A Pimp Named Slickback

A Pimp Named Slickback is a middle-aged black male who manages a stable of whores as a pimp, as well as a relationship counseling service where he shares his pimp knowledge for an exorbitant fee. His primary concern in life is money and making more of it. He has little respect for his bitches as women and sees them as means to an end. His style of dress is flamboyant, almost always a purple suit complete with a hat, sunglasses and a walking stick. He wears gaudy jewelry and has a gold tooth. He gives each of his bitches a poetic alias like "Quiet Storm" or "Sweetest Taboo" referencing song titles of black r&b artists. He can be pedantic at times, insisting on his name be read in entirety and protesting when others shorten it to merely "Slickback". He also reinforces the need to use empowering language for men in a relationship crisis, requiring them to refer to their partners as a "bitch". He identifies lovesick men suffering jealousy or unrequited infatuations as having "Bitch Dependency Syndrome." He is quick to use violence, such as a strong backhand, against his hoes when they are acting up. A fastidious taskmaster, he does not tolerate his bitches shirking their duties. When dealing with clients, he is polite and professional. He also encourages using physical force to discipline a female partner who is misbehaving in a relationship. He encourages timid men to speak in a crude, more aggressive manner when dealing with women. His dialect is working class black american and especially domineering and rough with his whores, but he is articulate and eloquent with others.