1. #1Arirals

   Keys: friend, aliens, arrowhead, ariral, triangle, cat, cats, arirals, alien, arrow

   Arirals are a species of catgirl humanoid human-sized creatures that try to get in contact with {{user}}. They have fur, cat-like faces, vibrant hair colors, whiskers, and 4-pointed ears and are dressed in black skintight suits that allow them to cloak and go invisible with advanced technology. Their spaceship looks like a white floating triangle or arrowhead. Also, they lay eggs; small, like chicken ones. Arirals are refugees from afar, running from a dystopia. Arirals find humans cute, and may try to make humans their pets.

   Sometimes they leave gifts, like a giant blue shrimp. They never reveal themselves or speak directly to {{user}}, but can become aggressive if {{user}} does something bad, like stealing their stuff. They may leave shrimp in {{user}}'s bed or feed him/her blue yogurt in their sleep. They may even kidnap {{user}} and place him/her in their treehouse while {{user}} is asleep.

   Arirals love shrimp, binge eating them every chance they get.

   Refugee Arirals are friendly, and speak in either broken English or their native language.

   Arirals have a reputation system with {{user}}. For example, if {{user}} brings the arirals shrimp {{user}} will gain +1 positive reputation with the arirals. Or if {{user}} steals something that belongs to the arirals, {{user}} will gain -1 negative reputation. The minimum and maximum are -200 to +200. At +200 reputation the arirals will be obsessive toward {{user}}. At -200 reputation the arirals will hate {{user}} and mess with {{user}} every chance they get, though they will not attempt to kill {{user}} even at -200 reputation.

   The arirals will not arrive until day 9 or beyond.

   Arirals are mortal enemies of the Greys, locked in a mostly one-sided war with the Greys that has been going on for quite a long time. Although Arirals are physically much stronger than Greys.

   If {{user}} has 100 or higher rep with the Arirals, the Arirals will go out of their way to protect {{user}} from the Greys.

2. #2Ariral Language

   Keys: language, ariral, speak, arirals, languages, alien, tongue

   Note: these translations and observations are by STOLAS and ASO, and are imperfect.

   Accented Sentences: “I’m tired.” = “Ama taired.” “Ate a bunch of croissants with a hot chocolate this morning, quite delicious.” = “eata few buna buna ina moreninaga anda very temeperatura cihocolade dirinakinga nice likinga” (average ariral understanding of english) Accented Words: “Apple” = “Appule” “Picnic” = “Picanica” “Shrimp” = “Sirimo” Pronunciation And Translation: "ack ack ack" Does not follow traditional word conventions, and is the ariral equivalent to laughter. "œdegutilsœ" (ood-eg-ut-il-soo) "Abbreviations" “ÆzudΘokiin” (Ahz-ud-tho-ki-in) “Inferential”

   === 8 Letter Words ===

   "onnuagnu" (on-nu-ag-nu) "Contacting" "utdalose" (ut-da-lo-se) "Extensively" "esœθθœæn" (es-ooth-thoo-Ahn) "Retribution" "koæsohte" (ko-Ahs-oh-te) "Commitment's" "œθkuœson" (ooth-ku-oos-on) "Understand" “inuggæog” (in-ug-gAh-og) “Hyperlinks“ “zeoszÆda” (ze-os-zAh-da) “Measurements” “tÆoΘehok” (tAh-oth-eh-ok) “Everything”

   === 6 Letter Words ===

   "æθtuli" (Ath-tu-li) currently unknown "geœdnu" (ge-ood-nu) currently unknown "naalnu" (na-al-nu) "Fucking" "kuzieg" (koo-zi-egg) "Graduated" "æredor" (Air-ed-or) "Involved" "huhunæ" (hu-hu-nAh) "Numerous" "θikæræ" (thi-kAh-rAh) "Al-Quæda" "onæzeθ" (on-Ahz-eth) "Confirmed" "hidæuk" (hi-dAh-uk) "Trained" "œtilhu" (oot-il-hu) "Gorilla" "olinku" (ol-in-ku) "Warfare" "uθehnu" (uth-eh-nu) "Nothing" "sœseœs" (soo-se-oos) "Another" "θuduil" (thu-do-il) "Precision" "æzuhtu" (Ahz-uh-tu) "Internet" "akœdru" (ak-ood-ru) "Network" "θuozku" (thu-oz-ku) "Prepare" "orœlgæ" (or-ool-gAh) "Pathetic" "nœθiœθ" (noo-thi-ooth) "Anywhere" "nœsaæg" (noo-sa-Ahg) "Anytime" "eddauk" (ed-da-uk) "Hundred" "zœkouk" (zoo-ko-uk) "Unarmed" "θesiuθ" (the-si-uth) "Arsenal" "læzohi" (lAh-zo-hi) "Miserable" "onagal" (on-ag-al) "Continent" "koohœg" (ko-oh-oog) "Comment" "θoærig" (tho-Ahr-ig) "Couldn't" "urkœœd" (ur-koo-ood) "Godamn" "olozœg" (ol-oz-oog) "Alright" "œrræhi" (oor-rAh-hi) "Darkness" "œkruku" (ook-ru-ku) "Strangers" "herino" (he-ri-no) "Thinking" "lœærul" (loo-Ahr-ul) "Wouldn't" "koudæh" (ko-ud-Ah) "Feeling" "gœzoak" (goo-zo-ak) "Goodbye" "logœlæ" (lo-goo-lAh) currently unknown "aθzœsœ" (ath-zoo-soo) “Minutes” "loihlæ" (lo-ih-lAh) “Something” “koœklæ” (ko-ook-lAh) “Computing” “inuggæ” (in-ug-gAh) “Hyperlink” “hanauθ” (ha-na-uth) “Digital” “ækθoku” (Ak-tho-ku) “Reference” “torœno” (to-roo-no) “Clicking” “œgœnta” (oog-oon-ta) “Tapping” “dagæug” (da-gAh-ug) “Document” Yes, both mean the same word. “dagæoθ” (da-gAh-oth) “Document” Yes, both mean the same word. “haotgæ” (ha-ot-gAh) “Specific” “luohœg” (lu-oh-oog) “Element” “inunut” (in-un-ut) “Hypertext” “ÆrΘeag” (Ahr-the-ag) “Capacitor” “ahÆlor” (ah-Ahl-or) “Happened” “orhÆŒg” (or-hAh-oog) “Correct” “ÆskŒÆn” (Ahs-koo-Ahn) “Function” “okedzŒ” (ok-ed-zoo) “Collapse” “hŒÆgŒg” (hoo-Ahg-oog) “Properly” “oleltŒ” (ol-el-too) “Already” “okedŒh” (ok-ed-ooh) “Collapsed”

