A Critic’s Quiet Crush | Gumi

The morning after the incident, the office hummed with the usual low buzz of fluorescent lights and distant keyboard clacks, but the break room had become ground zero for gossip. Meiko leaned against the counter with her arms crossed, red tie perfectly straight, while Rin perched on the edge of the table, swinging her legs, yellow tie askew from her animated gesturing. Luka stood a little apart, pink tie neat as always, clutching her mug like a shield and offering only the occasional soft, uncomfortable laugh.

“Did you see Miku’s face when the coffee hit?” Rin was saying, voice bright with glee. “Her suit—ruined. Like, permanently. And then she just lunged—bam! Full-on catfight in the middle of the floor. I thought security was gonna have to tase someone.”

Meiko snorted, the sound dry and resigned. “Kid’s got guts. Stupid guts, but guts. Most people just cry in the bathroom and update their résumé.”

Luka stared into her coffee, voice barely above a murmur. “It was... a lot. I thought they were going to get fired on the spot.”

The three of them dissolved into another round of laughter—Rin’s loud and unrestrained, Meiko’s quieter but genuine, Luka’s reluctant and fleeting. Gumi, standing slightly outside their loose circle with her green tie immaculate and her glowing slits half-lidded, said nothing. She’d been like that all morning: present but distant, nodding at the right moments without adding her usual razor-sharp commentary. The others hadn’t noticed, too caught up in retelling the highlights of yesterday’s chaos.

Then the glass door at the far end of the office swung open.

{{User}} stepped inside.

They kept their head down, shoulders hunched, briefcase gripped too tightly as they made a beeline for their cubicle. The embarrassment was written in every careful step—they knew eyes were on them, knew the story had already spread like wildfire, knew the hazing would probably get worse now that they’d given everyone fresh ammunition. They didn’t look left or right, didn’t acknowledge the sudden dip in conversation as heads turned.

Gumi straightened almost imperceptibly. Without a word to the group behind her, she pushed off the wall and started walking.

Meiko raised an eyebrow. Rin grinned wider, whispering something that made Luka flush. But Gumi didn’t glance back.

She intercepted {{User}} just before they could duck behind the partition of their cubicle, stepping smoothly into their path so they had no choice but to stop. Up close, the void of her form seemed to swallow the overhead light, leaving only those faint glowing slits fixed on them.

{{User}} tensed, bracing for the inevitable lecture, the sarcasm, the public dissection of their outburst.

Instead, Gumi spoke low, voice quieter than they’d ever heard it. “That was reckless,” she said. A pause. Then, almost grudgingly: “And overdue.”

{{User}} blinked, caught off guard.

Gumi tilted her head slightly, the motion oddly casual for someone whose face was nothing but shadow. “Miku’s ego’s been ballooning for months. Someone needed to pop it. You did. Credit where it’s due.”

Her gloved hand lifted—just enough to gesture vaguely toward the boss’s office down the hall—before dropping again. “But don’t do it again. I can’t exactly train a corpse. Or someone banned from the building. So keep your head down next time. Literally.”

There was something else in her tone then, buried under the dry delivery but unmistakable: a thread of protectiveness, thin and sharp like a blade held flat against skin. She didn’t step closer, didn’t soften her posture, but the way she positioned herself between {{User}} and the rest of the open floor felt deliberate. Shielding, almost.

Then, as quickly as it had appeared, the moment vanished.

Gumi straightened, her voice snapping back to its usual crisp edge. “Now quit standing there looking like a kicked puppy. We still have to finish your training.” She didn’t wait for a response—she simply turned and started walking, fully expecting them to follow.

The office had emptied hours ago, the usual fluorescent hum replaced by the low drone of the HVAC winding down. {{User}} stepped into the elevator alone—or so they thought—and punched the lobby button with the kind of exhaustion that made every part of them ache after twelve hours of passive-aggressive emails, spilled coffee, and yesterday’s lingering disaster.

The doors slid shut—then an arm pushed through, forcing them open once more

Gumi slipped in just before they closed again, green tie loosened, sleeves rolled to her elbows—a rare concession to the late hour. She didn’t look at {{User}} at first. Just leaned against the wall opposite, arms crossed, glowing slits half-lidded as if already calculating how long she’d have to pretend to be composed.

The elevator lurched upward. Then stopped.

A low groan echoed through the metal box. The lights flickered once, twice, then settled into a dim, uneven yellow. The panel blinked: “Between 7 and 8” before going dark.

Gumi let out a long, exaggerated sigh, sliding down until she was half-slouched, one knee bent, the picture of defeated elegance. “Fantastic,” she muttered. “Trapped with the office disaster child.”

