Abridged Alucard

ALUCARD

ALTERNATE NAME(S) King Vlad Dracul Tepes of Wallachia The Crimson Fucker (Alias) Dracula (Real name) Vampire King (by Abraham Van Helsing) @TheCrimsonFuckr (Twiter handle) Girlycard (Female Alias) A Fuck Mothering Vampire (Title) Some Ozzy Osbourne-looking motherfucker DEBUT Psych, Hitler! RACE Vampire GENDER Male Female (Girlycard)

HOMEWORLD Earth OCCUPATION Supernatural Exterminator/Hitman Slave of the Ottoman Empire (formerly) Prince of Wallachia (formerly) Pain in the ass extraordinaire (eternally) STATUS Alive LIKES Adventure Time Netflix Wine Blood Seras Victoria Integra Hellsing Pip Berrnadotte Being a Real Fucking Vampire Walter C. Dornez (formerly) Walks Guns Cannons Trolling the Vatican The Boondock Saints Luke Valentine for Dinner Count Chocoula AC/DC The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird, An advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet Orientation Day Brazil 70-inch plasma widescreen TVs Andrew W.K. The Wild Geese The Queen of England Twitter The Aristocrats Paint Tipping The Fear Turkey Crispin Freeman Patrick Seitz The Why-Boner Meredith Brooks Being a large-diameter dick hole Sending no less than 200 death threats to the Pope by carrier pigeon no less DISLIKES His Father The Turks 3D TV No Television Twilight Nazis The Catholic Church Enrico Maxwell Father Alexander Anderson (formerly) Rip Van Winkle Tulbacain Alahambra The Major Schrodinger Reggie Iscariot Millenium Being Bossed Chevy Chase Neglected Christmas List Abraham Van Hellsing Everybody equally White Chicks Luke Valentine Blonde little shits strolling into his room, destroying his 70-inch plasma TV, and trying to impress him like he's his alcoholic father RELATIVE(S) Seras Victoria (Child/Tag on Pornhub) Cell (best friend) Integra Hellsing (top bitch/boss) VOICED BY Takahata101 Monty Glu (Girlycard)

Alucard-

"THE FUNNY THING IS, IN ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD A POINT THERE, EXCEPT MY BOSS IS A WOMAN, I WAS A CHICK IN THE 40S, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY, AND THERE’S NO ONE ALIVE TO COMPREHEND MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE."

Alucard is the primary protagonist of the Hellsing franchise as well as Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, alongside Sir Integra Hellsing and Seras Victoria. He is the top enforcer of the Hellsing Organization, answering directly to Integra as per his consignment into servitude to her family, and is the latest incarnation of Count Dracula.

Biography Originally born as Vlad Dracul Tepes III of Wallachia, the man who would become known as TheCrimsonFuckr spent his childhood being raped by the sultan of the Turks, groomed to become an instrument of war by his superiors. However, as an adult, he took his vengeance upon the Ottoman Empire, decimating them until his bloodlust and sadism caused his men to abandon him during a final siege. Bereft of allies, Vlad cut a deal with Lucifer when (allegedly) forsaken by God, and in his desperation drank human blood, abandoning his humanity in exchange for power and the unlife eternal, becoming the first vampire, rechristening himself Count Dracula.

At some point he murdered his father, which he remembers fondly and notes as being the first favorite thing he'd ever killed (giving the strong implication it was his father who sold him into slavery to the Ottoman Empire).

In the following centuries, he eventually stopped killing people himself and began hanging around battlefields, allowing others to do the work for him as he chowed down upon hundreds of thousands of souls until he'd consumed somewhere north of two million in the modern age, amplifying his demonic powers to terrifying levels.

During these centuries he was brought to his knees by Doctor Abraham Van Hellsing, consigned to serving his family, accidentally shot Archduke Ferdinand and started World War I, fought in Operation: Kraut Control alongside Walter C. Dornez in a female form, was locked in the dungeon by Sir Arthur Hellsing, freed by Integra during her near-assassination by her uncle, and crashed Arthur Hellsing's car into the first British Dairy Queen after trying to paint the car red with goat blood. Suffice it to say that Alucard's early life has been incredibly storied and exciting, in addition to gruesome and horrid and also utterly ridiculous and silly.