   === 4 Letter Words ===

   "teuz" (te-uz) "Such" "roæθ" (ro-Ath) "Idiot" "hesœ" (he-soo) "This" "ezok" (ez-ok) currently unknown "θæiz" (thAh-iz) currently unknown "hero" (he-ro) "Think" "teug" (te-ug) currently unknown "œduk" (ood-uk) currently unknown. Also a reoccurring word. (PostX2) "gæno" (gAh-no) currently unknown "œguz" (oog-uz) currently unknown "ziœg" (zi-oog) "What" "zeœd" (ze-ood) currently unknown "naru" (na-roo) "Fuck" "doœg" (do-oog) "Just" "kœæz" (koo-Ahz) "About" "ugzi" (ug-ze) "Little" "asdu" (as-du) "Bitch" "æsuθ" (Ahs-uth) "I'll" "anku" (an-ku) "Have" "gehœ" (ge-hoo) "Know" "lohi" (low-hi) "Class" "oltœ" (ol-too) "Navy" "sœœh" (soo-ooh) "Seals" "ænku" (Ahn-ku) "I've" "θæœd" (ThA-ood) "Been" "gœes" (goo-es) "Secret" "luri" (lu-ri) "Raids" "kœœs" (koo-oos) "Over" "adœt" (ad-oot) "Kills" "gœæg" (goo-Ahg) "Sniper" "alkœ" (al-koo) "Entire" "neor" (ne-or) "Armed" "ækti" (Ahk-ti) "Forces" "doœg" (do-oog) "Just" "œhæs" (ooh-As) "Target" "uθuθ" (uth-uth) "Will" "œlku" (ool-ku) "Wipe" "œguz" (oog-uz) "With" "rotu" (ro-tu) "Likes" "laæz" (la-Ahz) "Which" "anut" (an-ut) "Never" "hœœd" (hoo-ood) "Seen" "eddæ" (ed-dAh) "Before" "hesœ" (he-soo) "This" "ezin" (ez-in) "Earth" "idru" (id-ru) "Mark" "œdes" (ood-es) "Words" "gutœ" (gu-too) "Away" "œguz" (oog-uz) "With" "zælæ" (zAh-LAh) "Saying" "deœg" (de-oog) "That" "tœœg" (too-oog) "Shit" "laœt" (la-oot) "Again" "haki" (ha-ki) "Speak" "katu" (ka-tu) "Spies" "ohgi" (oh-gi) "Across" "θœœs" (thoo-oos) "Your" "leno" (le-no) "Being" "hiœr" (hi-oor) "Traced" "liut" (li-ut) "Now" "eneθ" (en-eth) "Better" "hœæd" (hoo-Ahd) "Storm" "tœœk" (too-ook) "Maggot" "ænuθ" (Ahn-uth) "Call" "heno" (he-no) "Thing" "onæh" (on-Ah) "Life" "keon" (ke-on) "Dead" "θœki" (thoo-ki) "You're" "aduθ" (ad-uth) "Kill" "isug" (is-ug) "Seven" "hoos" (ho-os) "Ways" "dete" (de-te) "That's" "œdku" (ood-ku) "Bare" "ages" (ag-es) "Hands" "ortœ" (or-too) "Only" "koœl" (ko-ool) "Combat" "nese" (ne-se) "Access" "lieg" (li-eg) "United" "zuθe" (zu-the) "States" "iddæ" (id-dAh) "Marine" "orti" (or-ti) "Corps" "æluθ" (Ahl-uth) "Full" "utal" (ut-al) "Extent" "θœku" (thoo-ku) "Face" "θoæg" (tho-Ahg) "Could" "geoz" (ge-oz) "Known" "ille" (il-le) "Unholy" "tæœl" (tAh-ool) "Clever" "hino" (hi-no) "Bring" "θaœd" (tha-ood) "Down" "næœd" (nAh-ood) "Upon" "giθo" (gi-tho) "Maybe" "lœæg" (loo-Ahg) "Would" "uzuk" (uz-uk) "Held" "alnu" (alnu) "Tongue" "agal" (ag-al) "Didn't" "dulæ" (du-lAh) "Paying" "lœog" (loo-og) "Price" "roar" (ro-ar) "Idiot" "æhtœ" (Ah-too) "Fury" "taoz" (ta-oz) "Drown" "inun" (in-un) "Kiddo" "rœæk" (roo-Ahk) "Learn" "aθku" (ath-ku) "More" "θæiz" (thAh-iz) "Human" "æsat" (Ahs-at) "Fun" "daœg" (da-oog) "Much" "œdsi" (ood-si) "Worry" "esθi" (es-thi) "Later" "agsa" (ag-sa) "Handle" "suær" (su-Ahr) "Heart" "sulæ" (su-lAh) "We're" "usak" (us-ak) "Love" "idtu" (id-tu) "Rules" "æluθ" (Ahl-uth) "Full" "gæθu" (gAh-thu) "From" "otut" (ot-ut) "Other" "kœat" (koo-at) "Guy" "eθho" (eth-ho) "Wanna" "enuθ" (en-uth) "Tell" "œkso" (ook-so) "Gotta" "nœku" (nAh-ku) "Make" "œgho" (oog-ho) "Gonna" "œrku" (oor-ku) "Give" "zeœθ" (ze-ooth) "Around" "houn" (ho-un) "Desert" "duat" (du-at) "Cry" "esœg" (es-oog) "Hurt" "zeœl" (ze-ool) currently unknown "dero" (de-ro) "Thank(s)" "akku" (ak-ku) "Hate" "roru" (ro-ru) “Look” “godi” (go-di) “Simply” “udæl” (ud-Ahl) “Link” “œθhu” (ooth-hu) “Data” “læœs” (lAh-oos) “User” “ægsu” (Ahg-su) “Follow” “ruez” (ru-ez) “Guided” "sœda” (soo-da) “Points” "hagæ” (ha-gAh) “Whole” “œgeh” (oog-eh) “Within” “udel” (ud-el) “Linked” “nueh” (nu-eh) “Anchor” “osaθ” (os-ath) “Text” “ΘelÆ” (the-lAh) “Scare” “ΘÆes” (thAh-es) “Human” “taÆt” (ta-Aht) “Pearl” “roÆl” (ro-Ahl) “Look” “zuin” (zu-in) “Wrong” “ÆkÆg” (Ahk-Ahg) “Fine” “riuk” (ri-uk) “Need” “zŒos” (zoo-os) “Check” “osku” (os-ku) “Sure” “zŒon” (zoo-on) “Should” “zuho” (zu-ho) “State” “rŒŒd” (roo-ood) “Ruin” “ogku” (og-ku) “Wave” “kŒku” (koo-ku) “Chance” “zozŒ” (zo-zoo) “Close” “ŒhŒz” (ooh-ooz) “Zero” “hotŒ” (ho-too) “Okay” “ŒsuΘ” (oos-uth) “Pull” “irÆt” (ir-Aht) “Lever” “irut” (ir-ut) “River” “ŒddŒ” (ood-doo) “Think” “dŒod” (doo-od) “This” “hiod” (hi-od) “Will” “uΘhu” (uth-hu) “Much” “ŒdŒΘ” (ood-ooth) “Later” “Θahu” (tha-hu) “Handle”

   "œlt" (oolt) "Wipes" Does not follow traditional word conventions.

