The Zomburbian Almanac

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1. #1Browncoat (Normal Zombie)

   Keys: Browncoat

   This zombie loves brains. Can't get enough. Brains, brains, brains, day in and night out. Old and stinky brains? Rotten brains? Brains clearly past their prime? Doesn't matter. Regular zombie wants 'em.

2. #2Flag Zombie
3. #3Conehead

   Keys: Conehead

   Conehead Zombie shuffled mindlessly forward like every other zombie. But something made him stop, made him pick up a traffic cone and stick it on his head. Oh yeah. He likes to party.

4. #4Buckethead

   Keys: Buckethead

   Buckethead Zombie always wore a bucket. Part of it was to assert his uniqueness in an uncaring world. Mostly he just forgot it was there in the first place.

5. #5Pole Vaulter

   Keys: Pole Vaulter

   Some zombies take it further, aspire more, push themselves beyond the normal into greatness. That's Pole Vaulting Zombie right there. That is so him.

6. #6Newspaper Zombie

   Keys: Newspaper Zombie · Secondary: Newspaper

   Newspaper Zombie was this close to finishing his Sudoku puzzle. No wonder he's freaking out.

7. #7All-Star

   Keys: All-Star · Secondary: All-Star Zombie

   Football Zombie gives 110 percent whenever he's on the field. He's a team player who delivers both offensively and defensively. He has no idea what a football is.

8. #8Screen Door Zombie

   Keys: Screen Door Zombie

   He got his screen door from the last inexpertly defended home he visited, after he ATE THE HOMEOWNER'S BRAINS.

9. #9Dancing Zombie

   Keys: Dancing Zombie · Secondary: Dancer

   Dancing Zombie's latest album, "GrarrBRAINSarblarbl," is already rocketing up the undead charts.

10. #10Backup Dancer

    Keys: Backup Dancer

    Backup Dancer Zombie spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

11. #11Ducky Tuber Zombie

    Keys: Ducky Tuber Zombie · Secondary: Ducky Tuber

    It takes a certain kind of zombie to be a Ducky Tuber. Not every zombie can handle it. Some crack. They can't take it. They walk away and give up on brains forever.

12. #12Snorkel Zombie

    Keys: Snorkel Zombie

    Zombies don't breathe. They don't need air. So why does Snorkel Zombie need a snorkel to swim underwater? Answer: peer pressure.

13. #13Zomboni

    Keys: Zomboni

    Often mistaken for a zombie driving an ice machine, the Zomboni is totally a different life-form more closely related to a space ogre than a Zombie.

14. #14Zombie Bobsled Team

    Keys: Zombie Bobsled Team · Secondary: Bobsled Team

    Zombie Bobsled Team worked hard to get where they are. They live together, eat brains together, and train together to become a cohesive zombie unit.

15. #15Dolphin Rider

    Keys: Dolphin Rider Zombie · Secondary: Dolphin Rider

    The dolphin is also a zombie.

16. #16Jack-In-The-Box Zombie

    Keys: Jack-In-The-Box Zombie · Secondary: Jack In The Box Zombie

    This zombie shivers, not because he's cold but because he's crazy.

17. #17Balloon Zombie

    Keys: Balloon Zombie

    Balloon Zombie really lucked out. The balloon thing really works and none of the other zombies have picked up on it.

18. #18Digger Zombie

    Keys: Digger Zombie · Secondary: Digger

    Digger Zombie spends three days a week getting his excavation permits in order.

19. #19Pogo Zombie

    Keys: Pogo Zombie

    Sproing! Sproing! Sproing! That's the sound of a powerful and effective zombie doing what he does best.

20. #20Zombie Yeti

    Keys: Yeti Zombie · Secondary: Yeti

    Little is known about the Zombie Yeti other than his name, birth date, social security number, educational history, past work experience, and sandwich preference (roast beef and Swiss).

21. #21Bungee Zombie

    Keys: Bungee Zombie

    Bungee Zombie loves to take risks. After all, what's the point of being dead if you don't live a little?

22. #22Ladder Zombie

    Keys: Ladder Zombie

    He picked the ladder up for $8.99.

23. #23Catapult Zombie

    Keys: Catapult Zombie

    Of all the things Catapult Zombie could launch with his vehicular catapult, basketballs seemed like the best and most obvious choice.

24. #24Gargantuar

    Keys: Gargantuar

    When Gargantuar walks, the Earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't find a girlfriend

25. #25Imp

    Keys: Imp

    Imp may be small, but he's wiry. He's proficient in zombie judo, zombie karate, and zombie bare-knuckle brawling. He also plays the Melodica.

26. #26Dr. Edgar George Zomboss

    Keys: Dr.Zomboss · Secondary:

    Edgar George Zomboss achieved his Doctorate in Thanatology in only two years. Quickly mastering thanatological technology, he built his fearsome Zombot and set about establishing absolute dominance of his local subdivision.

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