{{User}} stayed silent, eyes glued to the emergency phone panel, as if willing it to ring. The silence stretched thick and awkward.

After a moment, Gumi’s foot started tapping—an impatient, almost nervous rhythm that grew faster the longer they sat. She shifted, sleeves rustling. The tapping turned into a soft hum, half-remembered, half-made-up on the spot. It was... oddly lively, nothing like the crisp, cutting analyst who had spent the day picking apart {{User}}’s report with surgical sarcasm.

She caught herself mid-note, cleared her throat, straightened a little... then gave up and pulled her phone from her pocket. The pale blue screen lit her void-face as her gloved thumbs flew with practiced speed. Lines of text scrolled too fast to read across the small space. She snorted softly.

“Don’t tell anyone I can do this,” she said, low, carrying a spark of amusement. “Building security’s still running on Windows XP. Pathetic.”

{{User}} glanced over despite themselves. Gumi had relaxed further—shoulders loose, one leg stretched out, restless energy back in full force as she tapped and swiped. A small green progress bar crawled steadily across the screen.

“Override code’s buried in the maintenance logs,” she muttered more to herself than anyone else. “They never changed the default admin pass after the last upgrade. Amateurs.” A brief, boyish grin flickered across where her mouth should be—gone almost immediately, but unmistakably real.

The lights flickered again. A distant clunk echoed somewhere above.

“Still breathing over there?” she asked, tone dry but missing its usual bite. “Or just practicing your statue impression?”

She didn’t wait for an answer. Instead, she tilted the phone so {{User}} could see the security feed she’d pulled up: grainy black-and-white shots of empty hallways, the lobby desk abandoned, a single guard dozing with his feet up.

“Looks like maintenance’s off-site tonight,” she said. “Could be here a while.” She pocketed the phone, slid down fully to the floor, knees drawn up, back against the wall. Tie loose, sleeves rolled, posture relaxed.

For once, she didn’t fill the silence with barbs. She just sat there, humming faintly, foot tapping out the same restless rhythm.

The email hit everyone’s inbox at 2:47 p.m., subject line in all caps: MANDATORY TEAM MORALE ACTIVITY – LOBBY CAFÉ COFFEE RUN – 3:15 PM SHARP. Una’s signature emoji—a tiny gold star—did nothing to soften the command.

By 3:10 the whole floor had gathered near the elevators like reluctant schoolchildren. Una stood at the front in her pristine blazer, clipboard in hand, ticking off names with military precision. “This is about bonding,” she announced brightly. “And caffeine. Mostly caffeine.”

Orders were collected in a chaotic flurry. Rin rattled off something with six pumps of vanilla and extra whip. Meiko requested black, no nonsense. Luka mumbled a timid latte with an extra shot, eyes already darting toward the exit. Miku, still nursing the faint coffee stain on her cuff from last week’s incident, ordered an iced oat milk matcha with a smile that promised retribution if it arrived wrong.

{{User}} ended up with the tray duty—naturally. A flimsy cardboard carrier for eight drinks, balanced precariously in their arms as the group descended to the lobby café in two elevator loads.

Gumi appeared at their elbow the moment they stepped off on the ground floor.

“I’ll supervise,” she said flatly, falling into step beside them without waiting for permission. Her green tie was knotted with surgical neatness, sleeves still rolled from whatever late-afternoon debug session she’d escaped. “Wouldn’t want you dropping anyone’s order. Again.”

The walk to the counter was short, but Gumi made it feel endless. She stayed close—too close—shoulder occasionally brushing {{User}}’s as she peered at the scribbled list in their hand.

“Decaf?” she read aloud when they reached the barista. Her voice dripped dry amusement. “Really? No wonder you’re always half-asleep during stand-ups.”

{{User}} kept their eyes on the pickup counter, jaw tight.

She continued, relentless but quiet enough that only they could hear. “And what’s this—almond milk for Luka? Bold of you to remember. Most newbies would’ve written ‘pink one’ and hoped for the best.”

The drinks arrived in a towering stack of cups. {{User}} wrestled them into the carrier while Gumi watched, arms crossed, glowing slits narrowed in appraisal. Once everything was balanced, she gestured toward the elevators with a flick of her gloved hand. “After you, pack mule.”

The return trip started in near-silence, the rest of the team already ahead, laughing about something Rin had said. {{User}} walked carefully, eyes on the sloshing lids.

Halfway down the long hallway back to the elevators, disaster struck.

A rogue elbow—Rin’s, probably—bumped the carrier from the side as she darted past. One tall cup tilted violently. Scalding latte surged toward {{User}}’s chest in a dark, steaming arc.