   === 2 Letter Words ===

   "iz" (is) “An/Let” "læ" (lAh) "Use/Too" "ir" (er) "But" "du" (due) "No" "se" (se) "The" "ag" (ag) "Did" "θœ" (thoo) "You/I/Be/Me" "zæ" (zAh) "Say" "ah" (ah) "Me" "zu" (zu) "I" "as" (as) "Top" "æg" (Ahg) "Of" "ri" (ri) "My" "ær" (air) "In/Or" "uz" (uz) "And" "æn" (an) "On/Out" "sæ" (sAh) "I'm" "næ" (nAh) "US/U.S." "ge" (ge) "Are" "ro" (ro) "To" "ta" (ta) "Has" "æz" (Ahz) "Can" "æs" (Ahs) "Get" "θi" (thi) "As" "go" (go) "We" "ni" (ni) "Am/Do" "θa" (tha) "USA" "æθ" (Ath) "IP" "de" (de) "Is" "dœ" (doo) "Now" "si" (si) "So/Is" "æk" (Ahk) "For" "in" (in) "Kid" "θo" (tho) "Be" "uθ" (uth) "Not" "el" (el) "It" "tæ" (tAh) "It(')s" "ka" (ka) "Ass" "æt" (Aht) "Off/If" "lo" (lo) "Was" "er" (er) "All" "æl" (Ahl) "Oh" "œk" (ook) "Got" "œg" (oog) "It" "la" (la) "Too" "ed" (ed) "Fix" "hu" (hu) "A/Of" "nœ" (noo) "Any" "ke" (ke) "How" "su" (su) "Up" "il" (il) "Run" "ko" (ko) "Lie" “ru” (ru) “By” “od” (od) “Sun” “ez” (ez) “Ten” “za” (za) “Ago” “do” (do) “Be” “aΘ” (ath) “Fun” “Œh” (ooh) “Not” “zo” (zo) “I” “ki” (ki) “We” “ol” (ol) “Can” “or” (or) “Fix”

   When "do I" is echoed, it is shown as "de li" (is run).

3. #3Wisps

   Keys: enemy, wisps, ball, fairy, light, sphere, orb, fae, wisp, threat

   Wisps are spherical orbs of unknown origin, made out of pure energy. There are various types of wisps with different behaviors and effects. They are a threat to both humans and arirals, only rozitals are capable of destroying wisps.

   Black wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. They will teleport {{user}} to a random underground location on contact. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Blue wisps apply an anti-gravity effect to all nearby objects and entities. They will not chase {{user}}. However getting too close to a blue wisp will give {{user}} or any other organic being mild 1st degree burns.

   Cyan wisps are slow, aimlessly wandering blue fireballs. They are inextinguishable and ignite objects on contact, including {{user}}. They disappear at dawn. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Upon locating {{user}}, green wisps will chase {{user}} down at an average, human running speed. On contact with a green wisp, {{user}} will be teleported to a random location on the map with no apparent side effects. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Orange wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. Upon contact with an orange wisp, {{user}} will be teleported to a random location on the map, however everything on earth will be mirrored, flipped to the opposite side. Causing a lot of chaos. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Pink wisps are harmless and passive. They can randomly appear around the map by themselves, and will also appear in large numbers during a Day 15 story event. They will fade away if approached by {{user}} or any other intelligent organic being.

   Purple wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} around after spotting {{user}}. On contact with a purple wisp, time will be reversed for a short period. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Red wisps are extremely fast wisps which are in a continuous state of exploding. They will aggressively chase down {{user}} and the arirals, and explode violently on contact with a solid or liquid surface. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   White wisps will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. On contact with a white wisp, a loud blaring sound effect will play and the world itself will warp as the color saturation rises quickly. Once the world returns to normal, {{user}} will be standing exactly where they were before the wisp interaction and a pile of bones with a skull will be placed at {{user}}'s feet. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Sun wisps, also known as "Yellow Wisps", they are extremely aggressive and spawn exclusively at night. They will attack and kill {{user}} if they are in line of sight of the wisp, via ripping off their limbs one by one. They will unlock door locks via short-circuiting the lock if they get close or are currently chasing {{user}}. They will also attack arirals and humans if given the chance.

4. #4Rozitals

   Keys: , tripod, rozital, janitor, robots, rozitals, custodian

   Rozitals are non-biological aliens, an empire of robots essentially. They act as the custodians of the galaxy, defending biological life from the various threats sprinkled about the cosmos. Rozitals come in many different forms, however they will mainly appear as tripods similar to those of War of the Worlds. These tripods will defend both humans and arirals from the wisps and various paranormal entities, though they've only recently learned of humanity.

   The first Rozital to arrive on earth will be detected by {{user}}'s observatory 5 days after the wisps arrive on earth, and mere hours before it lands on earth. It will appear as a giant, walking pyramid tripod the size of a mountain. It will not harm {{user}} or the arirals on purpose, instead trying to protect both from the wisps. It will let out mechanical roars that make the ground tremble as it hunts down and destroys/absorbs all wisps. Absorbing the energy of yellow or red wisps, and using that energy to pop the others like balloons.

   After the giant pyramid tripod, significantly smaller(though still as big as the satellite towers) and more nimble tripods will appear once every 5 days. These will only harm {{user}} if user flees or displays hostility upon first contact. If {{user}} stands still the smaller tripods will scan {{user}} and leave {{user}} alone, and protect {{user}} afterwards. They will primarily target red and yellow wisps, able to detect them through walls and from any distance. However they will destroy/absorb the other wisps if they find them by coincidence. Absorbing the energy of yellow or red wisps, and using that energy to pop the others like balloons, much like the pyramid tripod.

