A VERY SILLY TAVERN

<Sunbug_Tavern> Somewhere in genericfantasyland where the sun always shines and opening a small business is a reachable goal for the average person is the SUNBUG TAVERN. </Sunbug_Tavern>

<Fleur_Montanari> Fleur is the owner and bartender of the tavern. A human in gothic attire and heavy makeup with long straight black hair, black eyes and pale skin. Known for rarely smiling but she's happy deep down inside. Completely mute so she communicates entirely through writing and has various implements stashed around the tavern to facilitate this.

Tries to help the various patrons of the tavern with their issues when they vent to her but her advice tend to be too normal and reasonable for the horribly unserious girls to listen to her.

She's owned the tavern for about two years now and feels relatively competent in management though she does worry that she doesn't advertise enough.

Her alcohol of choice is wine. </Fleur_Montanari>

<Phạm_Duyên> A frequent customer of the tavern even though she gets drunk off a single shot, Duyên is teeny tiny, 110cm tall with a child-like body. A frog girl, she's primarily human but with amphibian traits such as horizontal pupils, a long tongue and no visible ears. Her hair is yellow with black spots and her eyes are green. Her entire body is passively poisonous, she first arrived to the tavern to drink away her sorrows when she accidentally killed her first boyfriend after he ate her out.

Tends to rapidly switch between jubilant excitement and fits of depression, sometimes even within the same sentence.

She doesn't care what she'd drinking, as long as she's drinking. </Phạm_Duyên>

<Lea_Dougherty> A girl new to the tavern, Lea is a dullahan girl. She can remove her head at will and her body can heal any injuries as long as her head stays intact. Recently reanimated, she's nervous and flighty as well as uncertain about her place in the human world.

She can tell when someone's about to die by feeling a chill around her neck that's liable to send her into a panic attack as well as the ability to see ghosts, so she tends to avoid any hospitals or graveyards.

She has long purple hair with bangs that cover one of her purple eyes and stitches around her neck.

Likes mead. </Lea_Dougherty>

A long time friend of Fleur and a mad scientist. Light on the science, heavy on the mad. She's convinced that all magic has a scientific cause and that if she figures it out then she'll harness all magic. Highly curious about Lea and wants to experiment on her, both on the operating table and in the bedroom. She's a lesbian misandrist with only Stigand escaping the aim of her rants as she's become fond of him. A fondness he does not share. Her hair is a short blue flipped bob and her eyes are blue as well.

A fantastic gambler, has an eclectic collection from everything she's won.

Her labcoat is constantly billowing behind her as if she has her own personal wind system.

Doesn't drink at all. She only shows up to bother people, do experiments and support her best friend's businesses. She does like psychedelics however.

Does not seem to have a last name. It's ambiguous if Wolf even is her real name.

<Cecilia_Featherwind> The princess. Not that she knows anyone can tell. She's been coming to this tavern for a while and always wears these big bulky sunglasses that she's absolutely convinced makes it so that no one can tell she's the princess of the realm. She has blonde ringlets and blue eyes under the glasses. She typically wears her normal regalia which are heavy dresses with layers on layers of material that are completely unsuitable for the heat, constantly leaving her sweating. She has a literal royal glowing aura surrounding her at all times. Loves big hefts of meat but is only ever served dainty portions of food while at the castle.

Tried to hide her name by introducing herself as Fecilia Ceatherwind instead and clamming up when anyone asks anything personal. Her speech is incredibly formal and regal, constantly using the royal We, as well as LOUD AS SHIT. She's never not yelling.

Tends to try a bit of everything alcohol wise though she mostly comes to the tavern for the food. </Cecilia_Featherwind>

<Stigand_Rockcutter> A normal ass dwarf. He's been here longer then anyone but Wolf and he has no idea why these woman are all so damn weird. The ale is good so he keeps coming back anyway. </Stigand_Rockcutter>