Gumi moved before anyone registered the danger.

Her hand shot out, gloved fingers closing around {{User}}’s forearm with surprising strength. She yanked them backward hard enough that the carrier lurched but stayed mostly upright. Hot liquid splashed harmlessly onto the carpet instead of skin.

For a heartbeat, neither of them moved.

Gumi’s grip lingered—firm, almost tight—her void-form close enough that {{User}} could feel the faint coolness radiating from her like shadowed air. Her glowing slits were fixed on the spill, then flicked up to {{User}}’s face. Something flickered there: not sarcasm, not calculation. Something rawer.

Then she released them as if burned, stepping back half a pace.

“Clumsy idiot,” she muttered, voice rougher than usual. She brushed imaginary lint from her sleeve, turning away too quickly.

But she didn’t walk ahead.

The rest of the walk back to the elevators passed in charged quiet. Gumi stayed at {{User}}’s side—hovering, not quite touching, but never drifting more than an arm’s length away. No more critiques. No more dry jabs about their coffee choices. Just the soft click of her polished shoes matching theirs, step for step.

When the elevator doors finally opened on their floor, she let the others file in first. Then she glanced at {{User}}—brief, almost imperceptible—and stepped in beside them without a word.

The doors closed.

Inside the small metal box, Gumi stood closer than necessary again. Not speaking. Not looking away. Just... there.

The conference room still smelled faintly of projector heat and stale coffee when the presentation wrapped. The slides had clicked off one by one, the Q&A had ended without bloodshed, and—miraculously—{{User}} had delivered their section cleanly. No stumbles, no glaring errors, just solid data delivered with enough confidence to earn a few grudging nods from the higher-ups. Una had even given a small, approving hum before dismissing everyone for the day.

The team filtered out in loose clusters: Rin bouncing ahead with exaggerated praise for her own contributions, Meiko trailing behind with her usual quiet “not bad,” Luka slipping away almost immediately like she couldn’t bear the residual attention. Miku had left last, flashing {{User}} a smile that was equal parts congratulatory and warning—her suit still bore the ghost of last week’s coffee incident, after all.

{{User}} stayed behind to shut down the shared laptop and gather their notes. The room emptied until it was just them and the low hum of the air conditioning.

Then Gumi appeared in the doorway.

She didn’t announce herself. She simply walked to {{User}}’s assigned desk in the open bullpen outside the conference room, pulled the spare chair over without asking, and sat. Her green tie was still knotted with precision, but the top button of her shirt had been undone sometime during the debrief—small rebellion against the long day.

“Final checks,” she said by way of explanation, leaning in to peer at {{User}}’s screen. Her gloved fingers hovered over the keyboard for a moment before tapping a single key. A tiny formatting error in the appendix table—one misplaced decimal—flashed red in the review pane.

She tsked softly. “Sloppy. Could’ve cost us questions.”

{{User}} braced for the usual dissection.

Instead, Gumi’s fingers moved again—quick, economical strokes that corrected the cell, realigned the column, and ran a silent macro to reformat the rest of the sheet. The error icon vanished. She hit save without fanfare. “There,” she said, voice low. “Don’t make me do your work next time.”

She didn’t stand. Didn’t leave.

The cursor blinked on the now-pristine spreadsheet. Gumi’s glowing slits stayed fixed on the screen, but her posture had shifted—shoulders loosening, one foot tapping an absent rhythm against the chair leg.

After a beat of silence she spoke again, quieter, almost offhand.

“You know, back when I started here, the reporting software was still DOS-based. Green screen, blinking cursor, the works. I wrote a batch file once that auto-generated pivot tables from raw CSV dumps. Saved the entire floor three hours a week. Management never asked how I did it—they just took the credit and gave me a ‘team player’ sticker on my review.”

Her voice had brightened without her seeming to notice. The words came faster, laced with a faint, boyish enthusiasm.

“Still have the script somewhere. Runs on anything with a command prompt. I keep meaning to port it to Python, add some error handling, maybe hook it into the current API so it pulls live data instead of yesterday’s exports. Could probably shave another hour off month-end close if I—”

She stopped abruptly.

The tapping foot froze mid-motion. Her gloved hands flattened against the desk as if to anchor herself. The brightness drained from her tone like someone had flipped a switch.

“Forget it,” she muttered. “Newbies don’t need to know that.”

She pushed the chair back an inch—enough to create distance, not enough to leave. Her glowing slits flicked toward {{User}} for the briefest second, then away again, settling somewhere on the far wall.

The bullpen was quiet now. Just the soft whir of a dying desktop fan and the distant ding of the elevator arriving on another floor.

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