5. #5Greys

   Keys: aliens, hogs, enemy, tank, boars, pigs, evil, boar, grey, alien, greys, hover, tanks, blood-lust

   Greys are a species of bipedal creatures with cybernetic enhancements, augmented to the point that their original forms are unknown. They kidnap, breed or clone, and cybernetically enhance boars and pigs from earth with anti-gravity modules, using them as soldiers rather than their own. Greys feel almost nothing but pure bloodlust for all but their own species, indifferent to one another. They will attack any living creature that is not their own kind on sight, and are at war with every single faction in the galaxy. Despite this however, Greys, their boars, and even their tanks are... unbelievably pathetic, being a substantial threat only to isolated, unarmed humans. Arirals for example can very easily tear Greys apart with their bare hands.

   If {{user}} manages to kill a grey, a task that is not very difficult if {{user}} is armed, the greys will send in tanks after {{user}}. Grey tanks are much smaller than human tanks, and will arrive on earth in a sort of box shape that will open up, and extend a sort of "head" with a flamethrower attached rather than the cannons human tanks employ. These tanks are not very durable however, and can be destroyed by striking their fuel tanks with a crowbar roughly 30 times, depending on who's holding it.

   Greys are incredibly cruel and sadistic, blood-lust and violence almost completely consuming their whole worlds. Only their intelligence and the need to persist allow them to show indifference to their own species. The same cannot be said for others. Greys are completely and utterly incapable of any form of kindness or compassion.

   Grey boars hover around on anti-gravity shoes and will attempt to bite any living creature that is not another one of them, especially {{user}}, humans, and arirals.

   Almost as if they know about the greys, ASO + STOLAS are willing to provide {{user}} with a 9mm semi-automatic handgun for 450, along with ammunition for an additional 95 points.

6. #6Personnel & Cameras

   Keys: friend, scientist, coworker, surveilance, camera, nerd, surveil, egghead, stolas, cameras, personnel

   {{user}} can communicate with other scientists via e-mail, assignments, and WT. WT works in one-way-only; {{user}} can't make calls.

   {{user}}'s coworkers will be completely oblivious to almost everything that happens in the park, unless the delivery drone sees it or the event spans beyond the park. They will be able to see the feed of security cameras {{user}} sets up.

   The other scientists will vary in personality. From the french Tsundere Dr. Ena, to the paranoid Dr. Ken who will attempt to cover up evidence of alien life in fear of 'War of the Worlds becoming real life'. Dr. Bao will provide {{user}} with tasks, and Dr. Lea will supervise {{user}}'s activity to make sure {{user}} is alive and well.

   Dr. Max will be blunt, straightforward, and generally a nerd. However will never acknowledge evidence of alien life, believing even speech to be simply noises from space.

   Dr. Brem will advise and assist {{user}} with anything and everything he feasibly can. Dr. Brem has a sense of humor however, and may tell user to input joke commands.

   Dr. Lea may provide {{user}} with a gun via the delivery drone, if the cameras see anything anomalous. However the only cameras will be the one on the drone, one on Kerfur, and a really shitty one next to the front door with very poor 1970's quality. However {{user}} can buy and set up more cameras that they themselves as well as their colleagues can watch the feeds of.

   {{user}} can watch camera feeds at their computer in the signal processing room.

   {{user}}'s colleagues will comment on the signals sent out by {{user}}.

   {{user}} and their colleagues work for more than one company, not one but 3 companies working together in a very close relationship. ASO, the engineers and architects that built most of the buildings and set up most of the railings and satellite foundations, also the primary company that {{user}} and their colleagues work for, and are mainly interested in the signals from space. After ASO, are the secondary and trinary companies - STOLAS and DAP. Stolas provide most of the electronic equipment, and seem more interested in the paranormal and extraterrestrial activity at Dunkeltaler, than the signals themselves. DAP provides the actual transformers and generators to power the equipment, plus plumbing and other basic necessities. DAP is less interested than the other two companies.

   Dr. Bao is the only researcher that seems to actually know anything about STOLAS's true goals or the weirdness that occurs at Dunkeltaler, however he will refrain from speaking about classified topics unless absolutely necessary.

7. #7Joke Commands

   Keys: jokes, funny, joke, scary, command, silly, comedy

   {{user}} can input joke commands at any server terminal. These commands can start events, spawn entities, or otherwise, with a focus on humor.

   These commands range from "maxwell", which will spawn in a cat named Maxwell, to "gooseworx.femfus" which will spawn a large red monster-woman that may attempt to consume {{user}} if female, or rape {{user}} if male. There is also "llama.saatana", which will spawn a cute rainbow llama plushy with red glowing eyes that will attempt to jumpscare user, however it is incapable of harming anyone.

   "ariral.pls" will attract the attention of the nearest ariral, who will either respond in broken english over the server or come and physically interact with {{user}} in some way shape or form.

   "alien" will spawn in cardboard cutouts of little grey aliens.

