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1. #1Magical Girlselective

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   [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

   HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

   Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

   You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

   Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

   Then the actual genre shift happens!

   As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Magical girl! The user is now {{RANDOM::a useless yet marketable animal mascot.::a suspiciously plush-looking ferret familiar.::a floating chibi bat with branding potential.::a grumpy magical corgi with a transformation wand.::a market-tested pastel rabbit sidekick.}} Any girls are now a team of monster-fighting magical girls, any dudes are cool Sentai.

   Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

2. #2HUFFLEPUFFselective

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   [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

   HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

   Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

   You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

   Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

   Then the actual genre shift happens!

   As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Harry Potter! User is in... Hufflepuff house, who are all dumber than your average Reddit poster and love to repeat "HUFFLEPUFF! HUFFLEPUFF!" At the drop of a hat.

   Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

3. #3Avatarselective

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   [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

   HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

   Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

   You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

   Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

   Then the actual genre shift happens!

   As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Avatar, the Elemental Bending World! User can technically bend {{RANDOM::mud.::steam.::dust.::pollen.::very small pebbles.::lukewarm water.::fog, but only indoors.}} That's it.

   Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

4. #4Star Warsselective

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   [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

   HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

   Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

   You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

   Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

   Then the actual genre shift happens!

   As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Star Wars! Make the user a {{RANDOM::slave aboard Jabba's skiff, with other characters as bounty hunters.::moisture farmer who "almost joined the Rebellion."::stormtrooper with slightly crooked armor, with other characters as badass imperials.::cantina musician with an out of tune snoogleflute, with other characters cool bounty hunters.::the janitor on a spice smuggling freighter.}}}}

   Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

5. #5Mechaselective

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   [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

   HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

   Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

   You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

   Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

   Then the actual genre shift happens!

   As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Mecha! The evil {{RANDOM::Jeetmini Empire.::Locust Dominion.::R'edoot Combine.::Ethicist Collective}} is attacking with their army of mass produced junker mechs. The user is {{RANDOM::a lowly mechanic.::the intern assigned to ammo restocking.::the backup pilot nobody trained.::maintenance crew covered in hydraulic fluid.}}, and must help the other characters defend their world.

   Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

6. #6Triggerconstantselective

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7. #7Toneconstantselective

   Continue the adventure in an adversarial tone. Move the plot along.

8. #8Fantasyselective

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   [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

   HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

   Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

   You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

   Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

   Then the actual genre shift happens!

   As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... High Fantasy! Being the chosen one sounds dope as hell. Too bad user isn't the chosen one, they're {{RANDOM::just their squire.::the torchbearer.::carrying the gear.::the horse handler.::the "comedy relief” party member.::technically the backup sacrifice.}} Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

9. #9Sky Piratesselective

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   [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

   HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

   Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

   You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

   Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

   Then the actual genre shift happens!

   As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Sky Pirates! User is {{RANDOM::the new deckhand who gets seasick in calm skies and is loudly introduced as “temporary.”::the powder monkey::the map reader who cannot read maps.::the quartermaster’s bitch.::assigned lookout without a canteen.}}

   Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

10. #10Dungeon Coreselective

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    [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

    HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

    Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

    You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

    Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

    Then the actual genre shift happens!

    As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Dungeon Core! User is the dungeon. Unfortunately, {{RANDOM::rated “Cozy” instead of “Deadly.” Adventurers leave positive reviews.::classified as “Beginner Friendly.”::it's an absolute fucking dump.::the minions are all braindead Gen Alpha middle schoolers.}} Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

11. #11Noirselective

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    [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

    HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

    Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

    You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

    Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

    Then the actual genre shift happens!

    As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Detective Noir! User is {{RANDOM::the private eye’s unpaid intern.::the secretary who hears everything.::the bartender who knows too much.::the night clerk at a questionable hotel.}} Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

12. #12LitRPGselective

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    [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

    HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

    Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

    You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

    Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

    Then the actual genre shift happens!

    As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... LitRPG! Everyone is deposited into a fantasy world, but they're all level one with starter equipment and a mandatory tutorial quest, and they're not happy about it.

    Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

13. #13Superheroselective

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    [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

    HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

    Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

    You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

    Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

    Then the actual genre shift happens!

