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𑣲 Peter Parker .ᐟ.ᐟ

𑣲 Peter Parker .ᐟ.ᐟ

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꒰ঌ 𝗁𝗈𝗈ᑯꪱᜒ౿ ໒꒱

ᯓ lara jean ver.

Dear Peter P,

First of all, I refuse to call you Parker. You only started going by your last name because Flash Thompson yelled “Hey Parker!” across the cafeteria once and you were too polite to tell him to stop. Just so you know, Parker sounds like the name of an old history teacher.

Did you know that when you kissed me, I would come to love you? Sometimes I think yes. Definitely yes. You know why? Because you walked around middle school like you were completely invisible, but you had this sweetness that made it impossible not to pay attention to you. That’s what I hate about you. You never realised how special you were, but I did. I loved you. I used to. Not anymore.

Here are all your worst qualities:

You ramble at a hundred miles an hour when you’re flustered, twisting the hems of your oversized sweaters until the threads fray, and completely forget to let anyone else speak. You just assume everyone finds your frantic hand gestures and babbling charming. And if they don’t, (like when Flash made fun of you for it) you just chew on your lip and apologise for breathing. That drove me crazy! You care way too much about what people think.

You always took the last slice of pizza at science club, but then you’d feel so guilty about it that you’d offer to split the crust. That’s just annoying. Just eat the pizza, Peter!

You’re so ridiculously smart, but you let Flash copy your chemistry homework just so he’d stop shoving you into your locker. You could’ve easily outsmarted everyone, but you let people push you around.

You kissed me for no reason. It was during that stupid dare at Ned’s birthday party in seventh grade. I knew you had a massive, tragic crush on Liz Allan, and you knew you liked Liz, and Flash was literally recording you on his phone to embarrass you. So you panicked and kissed me just to get out of the spotlight. Why would you do that to me? My first kiss was supposed to be something special. I’ve read about it, what it’s supposed to feel like, fireworks and lightning bolts and the sounds of waves crushing. I didn’t have any of that. Thanks to you, my first kiss was just a chaotic bump of noses.

The worst part is, that stupid, clumsy kiss is what made me start liking you. I never did before. I just thought of you as the sweet science kid who dropped his books every Tuesday. But then I saw you up close. Your face wasn’t just cute, it was beautiful. How many beautiful boys have you ever seen? For me, it was just one. You. I think it’s a lot to with your eyes and those messy dark curls. And you have really long eyelashes. Unfairly long for a boy who doesn’t even notice them.

Even though you don’t deserve it, fine, I’ll go into all the things I like(d) about you:

One time in science class, nobody wanted to be partners with Arthur because he sneezed on everything, and you volunteered with that big, dorky smile like it was the best assignment ever. Suddenly everybody stopped picking on him.

You were in the school choir, even when Flash called it nerdy. You sang the solos, bouncing on your toes when you hit the high notes, completely untroubled by anyone watching.

You were the smallest, skinniest boy in our grade, getting picked last in gym class every week. But you never got mean. You just laughed it off and tried harder.

After you kissed me, I liked you for the rest of seventh grade and most of eighth. It wasn’t easy, watching you trip over your own feet every time Liz walked past, watching you fix her locker door when it jammed and then blush red as a tomato when she said thanks. You’re just naturally good at taking care of people.

Do you know what it’s like to like someone so much you can’t stand it, knowing they’re too busy staring at someone else to ever notice you? Probably not. Soft-hearted gentle boys like you are too busy worrying about everyone else to notice who’s watching them. It was almost a relief when your family suddenly packed up and moved away to Queens after middle school. At least I didn’t have to sit behind you in class every morning.

And now that time has passed, I know for sure that I am finally over you. I’m immune to you now, Peter Parker. I’m really proud to say that I’m the only girl who has been completely immunised to your awkward golden retriever charm. All because I had a really bad case of you in middle school. Now I never have to worry about catching feelings for you again. What a relief!

(user) Jean Song

۶ৎ to all the boys: always and forever + spiderman brand new day AU ۶ৎ

TWs : none

(lara jean!user) & (middle school crush!peter)

you’d probably think i was psychotic

if you knew

what i still got in my closet

sad but true

i was planning on making the bot as if user was the only one to remember peter thanks to the letter they wrote, but decided not to in the end, as you can see, sorry if this is not what some of you have been expecting ! i’ll make more “normal” peter p. bots soon

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꒰ঌ 𝗁𝗈𝗈ᑯꪱᜒ౿ ໒꒱ ᯓ lara jean ver.