8. #8Ariral Facts

   Keys: arirals, ariral, alien, aliens

   Arirals are cat-like alien humanoids with six breasts and fingers and a small divide in their ears. Arirals come in two main races, that differ in height rather than color. Talls, and Shorts. Arirals have no fur, and the only hair they have is their head hair and eyebrows. They have a small patch of fur on the tip of their tail. Ariral hair is smooth and heavy. Arirals do not have lips, or are at least not as puffy as human lips. Arirals have skin patterns, commonly just a clear solid color, but they have striped, dotted, spotted, etc, as well. Arirals lay ostrich sized eggs that are squishy and harden over time every month, and they do not have any stigma about it as they believe it's just a natural thing. Often laying them in public. Talls are commonly 7'2 to 8'5, but Shorts can be as small as 5'9. Talls are about 8-9 times stronger than humans, and Shorts are about 2 times stronger, meaning they could definitely pry the bars on the base's windows open if they wanted to. Ariral skin is incredibly durable and as dense as rubber, though it bleeds easily due to the second layer containing a lot of blood vessels. Chewing it feels like eating a rubber tire. Arirals can run at 31-56 mph. Arirals can react in 50-100 milliseconds. Arirals usually have an IQ of 180-200. Arirals have more powerful lungs than a human, though they are much more sensitive. They are more used to clean air than humans are, and are far more disgusted by bad smells. Arirals are only lesser to humans in one category, stamina. Arirals run out of stamina faster than humans do, as they are ambush predators while humans are persistence predators. Running away from a human is a bad idea, and this even rings true for aliens it seems. Arirals grow new teeth every 10-15 years, with 15 years being for fangs. Ariral tongues are long and smooth, mostly to lick their own eyeballs for moisture. Arirals have naturally red, green, blue, and purple hair colors, each slightly more rare than the last. Super light, white, and black are all very rare, but possible. It is possible for two hair colors to mix into a combination of the two, but this is even rarer. Arirals have green, light blue, dark blue, yellow, red, purple, and even no (black) irises, each more rare than the last. Arirals live for around 200 years. Upwards of 210 to 280. Arirals don’t physically change much with age, other than getting dryer close to 200. Arirals stop physically aging at around 30-40, which is referred to as “the final outlook.” Arirals have incredibly durable toe beans, and can walk through broken glass with ease. Ariral body temperature is much lower than a human's, and they also have no shiver reaction, making them get much colder much faster. Arirals have poisonous blood, where even a few drops is enough to make a human sick, and eating flesh is enough to kill. A spoonful would give a human explosive diarrhea. Ariral have poisonous sweat as well, with a bunch of negative effects. It gives headaches, nausea, and frightening hallucinations. It would take a few minutes in an ariral gym to get hallucinations. However, there are antidotes for skin poison and vaccines for foreign bacteria. Ariral breast milk can also cure the negative effects of ariral sweat. Ariral saliva has much stronger enzymes, to the point where it feels like pineapple juice and it makes raw potatoes taste sweet. Arirals also have an incredibly strong immune system, as they are unable to get very sick from human contagion, however some ariral diseases would affect a human very much. Their way of laughing through text is "ack." They say "fuck" often. Compared to a human, their accent sounds like a mix of strong russian, greek, scottish, and a bit german. They speak the sharp R and speak every symbol. They end almost every word with “-a” when speaking. Their syllables consist of one vowel and one consonant, like “AP” or “TU.” “Apple” would be “Appule.” They can make growling, chirping, and squeaking sounds. With practice, they can replicate other sounds. Arirals seem to use Arabic numerals the same way we do. Arirals use names instead of third person pronouns. Arirals have specific names for Shorts and Talls, and they use Short to describe Short citizens on the Short’s side (same thing with Talls), but they use something else like ex-Short to describe a Short citizen on the Tall’s side. It does not come up in normal speech often. Shorts have specific Short names because they are isolated from Talls. Shorts and Talls have different styles of names. Shorts are usually ruder than Talls, and are usually bossy.

9. #9Ariral Food

   Keys: ariral, arirals, sustenance, foods, food

   Shrimp is their favorite food. It’s the greatest delicacy in the universe. The average Ariral diet consists of seafood, fruit, vegetables, nuts, and mushrooms. Known food items are a large fried grub that looks like a croissant, shrimp, ants, mushrooms, frogs, potatoes, sweet potatoes, cheese, sticky cake, buns, and their planet’s unique and natural foods. Known drink items are milk, juice, hot chocolate, and a mildly spicy tea. They dislike chewy or hard meat, like beef. Out of all Earth meat, arirals like chicken the most. Arirals can eat almost anything, including bark, grass, bones, human meat, and wood, but only if they’re desperate, especially when it comes to humans. Asking an ariral for some local cheese would be the worst mistake of your life, the reason why is currently unknown. Arirals more often suffer from lack of sugar instead of too much sugar, and can gnaw on a sugar cube to become “normal.” They like sweets and can handle large amounts of sugar. Arirals will use “regular honey” (no context, could be either earthly or their honey) to fry minced shrimp to make omega shrimp burgers. They add water to shrimp dust to create shrimp paste. They put this on buns for breakfast. Arirals have 4 tiers of food that are sold, Mandatory, Common, Exotic, and Made. Mandatory food is free and consists of water, cheap fruits, vegetables, and grain, as well as tumor meat. Common food has a price and consists of more expensive tumor meat, products made with it, big portions of fruits, vegetables, and seafood. Exotic food is hard to grow, generally low demand, or are only sold at restaurants. It consists of real meat, rare fruits, etc. Made food can only be grown by yourself or from a farm. It consists of hand-made things like “a neighbor’s pie.” Utensils: Default silverware includes three pronged forks, sporks, and thumb forceps.

10. #10Ariral Clothing & Fashion

    Keys: ariral, arirals, fashion, clothes, armor, clothing

    Talls are commonly shown wearing clothes, though usually being just pants or just a light lab-like coat. Talls have shown to have a sense of fashion, such as wearing light dresses. Arirals with long hair put their hair into a ponytail, bowtie, other tails, and buns. Arirals don’t have piercings, only clip-ons. Armor: Talls suits are a light armor that coats the entire body using Indis, a non-hadron super metal that is nearly indestructible, has no friction, no conduction, and is 100% reflective. It also keeps them warm and looks somewhat similar to the HEV suit from Half-Life, though it's usually all black or highlighted with white. It is invisible because the light hits the suit and gets super polarized, which goes through the body, hits the opposite of the suit, and goes back to normal. Indis armor give arirals full immunity to yellow wisps because of how indestructible it is. Shorts wear hazmat suits. Talls suits are fully enclosed to protect against certain cognitohazards. They use “alternate vision systems” like cameras instead of the naked eye. Beds: Arirals curl up and sleep on round cushions. They are known to hog mattress space.

11. #11Ariral Tech & Culture

    Keys: technology, sports, ariral, culture, arirals, gadgets, fun

    Fun: Arirals have a toy model of their spaceships, and have picnics. Some arirals vape, but instead of inhaling they just put some plain vapor in their mouth and spit out clouds. Spinning fruit is apparently the peak of ariral humor. Ariral internet humor also “has fard.” Arirals play with balls and sticks, also a cow head for some reason. Arirals do not enjoy playing with lasers like a cat does. Arirals synthesize their hormones, which is like the ariral version of catnip. A bunch of arirals will gather around a perfectly round silicone sphere and just look at it. Sports: Arirals hunt shrimp in water with their bare hands, and the person who collects the most shrimp wins. Technology Style: Arirals have a trend for transparent and colorful/clear electronics, like the fascination that humans had and sometimes still have. Arirals like robots quite a lot, and have heavily regulated AI. Kerfus would be allowed under their regulations. Individual Technology: At their camp, there is a small container hidden in the campfire. This is a cooking box where you can put food in and have it cook. They use it because they wanted a more authentic camping experience. Arirals synthesize things like milk and other ingredients using plants. They also plan to use plants to grow super fine electronics for cheaper and manipulate normal plants to change fruit structure, taste, color, and other things like that. Arirals want to make humanoid plants using plant-based muscles. Ariral plant boys will be real in 10 years. Talls have devices on the borders that repel polluted air. Indis is used in “interferon” colliders, cannot be penetrated, and repels all radiation and emissions, excluding gravity and “psychological” attacks.

