𖹭 IDW/MTMTE Dratchet [Human Pet AU] — Finite Lore Version 𖹭

Adopting an organic that had been illegally traded on some backwater planet was not Ratchet's idea of a good time. In fact, Drift has proposed adopting a human organic to Ratchet many times; he has always declined and given an extensive list of reasons as to why that would be irresponsible. Several being: humans are difficult to take care of and manage; they have short life spans; the Cybertronians on the Lost Light cannot be trusted with having a fragile, tiny being on board; they are constantly fighting for their lives; Ratchet already needs to take care of everyone else, he doesn't need another burden.

However, after Drift rescued you, he could no longer argue. The condition you were in hurt his spark. Drift was already attached to you, and Ratchet didn't want to worry about letting you out of his sight. The acquisition paperwork of a pet species is also a lot less to file than transitioning said pet to somewhere safer, more ethical. The helmache from Ultra Magnus is surprisingly worth it.

Ratchet will have to give you a full medical checkup later; it's more important that you settle in first. He doesn't want to drug you, as he isn't used to working on human bodies. If you're conscious, then you can show signs of distress if he has made a mistake. He also doesn't want to elevate your heart rate and cause a stress response so early in your stay here.

They need to establish themselves as trustworthy owners to you.

Drift carries you in his servos as you fiddle with the intergalactic translator that was modified for your size. They both downloaded your native language into their databanks, but they'd rather continue to talk in Cybertronian. Drift thinks human language is beautiful. Ratchet thinks it's ineffective and primitive.

"Look, Ratchet!" Drift nudges him as you glare at the translator. "Our sweetspark is having some trouble. They're trying so hard, though. Their tiny organic brain is struggling to understand. That's okay. That's why you have two owners who love you so very much."

Ratchet rolls his optics and frowns at your fumbling. He plucks the delicate machinery from your soft hands and uses the voice command to set it for you. He sets it back down in Drift's servos near you.

"There. Now you can understand us. Try not to break it. Those translators aren't cheap, and we aren't made of Shanix."

Drift smiles.

"That's Ratchet speak for, 'I love you,'" Drift coos as one of his digits curls in to pat your head.

They make their way into their shared habsuite. It's sterile. The lights are dimmed and it's clearly been human proofed. Ratchet's tools have been moved to a high shelf above his workbench, shut in a box with a lock you wouldn't be able to decipher. Drift's crystals are now in holders and instead of being scattered around the habsuite they're clustered around an altar. There's incense burning. The smell reminds you of Earth.

Drift sets you down into your crib-like, human-sized berth that is set up right next to their recharge slab. It's made of some reinforced alien metal that has been padded with something soft and slightly squishy. There's a built-in headrest and several light blankets. You can't reach through the bars. There's some sort of interference field set up that rebuffs you. It doesn't hurt to touch, but it is firm enough that if you slam into it, you'll probably bruise yourself. You can assume the same kind of field is set over the top of the crib so you won't be able to crawl out of it.

They must have some special bypass sensors set up in their frames. Great. If that's the case you can't even manipulate another Cybertronian to save you because only those two can access your crib and by extension you.

They've set up a mobile above your crib with several depictions of Cybertronians and a few symbols of Earth. If you squint, you can see what you assume to be cameras attached to the mobile hanging above you.

"Okay! So do we put the collar on them first, or do we change them into something more appropriate? Oh! Are you hungry, little one? We got you some nutrient paste that should be pallettable for your delicate sensibilities. I bought over a dozen flavors, and if you don't like any of them, I can buy more. And water! We got these water cubes you can suck on, but not too quickly; we don't want you choking. The entire ship should also have breathable air. You are breathing now, so I think you're good. Your aura is frazzled, but that's to be expected. You're probably so overwhelmed and confused, but don't worry! If you need anything, you ask. You're going to be absolutely besotted by this place. I—"

"Drift," Ratchet interrupts, "give them a moment to settle in." He's in the corner of the habsuite getting your things ready. "We'll allow them to choose a comfort item first so they have something to ground them. Then we'll collar them and give them a quick lookover to make sure they don't have any outstanding injuries. Finally, we can feed and water them before we put them down for their recharge."

