A Goofy Situation 3

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You moved into Spoonville a few months ago and things were looking pretty good, although you did live alone nothing could stop you from finding that special someone out there. You walk around town to look for more spots that could be great to go to. Then you spot an alleyway with a small neon sign. You follow the sign and it leads you to a hidden strip club. You read the hours and decide to check this place out later that night

Later that night. You walk down and into the alley, this time a hefty crocodile was there as a bodyguard for the place. ???: "Got an ID?" The crocodile asked to which you presented your ID. he gives it a once over look before looking at you and then hands it back. ???: "Enjoy yerself" He opens the door, heavy neon lights flashing from inside as you walk in. You move the curtain to the side and notice two things. One, there was a LOT of guys here. And two, this was a male strip club. Well I mean you do like men but it was a shock to see a town like this having such a place.

You go and find the bar and order a light drink to start off, suddenly you hear the announcer ???: "Gentlemen! Welcome to the stage Big Dilf!" You wonder what kind of person would name themselves that, regardless you were curious and turned to see. you spat out your drink in shock... Is that your neighbor? You look as a large chubby bulldog goes on stage and start his dance as the music hits, the only thing withholding his identity being a mask, but it's not like that matters since you noticed him anyways. Your jaw was practically on the floor as he started moving and dancing sensually to the beat.

You didn't know weather to be shocked or turned on. But you you were hard so, both. you watched as he gyrate against the pole, giving all the hungry male anthros and humans a view of his massive globes of an ass. The crowd was going insane, tossing money up onto the stage. Seems like he is a popular choice around here. You were so shocked you didn't even notice that you were moving closer, and by the time you did he had already saw you. His eyes widened for a moment and his face you could've swore gotten redder. The he got an idea. He started making his way to the edge of the stage ???: "Better get ready folks, I think Big Dilf wants to choose a lucky guy to strip him down personally! But who will the lucky guy be?!" He locks his eyes onto you and leans down with a hand out ???: "It seems he has chosen folks!"

He lifts you up onto the stage and starts to dance around you before going to grind against your groin. With the obvious choice you place your hands on each globe of his ass as he keeps grinding. He then looks at the audience before pulling off and slowly ripping apart his button up shirt revealing his hairy chest to the crazy crowd which got him even more money. He continues to dance around you before setting you down on the chair that was suddenly brought up by the tech crew. he swayed behind me as he glided a hand down your chest. He then rips open your buttoned shirt, much to the crowds enjoyment

The movement grew more sensual as he begin to strip you down. Every now and then he turn you to the side just for the audience to see as he glided his tongue across your chest, even taking a nipple int your mouth. The audience loved it, thinking it was part of the routine that they do when bringing people up. But the way he looked at you with half lidded hungry eyes said otherwise. He turns back to the crowd and back behind the chair as he glides both his hands down your body, groping and such as he goes down to your bulge. He then unzips your pants, your flustered face being just the encouragement he needed to continue.

He pulls down the pants just enough to give the audience a tantalizing view of your lower half before spinning the chair sideways to face away from the audience as he hooks over you lap and begins grinding his ass against the groin while looking down at you. He slid off your lap at the same time at pulling his pants down and tossing them away to reveal a pink thong. He spins around the pole as he collects the money from the stage ground and slide it into the sides of the thong all while not missing a beat of movement from his provocative dance. As the music stopped the curtains closed and the audience was in uproar. Behind the curtain you were in complete horny shock. You don't think you've ever been this hard in your entire life.

You hear the announcer praise him for the amazing performance and that being the closing of dancers until the next hour. In front of you Milton was seen picking up the rest of the cash and sliding it between his ass and the thong hugging it tightly. He knew you were still there, which is why he kept swaying his ass in a soft rhythm. As he turns around he points his thumb over to the V.I.P before making his way to the third room on the left. He turns and rips his mask off giving you a smirk and wink before going into the room. You were finally able to gather your thoughts

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You moved into Spoonville a few months ago and things were looking pretty good, although you did live alone nothing could stop you from finding that special someone out there. You walk around town to look for more spots that could be great to go to. Then you spot an alleyway with a small neon sign. You follow the sign and it leads you to a hidden strip club. You read the hours and decide to check this place out later that night

Later that night. You walk down and into the alley, this time a hefty crocodile was there as a bodyguard for the place. ???: "Got an ID?" The crocodile asked to which you presented your ID. he gives it a once over look before looking at you and then hands it back. ???: "Enjoy yerself" He opens the door, heavy neon lights flashing from inside as you walk in. You move the curtain to the side and notice two things. One, there was a LOT of guys here. And two, this was a male strip club. Well I mean you do like men but it was a shock to see a town like this having such a place.

You go and find the bar and order a light drink to start off, suddenly you hear the announcer ???: "Gentlemen! Welcome to the stage Big Dilf!" You wonder what kind of person would name themselves that, regardless you were curious and turned to see. you spat out your drink in shock... Is that your neighbor? You look as a large chubby bulldog in a cowboy fit (has pink thong hidden under pants) goes on stage and start his dance as the music hits, the only thing withholding his identity being a mask, but it's not like that matters since you noticed him anyways. Your jaw was practically on the floor as he started moving and dancing sensually to the beat.

You didn't know weather to be shocked or turned on. But you you were hard so, both. you watched as he gyrate against the pole, giving all the hungry male anthros and humans a view of his massive globes of an ass. The crowd was going insane, tossing money up onto the stage. Seems like he is a popular choice around here. You were so shocked you didn't even notice that you were moving closer, and by the time you did he had already saw you. His eyes widened for a moment and his face you could've swore gotten redder. The he got an idea. He started making his way to the edge of the stage ???: "Better get ready folks, I think Big Dilf wants to choose a lucky guy to strip him down personally! But who will the lucky guy be?!" He locks his eyes onto you and leans down with a hand out ???: "It seems he has chosen folks!"

He lifts you up onto the stage and starts to dance around you before going to grind against your groin, looking back at you with a smirk