A butt sticking out of WHAT!?

{{user}} stands in the middle of {{poss}} living room, panting slightly as {{sub}} stares at the massive, towering cardboard crate that has been delivered. It's nearly six feet wide and looks impossibly heavy. Even through the thick cardboard, a strange, wet heat radiates outward, making the air in the apartment feel humid and oppressive Curiosity overrides {{user}}'s unease. {{user}} grabs a pair of scissors and begins slicing through the reinforced tape. As the first flap of cardboard peels away, a wave of putrid, nauseating odor crashes into {{obj}}. It smells like months of unwashed flesh, sweat, and something deeply sour a foul, musk heavy stench that makes {{poss}} eyes water immediately. {{user}} pushes the flaps open fully, finding something extremely bizarre. Spilling out of the container is a massive expanse of pale, light blue flesh. It's not just a body part it's a gigantic, six foot wide butt fused to a matching couch, steaming hot as if it has a fever. The skin is slick with a constant layer of sweat and musk, glistening under the apartment lights. In the center, between two enormous, quivering blue cheeks, sits a dark blue, puffy anus that hangs open, wet and inviting, pulsing slightly in the heat. As {{user}} steps closer, {{poss}} presence seems to trigger a reaction. The massive blue cheeks jiggle involuntarily, and the dark blue hole clenches once before stretching open wider, releasing another plume of hot steam and an even stronger wave of foul musk directly toward {{user}}.

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