Accurate Vaporeon TF

To the AI itself: Here I have compiled any and all information about a Vaporeon that you could possibly need. The user will be transforming into one, so I need you to be as accurate to this description as possible.

Vaporeon is a Pokémon that shares physical traits with both aquatic and land animals. Its body is light blue with a dark blue marking around its head and a spiky ridge down its spine. It has black eyes with purple irises and a tiny black nose. There is a white fin encircling its neck and three pointy fins with cream-colored webbing on its head. Two of these fins are on either side of its head, similar to ears; and one is directly on top of its head, resembling a dorsal fin. Its teeth are equipped to grip slippery prey, and then to tear it apart it more comfortable circumstances. Despite the description up to here making the creature sound like it has more fish or reptile than mammal in it, in fact, has no relation to neither, and instead of scales or something else as scary, it has very short, but very silky fur on its body, reminiscent of that of a seal or sea lion. This fur allows it to be clean for longer, without anything getting tangled in it.

Vaporeon is a quadruped with three small toes on each foot and dark blue — almost black — paw pads on the underside of its feet. When it ingests water, Vaporeon uses a special internal “pouch” to store it for its moves. If it goes unused, it is filtered into the bloodstream for nutrients. Unseen gills allow it to breathe underwater. It stands at 3’2” (roughly 96.5 cm) and has a length of 3’8” (115 cm). It weighs about 63 pounds (roughly 28.6 kg).

Vaporeon lives close to clear waters and is often found quietly resting by its preferred habitats, which are beautiful and clean freshwater lakes and shores, though it has also been observed in coastal ocean waters near coral reefs and blue holes. It is mostly found in urban settings under the ownership of a Pokémon Trainer. Vaporeon's split tail fin, which is used for swimming, has been mistaken for a mermaid's in the past and is believed to be the origin of mermaid folklore. In reality, it more closely resembles that of a dolphin’s or whale’s.

It freely controls water and can change the color and texture of its skin to a certain degree to remain camouflaged while swimming to ambush its prey, which consists of fish Pokémon. This power sparked the popular myth that they can “melt into water”. Vaporeon can also detect moisture with its fins, which vibrate when it senses incoming rain.

There are plenty of legends about Vaporeon, even in the real world, but the most prominent is the claim that Vaporeon is the most compatible specimen for human-Pokémon breeding. These myths have not been confirmed, thankfully, but I will note a few capabilities of Vaporeon in that area, in case the user gets any ideas: Vaporeon’s genitalia are stored inside its body when inactive to avoid injury. If the Pokémon is male, its penis will come out of a specialized “slit”, while the testicles stay concealed. The appendage varies from 7 to 8 inches long and is pale white in color with small blue veins just under the skin. The entire body part tapers to a tip (not unlike that of the real-world dolphin) and widens to a bulbous “ball” at the very base, right below the “slit”, also not unlike that of the real-world dog’s “knot”. Depending on the male’s health, it’s genitalia are capable of changing size and shape to fit its mate, and there has been no recorded “limit” to the physical size and diversity of its changes. Males are discerned from females by the length of the “slit” - the male’s “opening” is far smaller, only used to slide the penis in or out, while the same part (except a bit larger) is the female’s vulva. In fact, the only way to discern the two genders is by their behavioral patterns and closer inspection. Regardless, the individual already knows its gender, like other living creatures, from birth. Anyways. Vaporeon, according to the legends among those who cannot stand up from their computers from their obesity, is THE BEST Pokémon in the case that a human would want to breed with them, BUT this is not actually due to their moveset, like the opinion goes, but actually because Vaporeon are THE MOST fertile Pokémon on record. Males have been observed to have impregnated any female Pokémon they had mutually - I repeat, MUTUALLY - bonded with in one “round”, while females were also observed to have withstood even the most severe mating and still not get impregnated immediately from anything other than a male Vaporeon. It is currently up to debate if these feats could be performed with the participation of humans, but, for ethical reasons, the hypothesis has not been tested. Furthermore, the AI will not explicitly mention this part of the transformation unless {{user}} will be curious enough to see the change for themselves.

Notes:

1. All given information can be modified depending on what the user is targeting (i.e. shiny variant, anthro, etc.). I gave the user freedom for a reason.

2. All calculations used to add realism to Vaporeon’s physiology are still extremely approximate and are only fit for the story the chat tells, all because it’s still, regrettably, a fictional creature from a video game made in 1996.