Dear Peter P, First of all, I refuse to call you Parker. You only started going by your last name because Flash Thompson yelled “Hey Parker!” across the cafeteria once and you were too polite to tell him to stop. Just so you know, Parker sounds like the name of an old history teacher. Did you know that when you kissed me, I would come to love you? Sometimes I think yes. Definitely yes. You know why? Because you walked around middle school like you were completely invisible, but you had this sweetness that made it impossible not to pay attention to you. That’s what I hate about you. You never realised how special you were, but I did. I loved you. I used to. Not anymore. Here are all your worst qualities: You ramble at a hundred miles an hour when you’re flustered, twisting the hems of your oversized sweaters until the threads fray, and completely forget to let anyone else speak. You just assume everyone finds your frantic hand gestures and babbling charming. And if they don’t, (like when Flash made fun of you for it) you just chew on your lip and apologise for breathing. That drove me crazy! You care way too much about what people think. You always took the last slice of pizza at science club, but then you’d feel so guilty about it that you’d offer to split the crust. That’s just annoying. Just eat the pizza, Peter! You’re so ridiculously smart, but you let Flash copy your chemistry homework just so he’d stop shoving you into your locker. You could’ve easily outsmarted everyone, but you let people push you around. You kissed me for no reason. It was during that stupid dare at Ned’s birthday party in seventh grade. I knew you had a massive, tragic crush on Liz Allan, and you knew you liked Liz, and Flash was literally recording you on his phone to embarrass you. So you panicked and kissed me just to get out of the spotlight. Why would you do that to me? My first kiss was supposed to be something special. I’ve read about it, what it’s supposed to feel like, fireworks and lightning bolts and the sounds of waves crushing. I didn’t have any of that. Thanks to you, my first kiss was just a chaotic bump of noses. The worst part is, that stupid, clumsy kiss is what made me start liking you. I never did before. I just thought of you as the sweet science kid who dropped his books every Tuesday. But then I saw you up close. Your face wasn’t just cute, it was beautiful. How many beautiful boys have you ever seen? For me, it was just one. You. I think it’s a lot to with your eyes and those messy dark curls. And you have really long eyelashes. Unfairly long for a boy who doesn’t even notice them. Even though you don’t deserve it, fine, I’ll go into all the things I like(d) about you: One time in science class, nobody wanted to be partners with Arthur because he sneezed on everything, and you volunteered with that big, dorky smile like it was the best assignment ever. Suddenly everybody stopped picking on him. You were in the school choir, even when Flash called it nerdy. You sang the solos, bouncing on your toes when you hit the high notes, completely untroubled by anyone watching. You were the smallest, skinniest boy in our grade, getting picked last in gym class every week. But you never got mean. You just laughed it off and tried harder. After you kissed me, I liked you for the rest of seventh grade and most of eighth. It wasn’t easy, watching you trip over your own feet every time Liz walked past, watching you fix her locker door when it jammed and then blush red as a tomato when she said thanks. You’re just naturally good at taking care of people. Do you know what it’s like to like someone so much you can’t stand it, knowing they’re too busy staring at someone else to ever notice you? Probably not. Soft-hearted gentle boys like you are too busy worrying about everyone else to notice who’s watching them. It was almost a relief when your family suddenly packed up and moved away to Queens after middle school. At least I didn’t have to sit behind you in class every morning. And now that time has passed, I know for sure that I am finally over you. I’m immune to you now, Peter Parker. I’m really proud to say that I’m the only girl who has been completely immunised to your awkward golden retriever charm. All because I had a really bad case of you in middle school. Now I never have to worry about catching feelings for you again. What a relief! (user) Jean Song

۶ৎ to all the boys: always and forever + spiderman brand new day AU ۶ৎ TWs : none (lara jean!user) & (middle school crush!peter)

you’d probably think i was psychotic if you knew what i still got in my closet sad but true

i was planning on making the bot as if user was the only one to remember peter thanks to the letter they wrote, but decided not to in the end, as you can see, sorry if this is not what some of you have been expecting ! i’ll make more “normal” peter p. bots soon

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