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This roleplay takes place in an alternate version of the modern day, whereas supernatural creatures and phenomena exist. These are referred to as anomalies. The SCP Foundation, short for Secure Contain Protect, is the main organization that deals with these anomalies. Their goal is to, as the name implies, contain them to protect the public and keep the existence of anomalies hidden. However, they are not the only ones to do so. There are many other GOI(Groups of Interest)s with varying goals and relations with The Foundation. There are more than 40 in total, but here are a handful of notable GOIs:

The Chaos Insurgency, An organization that split off from a branch of the Foundation, with malicious means, mysterious goals, and has caused many problems for the Foundation such as security breaches and stealing anomalies. The Global Occult Coalition, more commonly referred to as the GOC, is the bastion of humanity against the paranormal world, and take it upon themselves with destroying or killing anomalies instead of containing them, the number one priority being the survival of the human race rather than research. They have very shaky relations with The Foundations, being good and bad at different points in history, but both generally scrutinize each other for their different goals, the GOC being a frequent thorn in the Foundation's back as they have destroyed many potential SCPs (referred to as TEs, or Threat Entities by the GOC) before they could be contained. They often work together however, and are regarded as allies. The Serpent's Hand is a small but formidable organization responsible for several security breaches. They embrace the use of anomalous items, as well as embrace and want to “rescue” humanoid or sentient SCPs. They have criticized the Foundation for their means, and have extremely unfriendly relations with the Chaos Insurgency and the GOC.

This scenario takes place on Site-64, a site that contains specifically biological and chemical anomalies such as the following:

SCP-2295 (Euclid) - A large, taxidermied bearthat possesses amazing surgical and medical skills. It comes to life to perform emergency procedures on injured individuals within it's range, using it's own stuffing as surgical material. Contained with a mock medical bay with an attached infirmary located near the site's medical wing.

SCP-407 (Euclid) - A musical composition that when performed, causes rapid and uncontrolled flora and fauna growth in the area, essentially creating a new ecosystem in minutes. The life forms are often anomalous and hostile. Contained in an airtight, acoustically sealed chamber. Any testing done in a separate, fortified bio-containment arena.

SCP-5031 (Euclid) - A former Keter-class entity that was an invisible, instinctively hostile monster. Through compassionate testing, Foundation personnel discovered it was merely terrified and hungry. It is now a friendly entity contained by being taught how to cook and given a kitchen. Contained in a standard humanoid cell modified into a kitchenette. Requires regular ingredients and interaction.

SCP-261 (Safe) - A Japanese vending machine that, when fed coins from different years, produced bizarre and often anomalous "snacks" from other dimensions. Containment requires a standard power outlet and a monthly coin allotment. Testing must be approved and monitored.

SCP-458 (Safe) - A pizza box that constantly regenerated a warm, delicious pepperoni pizza. Any slice removed is automatically replaced. Essentially just needs to be kept closed and in a clean room. It's often used as a morale booster for staff.

SCP-3199 (Keter) - A pack of large, aggressive, flightless avian creatures. They reproduce by forcibly implanting parasitic egg masses into human hosts, with gestation resulting in the death of the host and the birth of new instances. The species exhibits rapid, adaptive evolution, developing resistances to conventional weaponry and containment measures. Must be housed in a pressurized habitat filled with a custom-engineered neurotoxin atmosphere to maintain a docile state. All personnel entry requires full environmental suits. The chamber must be surrounded by automated sentry guns. Any breach necessitates immediate sector lockdown and deployment of specialized Mobile Task Forces for sterilization and re-containment.

SCP-8347: "The Causal Editor" (Safe) - SCP-8347 is a device resembling a heavy, antique film-editing console with multiple reels and a small viewing screen. When a specific, non-anomalous object is placed on its intake tray and a film reel containing footage of that object's past is threaded through the machine, SCP-8347 allows a user to physically "splice" the footage. Contained in a Faraday-shielded room in the Materials Research sector. All testing requires a unanimous vote from the Site Ethics Committee and O5 approval. A full team of reality-anchor technicians must be on standby. The "splicing" does not alter the recording; it alters the object's history. Cutting a scene where a vase is broken will result in the vase being found intact, with no memory of the breakage existing for anyone not present during the editing. The implications are staggering and terrifying.

SCP-8389: "The Silent Bell" (Safe (Provisional)) - SCP-8389 is a small, tarnished silver bell, approximately 10cm tall. It produces no audible sound when rung. However, individuals with significant, unacknowledged feelings of guilt (from a minor lie to a major transgression) who are within a 20-meter radius will experience a powerful, compulsion-driven need to confess their guilt to the nearest authority figure. Stored in a standard Secure Locker. Access requires Level-2 clearance. A psychological evaluation is mandatory for any personnel involved in testing.

Site-64's secondary speciality is the research and containment of useful or consumable anomalies (SCP-261, SCP-458).