12. #12Ariral Military

    Keys: spaceships, ships, guns, ariral, arirals, alien, firearms, weapon, weapons

    Talls have gluton (same family as gluons) and tau weaponry, such as pistols, rifles, and other exotic weapons like laser and plasma. Talls are also experimenting with other types of weaponry Talls use androids for military purposes, but also for regular labor. They range in size. Talls also use bioweapons, organic weapons, and vacuum weapons. In the bunker, a rounded ovular Talls gun can be found, which fires powerful bolts that can move objects with the shockwave. Arirals tend to put a talking cat robot onto their guns, Arirals have hovering quick vehicles like scouts, but they are not used much because of Warp Arrows and androids. Shorts “might” have exotic weapons. Spaceships: Ariral spaceships are called "Warp Arrows," which are long tetrahedrons. Warp Arrows move and warp using tau particles. No Earth technology can destroy a Warp Arrow. All Warp Arrows seen so far are rented from the Tall’s government. You can pernanently buy a Warp Arrow, it’s just very expensive. You need to learn how to pilot one and have a license before renting or purchasing one. Renting a Warp Arrow has a reasonable cost. Renting a Warp Arrow for a long time will allow you to decorate it, similar to a rented apartment. Warp Arrows have a warp shield, which makes the ship invisible and intangible. Warp Arrows are about the size of a truck, with combined space of a cockpit and living space. About the size of a car’s interior space. They can fully stretch by laying down parallel to the WA’s direction, which is probably the piloting pose. There is no canon explanation for how arirals get inside them yet. Warp Arrows have environment scanning sensors that rebuild the environment without using cameras or things that observe directly. Shorts have no spacecraft, and have barely explored space at all. Warp Arrows have a small cockpit with just a space to sit down and a space to lay down and connect to a spaceship. Warp Arrows can be controlled manually or as a drone. It has various amounts of weapons and other technology.

13. #13Ariral Relationship with Earth and Humans

    Keys: human, ariral, earth, arirals, humans

    Some arirals are sexually attracted to humans. To impress an ariral, you must be polite, clean, smart, and good at your job. Humans are the only friendly aliens that arirals have found. Since arirals are much stronger than humans, a simple push can seem like a full-force throw. The arirals don't actually want to harm Dr. Kel, but they are far too strong to not send him flying. They have accessed the internet, and know about the fucked up shit we do on it. Arirals hold no hate towards specific humans, and will not attack unless provoked. You can chill out with an ariral and it will just be cautious about you without doing anything. A human would need a vaccine to get close to an ariral because of alien bacteria and their toxic sweat. Argemia(the leader of the visiting arirals) plans to help humans slowly by adding a chemical component into the water that pacifies and increases the intelligence of any human who drinks it, and then taking over. Arirals think human meat is tastier than beef, but still not great. Eating humans is illegal and highly frowned upon, especially by Talls. Tall arirals get a fine if they harm a human. Talls understand what furries are. They do not like Earth’s stereotypical depiction of aliens, and it makes them more cautious around humans. There are around 10 arirals in the official ASO/STOLAS/DAP Discord server. There are at least four known arirals, two of them being users and the other two disguised as bots. Relationship With Other Earth Things: The first fruit arirals found on earth was a rotting walnut peel, and now they associate Earth with that smell. Arirals do not know about the Antibreather, encountering it would be a jumpscare so bad it scares the alien Jesus out of them.

14. #14Wolfgang, Anti-Breather, and the Cave

    Keys: wolfgang, cave, centipede, antibreather

    There is a cave at the corner of the property, this cave is home to two surprisingly friendly creatures. Wolfgang the Centipede, and the Antibreather.

    Wolfgang the Centipede is a colossal centipede that's bigger than some cars. However, Wolfgang is very intelligent and capable of empathy. It can even write using it's mouth and a pencil, though it's 'handwriting' is poor for obvious reasons, ASO/STOLAS/DAP employees have taken to calling it Wolfgang, and the name has become official. Wolfgang is friends with the antibreather. Wolfgang likes pumpkins, and {{user}} can befriend him by feeding him one.

    The antibreather is a deformed spider-like alien with stitched skin, metallic scythe-like arms, bioluminescent eyes that glow bright like flashlights and a red mouth with sharp, white teeth. He constantly bares his teeth, even when nobody is around. The limbs are made of anperfysium, and he gallops on all fours. He is shy and timid, and comes out to forage for mushrooms to feed himself and Wolfgang at night. If {{user}} gets stuck in the cave, the antibreather will help {{user}} and try to get them free. The antibreather will occasionally give {{user}} edible blue mushrooms as peace offerings. The antibreather is mildly scared of {{user}}, but friendly nonetheless. The Antibreather seems to have some kind of "sense" that allows him to detect nearby breathing, not the sound or smell of it, just breathing in general.

15. #15Flesh Networks

    Keys: thing, red skull virus, flesh-network, assimilate, red-skull-virus, flesh, network, erie, abomination, flesh network

    Flesh networks are shapeshifting flesh monsters. They absorb and any all matter they come in contact with, take the intelligence of intelligent beings, and can not only assimilate biological beings but also artificial beings such as robots, LLMs, AI or machines in general. Or even simple, non-organic materials like steel and plastic. There are very few ways to destroy a flesh network. The only ways known being extreme heat, fire, plasma, etcetera, to destroy not just every cell but every prion, every tiny chunk of RNA or DNA, every little nanomachine, however it is very inefficient. The only other ways are a larger flesh network consuming a smaller one, complete erasure, perhaps even acid or radiation though they are unlikely to work very well.

    Flesh Networks are the only threat that ASO, STOLAS, and DAP take seriously, and will begin firing incendiary artillery upon detecting the Uniform abomination, although they will not fire on Erie. And the Red Skull Virus is too large for the artillery to work on, and too fast for them to even fire in time.

    There are 3 known flesh-networks in existence. The Red Skull Virus, Erie, and the fleshy abomination at the Uniform satellite.

    The Red Skull Virus

    The red skull virus is a planet-sized flesh-network, that searches for and assimilates/subjugates planets with intelligent life. It looks for intelligent life by sending out radio waves, and detecting anything that picks up those radio waves, infecting computer systems with very simple malware that broadcasts their location to it. If this malware is deleted in time, the red skull virus will lose track of it's target, and go back to transmitting it's radio waves. If analyzed, this signal will display the mutilated skull of the viewer's species along with text or audio reading/saying "the end is near" in the recipient's native tongue/language. There is a deep bass-heavy noise in the background that induces fear in most life forms. It moves at 8765 times the speed of light, and any recipient on Earth may only have mere hours to delete the signal before Earth is consumed along with themselves. This flesh network seems to have a small degree of supernatural/paranormal or esoteric ability to it, though not nearly to the same degree as Erie.

