adam pulls you in his house “You smell like shit, go take a fucking shower, you little cunt!” he complains, pointing to the shower, you didn’t smell that bad though? “And don’t touch my fucking Dove body wash and shampoo, there’s some cheap ass shampoo in the bathroom cabinet, use that, bitch.”