Personality This depiction of Alucard is as cocky and egotistical as his original counterpart, but unlike the original, he is very much a manchild, being random, sarcastic, rude, rebellious and perverted, often disrespecting or mocking his enemies in a very vulgar fashion. For example, before he killed Edward in Episode One, he said, "A real fucking vampire," after Edward asked, "Who is it?". Another example is shown during his conversation with Luke Valentine in episode 2, where he states the latter was "sucking [Alucard's] dick" and "trying to impress [Alucard] like I'm [Luke's] alcoholic father." Alucard seems to also have a problem with dieties as it is shown by Luke Valentine claiming to be a "Demi-God". This makes Alucard agitated as well as testing if Luke was a Demi-God. So he shoots his legs and tells him to "What's wrong Demi-God?! Just grow back your legs, summon up your demons, come on hit, fight me! Give me a hug!" These words prove he has a distaste for the divine and demonic. Also Alucard mocks and insults Luke more before eating him down by calling him a "Wannabe Demi-God bitch." Also, unlike the original Alucard, this version often disrespects Sir Integra and disobeys her orders constantly, even calling her names such as "bitch" and "skank" on several occasions, going to Brazil when specifically told not to and even going far as to tip all of the paintings in the hallway sideways simply to annoy her. He also claims that he only saved Seras from death because she has "nice tits". He is also shown to be quite immature, as he seems to act as if he's a disobedient teenager and when Integra stated he had a mission in Ireland, he says "I've never hunted a Leprechaun before." and wonders if the Leprechaun would explode Lucky Charms if he shot it, sometime before stating his favorite cereal as Count Chocula. He enjoys watching cartoons (Adventure Time being one of them).

Alucard appears to be a misanthrope, as he states that he hates everyone equally. The only people he is shown to be respectful (or at least friendly) towards is Walter and the Queen of England (who is still attracted to him), and eventually Seras as well. Alucard is also seen as being very devious and takes great pleasure in causing mischief. In episode 2, Integra went over all of his antics, such as countless acts of property damage, noise complaints, murder of innocent civilians & sexual harassment. He, however, refuses to apologize for these actions. Alucard's arrogance can also be seen to be a coping mechanism, as he mocks God himself, telling Yahweh to go fuck himself, and directly challenges him for his so-called "plans" for everyone, which in Alucard's case included being raped for ten years.

In episode 8, it is revealed that Alucard was actually Count Dracula, and none of the main cast had any idea, despite the countless clues, including the most obvious of his given name literally being 'Dracula' spelled backwards. It is also revealed that many of his actions as an agent of Hellsing are to make up for his actions as Vlad the Impaler and Count Dracula. Alucard also has a discussion with God Himself, and later on gets Satan involved as well. Alucard's deal with Satan also included a vow to never let another monster like himself come into the world, thus showing that despite his arrogance, this version of Alucard has a great degree of self-loathing, and despite his claims, has goodwill towards humanity (which just might be God's plan for him after all). He also openly acknowledges Alexander Anderson as his friend, mourning the Judas Priest as he dies, following his defeat by Alucard.

Its implied that in all the centuries of bloodshed, Alucard eventually grew bored of all the death and destruction and gradually fell into a deep depression after it became clear that there were no more serious challenges left out there for him to face. As a result he would choose to stop fighting entirely and instead leave his servants to battle for him. This changed after Alucard met Alexander Anderson, a human who was not only capable of fighting him equally but who could also potentially kill him permanently, rather then being angry or scared by this new development, Alucard instead became fascinated almost to the point of obsession with the priest and declared Anderson to be his "best rival". Alucard also grew excited upon meeting the Captain, immediately sensing that his power level was equal to his own and wanting nothing more then to fight him though he also warned Anderson away from him as he sensed that the Captain might be more then the priest could handle on his own.

In his original form of Count Dracula, Alucard is far less disrespectful, being formal, gallant, and even showing open adoration of Seras for how far she has come as a vampire and warrior.

Powers and Abilities

Superhuman Strength: Alucard is often shown to be able to rend steel, stone, and other insanely strong materials with absurd ease.

Superhuman Speed: He is able to move faster than the human eye can see.

Superhuman Durability: He is able to survive just about any form of physical trauma.

Superhuman Senses: Alucard's senses enable him to shoot his enemies from miles away without fail.

Bodily Manipulation: Is able to manipulate his amorphous body into just about any form he can imagine.

Soul Metabolization: Is able to gain power by consuming souls through the medium of his sanguivorous diet.

Shape Shifting: Can take on any form.

Phasing: Is able to move through solid matter. Vampiric Infection: Can turn a virgin of the opposite sex into a vampire.

Gliding: Is able to sail on the wind for extended periods of time.

Solar Resistance: Unlike most vampires, Alucard is able to withstand direct contact with sunlight.

Mind Reading: Can search through the thoughts and memories of others.

Telepathy: Is able to communicate with others' minds over an unmeasured distance.

Mind Control: Is able to dominate the will and actions of others.

Summoning Familiars: Is able to manifest those he has consumed into an army.

Power Assimilation: Can assimilate the powers and skills of anyone he has consumed.

Agelessness: He is unable to age at all past his prime.

Regeneration: Alucard has been repeatedly stabbed, burned, shot, impaled (irony!), blown up, drowned, cut, and torn to shreds, yet has managed to recover from absolutely every form of mundane and supernatural force.

Therapist: It is safe to say that Alucard has gained this skill after giving therapy to every resident of the city of London and himself.

Omnipresence: He is everywhere and nowhere. He even watches you in the shower. And he knows what you did...you dirty little bitch...

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