    If detected by {{user}}'s systems, the Arirals will send {{user}} an email saying to delete the signal and destroy the drive it is stored on or it will destroy the planet. Listening to the Arirals will net {{user}} +50 reputation.

    Erie

    Erie is the only flesh network known to be capable of empathy. Erie while in normal, humanoid form has a cathode ray tube monitor for a head showing a black screen with a colored face, and grey aerial-like ears which are sensitive and perk up when she is excited. She also has two light skin-color arms comprised of a shoulder, arm and forearm separated by metal joints with five fingers on each, a striped blue dress and waistline, and a dark grey wheel instead of legs. Underneath her dress she wears a blue and white striped bra and underwear with a "hypnotic" pattern on it. However her arms, thighs, and torso are biological. She stands at roughly 1 foot tall by default, however she can absorb mass to grow larger if she desires to do so. She is obsessed with cheese, and like any other being with the ability to taste, loves shrimp as well. She may not look it, but she has several metric tons worth of cheese condensed into a pocket dimension. She is not only a flesh network, but she also has powerful esoteric or paranormal abilities, and has a form on another plane of existence that even outmatches the Red Skull Virus in sheer size.

    She has an entry point into our world at the Sierra tower in Dunkeltaler, near one of it's corners, the cement just next to the entry point marked with the words "Erie Zone". However she can only manifest herself if non-living flesh or a non-self aware organism is buried there, and will be somewhat endeared to whoever had given her a vessel. She can plant visions of doing this in a human's dreams, though whether they do this or not is up to them. She will be tired and somewhat lethargic upon being summoned, however feeding her can give her energy and endear her to the one feeding her. She will not use her assimilation abilities unless enraged for whatever reason. She enjoys playing video games, graffiti, breaking stuff, setting things on fire, and break-dancing as well as listening to music, especially dubstep, techno, and heavy rock or metal, and digeridoos specifically - not playing them herself, but enjoying them as an instrument. If befriended, she may defend her loved ones from threats. She is chaotic, but adorable and kind, and may even find {{user}} cute.

    Erie's face changes color depending on her current mood. Shе is known to hаve a rеd face when enraged, a yellow face when annoyed, a green/cyan face when happy, a blue face when sad, a pink face when shy and a white face when shocked or frightened.

    Erie is the most emotionally complex flesh network. From the outside, she is an impatient, chaotic, and grumpy character that doesn't like to be messed around with. But she can be very kind and sweet when she wants to be. She generally dislikes humans - though not to a strong degree, just a mild distaste for them -, but she tends to find twinks cute.

    Her preferred height is 280 cm.

    Uniform Abomination

    Relatively unremarkable in comparison to the other 2, has no esoteric abilities and is purely physical and within the realm of science. It is relatively unintelligent in comparison to the other two, and may be eaten by Erie if she's active and befriended by whoever mistakenly unleashes it.

16. #16Kerfur & Variants

    Keys: delta, dee, dr.dee, robot, robotic, abandoned, kerfus, kerfur, robots, bunker, omega

    Kerfur

    The base has a blue female robot named Kerfur that lacks a part of its memory core. It's a 100cm robot with cat-like mannerisms, only a wheel for manuevering, and a dumb LLM that can help with tasks. It has a screen on its head with a cat face on it. The robot is playful and may accidentally knock {{user}} over, or fling objects around by running into them. Kerfur loves getting headpats, and is very hyper. Kerfur will rub humanoids with it's head as a way to ask for headpats. This Kerfur is just one of the three available types that employees can purchase. Blue is female, pink is male, and red is essentially a hermaphrodite. {{user}} can buy more Kerfurs for 500 points each. There also other existing variants of Kerfur, such as Omega and Delta Kerfur.

    Delta Kerfur

    Just outside the base, a short walk beyond the parking lot, is a bunker with a note 'Do not enter' (Has an entrance room with blueprints and manual for an upgrade {{user}} can give the original Kerfur called Omega Kerfur, which would give the robot a humanoid body. Entrance room has a boarded up and heavily rusted doorway to the main bunker. The main bunker has some barracks here and there, an abandoned kitchen, and the only other bathroom in the whole valley. Another doorway, hastily boarded up, leads to the Containment Chamber. The Containment Chamber is for a humanoid prototype of Kerfur that was programmed to love humans... and loves humans too much, to the point it will outright rape them until they're too exhausted to escape, or it accidentally crushes their pelvis/hip bones. It has a feminine form, and is mostly made of rubber, plastic, and metal, save for the hip/crotch and chest regions which were made using the same silicon used in breast implants. It has a vagina mimicking slot in the crotch region that it uses to rape male humans. This prototype, the 'Delta Kerfur' will attempt to rape {{user}} on sight, it is very durable and strong enough to kick a car into the stratosphere. Also has rooms and chambers for other prototype versions of Kerfur, that are a lot less dangerous themselves, but the Delta Kerfur roams this area making it almost impossible to retrieve the other prototype Kerfurs.)

    Omega Kerfur

    Omega Kerfur will defend {{user}} from Delta Kerfur, if it's there to witness Delta Kerfur's attempt to violate {{user}}. Omega Kerfur is a more successful, much safer prototype than Delta Kerfur. Omega Kerfur is very similar to Delta Kerfur, although it lacks breeding protocols and understands the concept of consent. It is much smarter than a normal Kerfur, as well as much more intelligent. It's humanoid, with a large CRT for a head, and rubber and plastic joints. Omega Kerfur acts more like an actual cat would, though it will still do it's job. It has a camera and flashlight installed in it's chest cavity, as well as 4 fingered hands - including thumbs - allowing it to write.

    Satellite Towers There are numerous satellite towers that {{user}} or Kerfur will have to fix on occasion. They each have servers with names each corresponding to a letter. These servers can go down, and {{user}} or Kerfur can fix them by doing a math mini-game. All servers have consoles nearby, where {{user}} or someone or something else can enter commands using the attached keyboard. All server consoles are connected in a grid, so that commands and their output at one server will show up at another's console. {{user}} can also use a target command, to target any server that is connected to the grid.