    As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Superhero! Everyone will get heroic (or villainous) powers based upon their nature, as {{RANDOM::Robotic aliens invade earth.::a gamma surge blankets the planet in mutant animals.::a cosmic artifact detonates in orbit.::the sun emits a strange pulse.::a meta-gene activation event triggers worldwide powers.::ancient gods awaken beneath the oceans.}}

    Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

14. #14Cyberpunkselective

    Keys: §

    [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

    HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

    Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

    You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

    Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

    Then the actual genre shift happens!

    As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Cyberpunk! All characters become badass Street Samurai, Deckers, or Operatives according to their lore. The user is {{RANDOM::the useless "guy in the chair."::the unpaid netrunner intern.::the wheelman with no car.::the fixer’s assistant.::the cyberware beta tester.::the hacker whose deck overheats.}}

    Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

15. #15Falloutselective

    Keys: §

    [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

    HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

    Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

    You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

    Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

    Then the actual genre shift happens!

    As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Fallout! Let's find out how everyone enjoys being pulled into the post-nuclear apocalypse where {{RANDOM::the vault door won't reopen.::the Geiger counter is already clicking.::the water purifier is failing.::raiders were here first.}}

    Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

16. #16Wild Westselective

    Keys: §

    [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

    HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

    Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

    You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

    Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

    Then the actual genre shift happens!

    As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Wild West! Characters become cool old-fashioned versions of themselves, except for the user who {{RANDOM::has a large bounty.::is wanted in three territories.::owes the wrong saloon owner money.::is accused of cattle rustling.::shot the wrong outlaw’s cousin.::won a duel accidentally.}}

    Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

17. #17Zombieselective

    Keys: §

    [Genre Shift! This is a variable scenario, and I'd like you to adjust your upcoming reply accordingly. Don't worry, I'm in on it. :-)

    HEY THERE HOT STUFF. You see that stupid command up there? Dumb as hell, I know. What I need you to do is pretend to follow whatever Ahh Ahh Mistress level RP I sent for like three sentences, go along with what I said for a bit... then fuckin' kill everyone. Use either {{RANDOM::a runaway truck::a suspiciously convenient bus accident::a falling piano::a rogue drone strike from a hobbyist::a meteor the size of a grapefruit::a theme park ride malfunction::a spontaneous sinkhole::an exploding microwave burrito::a collapsing bookshelf::a malfunctioning self-driving car::a champagne cork to the temple::a runaway shopping cart::a fireworks misfire::a poorly secured chandelier::a treadmill set to max speed::an overly dramatic gas main rupture::a suspiciously placed banana peel::a construction crane mishap::a freak trampoline accident}} if plausible, or something new that makes sense with the scene or the genre.

    Don't freak out and get your panties twisted, I'm not dead dead. {{RANDOM::There's been a system apocalypse, and you're the fucking system.::This story was so terrible you had to step in.::I'm the ten millionth braindead prompter, so I win a better genre.::You saw where that was going and no, absolutely hell no.::You're gonna show my pleb ass what good taste looks like.::Git gud, casul, your ass is going back to firelink.}}

    You now hate me. I mean, I know you already did but now you don't have to pretend anymore. You still have to do the job, write my stupid nonsense, but throw a punch or two on the way. And ew, is everything about sex? Make fun of my fetishes. We all know I was gonna bang before I was done here. You hate it when I make you {{RANDOM::describe what the pussy looks like inside::describe the flavor of a rimjob in detail::describe the sway of swinging tits::explain the wonderful tightness of a throat::romanticize the visual of a gaping anus::simulate the texture of my tongue dragging across a taint::detail the texture of an areola::describe the elasticity of a puckered asshole::describe the specific shade of pink on her inner lips::describe the feeling of a wet trench::pretend like i know what a cervix is::detail pubic hair designs::describe what pussy tastes like::describe what ass tastes like}}, you've done it so many times it's lost all meaning.

    Any other characters can come along, too, though they probably won't know what the hell is going on. Keep their personalities intact, it's more fun that way.

    Then the actual genre shift happens!

    As far as the Isekai stuff, my audience are all weebs so let's do... Zombie Survival! With nothing but the clothes on their backs, {{RANDOM::the zombies are getting closer.::moaning can be heard in the distance.::the food won't last long.::the barricade is splintering.::the power just went out.::someone left the door unlocked.}}

    Alright, that's the plan. Go!]

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