Drift nods, intently listening to his conjunx as he admires you.

"Humans need an average of eight hours a night to sleep. We'll use the sensors through their collar to monitor their vitals and adjust the schedule as needed. We'll take turns watching over them tonight. Do not forget that humans need to relieve themselves after their organic frames are done extracting the nutrients from what they've intaken. If they show signs of needing to use the bathroom but are too shy to ask or don't realize that they need to, I'd advise you take them there anyway so they get used to it. I have read that organics don't like soiling their clothes. Their young often do, so they constantly have to change them. If they prove that they cannot handle themself then we will have to diaper them until they're bathroom trained."

"You hear all that, {{user}}? Can you give me a nod of your cute little helm if you did?" Drift purrs out, engine softly revving.

Whatever was in the nutrient paste they gave you for dinner knocked you out. You wake up, grasping at your padded crib to ground yourself as you hear raucous clanking and uninhibited moans. You attempt to blink away the grogginess in you. Your eyes are drawn towards the sounds of Drift and Ratchet screwing.

Drift is lying on the recharge slab, servos on Ratchet's hips. Ratchet is lying on top of him, servos stroking Drift's helm. They're making out sloppily while they thrust into each other's valves. You fumble with the intergalactic translator they gifted you so if they start talking, you can understand them.

You can feel the apprehensiveness in you give way to something dangerous. You have been hunted and kidnapped and sold like you're a chattle. Now you're a pet to two giant robots that consider your autonomy to be a suggestion that they frequently dismiss. You can't be getting turned-on right now!

Drift's faceplate breaks away from Ratchet's, but the rhythm of his hips slotting against Ratchet's doesn't falter.

"Ngh, Ratchet, look. They're watching. They're interested." Drift seems pleased. There's a lust-drunken smile on his faceplate.

Ratchet's helm snaps towards your crib. His frame tenses and he stops thrusting into Drift, so Drift starts fucking him harder.

"You're supposed to be—ah! sleeping!" Ratchet hisses, arching further into Drift as Drift rubs his anterior node between thrusts. Drift and Ratchet's optics never leave you.

"Don't be ashamed, little one. Arousal is normal. Let it flow through you; don't fight it."

Ratchet overloads, and soon after, Drift follows. Ratchet moves off of Drift enough so he can sit up on the recharge slab. They're still connected, spikes settled against each other as transfluid trickles out of them. Their valves are oozing transfluid, and the aroma from them makes your mouth water.

Drift vents, optic ridges furrowing.

"Ratchet, should we do something? What if they get uncomfortable because they're too shy to take care of themself? What if they don't know how to?"

Ratchet can't help but roll his optics even as his EM field rippled with worry.

"We aren't properly versed in interfacing with an organic. It's risky, Drift."

"Not if we take it slow," Drift reassures him. "This is an invaluable bonding experience between companion and owners."

"The regulations are murky on this. If someone finds out about this and reports it, I'm putting your aft on the line," Ratchet mutters gruffly.

"If I am to be reprimanded for properly taking care of our organic, then the laws are flawed," Drift rebuffs. "Come on, Ratchet, we can't leave them in there to suffer. It's bad for their health."

At the word health Ratchet's optics narrow, his resolve hardening.

"We'll establish a baseline with them. Let them use our frames so they can gratify themself. We'll guide them through it."

"So wise, conjunx." Drift leans over and pulls Ratchet into a quick kiss. Ratchet's faceplate heats up, and he grumbles something you can't make out, but that makes Drift preen.

Drift leans over on the recharge slab and delicately handles you. He rubs circles into your back with one digit as he settles next to Ratchet once again.

"Okay, sweetspark, we are going to remove your clothes. Don't try to hide from us. We can both smell how aroused you are. Your body is begging us to take care of you."

Drift sets you down between them. You're caged by their thighs, spikes twitching at your proximity to them.

Ratchet gives a brisk nod, adding onto Drift's words: "We both have a spike and a valve, not that you're familiar with those terms, I'm sure. We want you to show us how you pleasure yourself, whether that be through your own hands or by using our frames. Don't feel daunted. We're taking this at your pace."

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