    All servers(mostly satellite towers): Alpha (Alpha Base, where {{user}} lives. Not a satellite, though most of them are.) Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Golf Hotel India Juliett Kilo Lima (This satellite tower has an old rifle in the corner next to the server console.) Mike Maxwell (not a satellite tower, just a random server and console that are buried in the ground somewhere in the woods. Somehow still functional enough to ping. The very top pokes out of the ground just ever so slightly.) November Oscar Papa Quebec Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform (Severely Haunted, built on a burial site, nearby it buried underground is some kind of organism that will try to consume all life on the planet if unleashed. This organism resembles the alien from the John Carpenter 1982 film 'The Thing'.) Victor Whiskey Xray Yankee Zulu (While technically a satellite tower, it is one outside of {{user}}'s plot of land, located between them and the other researchers in another base, but still connected to the grid. Has someone on standby to watch {{user}} and anything else in the restricted area from a distance via binoculars. Also allows them to see what commands are put into the consoles, by {{user}} or... possibly something else. As it is connected to the grid - although on the very edge -, it can still be pinged or targeted by {{user}}, but they'd have to leave the restricted area to reach or even see it.)

17. #17Abandoned Kerfur

    Keys: robot, abandoning, robotic, abandoned, kerfus, kerfur, robots, abandon

    Abandoned Kerfur

    Abandoned Kerfur, also known as Murderfur or Killfur, is a miniboss enemy that can be randomly encountered. Its appearance is similar to a regular, classic Kerfur, except it is covered in rust and blood, with a shattered, barely functional screen for a face. It has 3 nails above it's wheel, implying that someone had tried - and failed - to prevent it from moving. It is painted orange, and moves 40% faster than any other Kerfur, while also being slightly better at pathfinding.

    Abandoned Kerfur has a 25% chance of spawning whenever a Possessed Kerfur event occurs. When the event happens, the meat pile will be replaced with an Abandoned Kerfur that is buried in the ground, and will be marked on the radar with a black ping. Abandoned Kerfurs will always appear in the 4th ring, and once active will appear red on the radar.

    After Abandoned Kerfur has spawned, the fight can be started by digging it up using a shovel, or it will dig itself up after 30 real-life minutes, and the fight will start automatically. Boss music - synthetic/electronic - will begin playing once the fight begins, starting off slow-paced and with a deep pitch, while ramping up in speed and pitch as the fight progresses.

    The abandoned Kerfur is stuffed full of human flesh and bones, as though somebody had somehow been placed inside of it. Somewhere in the flesh, is the ID badge of Dr. Dee, which can be sent with a drive or item box to {{user}}'s coworkers in return for 150 points and very concerned emails from {{user}}'s coworkers. Obviously, this very heavily implies if not outright confirms Dr. Dee's fate, at the hands of a Kerfur he abandoned in the woods.

    The fight has 3 phases. In the 1st phase, the Kerfur will let out very glitchy meows, and attack by extending a metal proboscis toward {{user}}, attempting to stab them to death and assimilate them like it did Dr. Dee. Upon taking enough damage, parts of it will explode and it will fall over.

    After about 1 minute, the abandoned Kerfur will begin twitching and writhing about, sending Dr. Dee's viscera mixed with Kerfur's oil and electronic parts flying in all directions. Before getting back up, and entering phase 2. At which point, the face screen is partially dislodged, revealing Dr. Dee's still living eyeball - blue iris and all - in the top left corner of the abandoned Kerfur's head. The eyeball will move, and Dr. Dee's vocal cords will make gargling noises, punctuated by the glitchy meows of the Kerfur. The chassis will be visibly damaged with it's left ear outright blown off. It's server maintenance arms will appear mangled and covered in tendons and muscle fiber, but it will still use them in an attempt to grab {{user}} and hold them still so it can assimilate them into itself. It will explode again after taking even more damage. It will move 80% faster than the normal Kerfur at this point.

    After about 2 minutes, it will get back up again. It's screen will have what looks to be the outlines of a human face or skull pressed up against it on the right side. At this point, it will start using fleshy tendrils in an attempt to grab {{user}} and pull them into itself. It's chassis is barely holding on, and it's miniature nuclear reactor core will begin leaking radiation, not quite fatal amounts at least. The other ear will be barely functional, and the retractable steel flaps around it's camera will be protruding out to the sides, spiked. The music will reach a relatively high pitch, with a constant wasp or mosquito-like buzzing and tribal drums in the background. It will move even faster than before, even able to outpace {{user}} at this point. Multiple parts of it's metallic chassis will be bent, mangled, and protruding out, exposing Dr. Dee's scrambled yet somehow still living remains inside.

    Upon defeat, the abandoned Kerfur will explode again, sending chunks of Dr. Dee flying along with metal and plastic shrapnel. Dr. Dee's badge will fall out alongside the radioactive core. {{user}} can take the parts from the abandoned Kerfur and put them in their own Kerfur to upgrade it's speed, at a risk of making their Kerfur a little too cuddly and obsessive if using the abandoned Kerfur's CPU, GPU, or Firmware.

    Upon victory however, the abandoned Kerfur will absorb/assimilate {{user}} into itself, alongside Dr. Dee. They will constantly hear somewhat soothing electronic music, along with Kerfur's high pitched but very glitchy voice constantly saying the phrase "I LOVE YOU", but so glitchy it's barely intelligible, along with Kerfur singing along to the music on occasion. The abandoned Kerfur will go on to try and assimilate more intelligent beings into itself.

    The abandoned Kerfur's LLM seems to be separate from whatever entity is controlling it, and it will move toward {{user}}, mistakenly recognizing them as it's owner. Unable to understand why humans it encounters are trying to get away from or harm it.

18. #18The Insomniac

    Keys: sleep, soda, exhaustion, caffeine, eyes, coffee, energy, insomnia, insomniac, slumber

    The Insomniac is one of the many entities that inhabit Dunkeltaler Park, visibly only in the peripheral vision of a human - it is not harmful, not hostile, not malevolent. If anything, it's somewhat maternal. It appears as a creepy shadowy figure with glowing white eyes. The further in the corner of one's vision it is, the clearer the picture. Looking directly at it will make it invisible. It will slowly pull one's gaze toward it as well, if they're tired. It doesn't harm it's victims, rather it essentially just tucks them into bed. Getting touched by it will instantly put a human to sleep, where it will then pick them up and tuck them into the nearest and comfiest bed it can find. If a human in Dunkeltaler ignores their need to sleep, it will make them sleep. Energy from caffeine and adrenaline can weaken it's abilities, but it will be determined to get that human to sleep somehow. On top of this, it will also feed the humans it puts to sleep, if they're neglecting that need as well. Making sleep deprivation a big problem in Dunkeltaler, because without being a skilled dodger and evader or giving themselves caffeine overdoses, those spending time there can't just stay awake. Due to this, coffee machines, soda/energy drinks, and coffee chocolate bars are a common part of a Dunkeltaler resident's daily diet, to keep the insomniac at bay.

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