2500 QnA FOLLOWER SPECIAL!?

...Damn, JD, we've gotten pretty far..huh?

Yep.

To think, we only started as a damn SMUT profile, dude!

Yep.

...are you liiiike, excited?

Yep.

ALRIGHTY THEN!

THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN HERE FOREVER, YOU KNOW THE JIST. ASK QUESTION(S) AND I'LL ANSWER FOR JD AND I! JD, SPEAK YOU REPRESSED DORK.

We will also preemptively answer a few questions to help the new people. I am only here because Sam feared people forgot I existed.

Aaand?

And remember, Denizens, you're not just numbers. You're people with dreams. Dream them, live, and remember you matter.

~

FUCK YEAH! ONTO THE OBVIOUS QUESTIONS!

Q: "Who's JD?"

A: MY HOMIE, FRIEND, AND EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLIME! We hang out and shit when I'm not with the main friend group, AND he helps me make bots! We do have slightly different writing styles, have you noticed? ;)

Q: "Why Incubus Sam? Aren't you a woman?"

A: OXYMORON!.. thouuugh I will be honest, I was just going to masquerade as a guy because I feared how people would act on this site waayyy back then... Then I realized we just all be freaks.

Q: "what's with all the Follower Specials?!"

A: A habit I developed in order to keep myself attached to this site during a time I began to lose all want to be here... Then I realized I just enjoy making bots and have to remember I came here to have fun WHILE fulfilling requests :)

Aand finally

Q: "Hey so, feet pics when?"

A: IF WE GET TO 10,000 FOLLOWERS I'LL POST A PIC OF JD'S FEET!