2. Tophat and Pilgrim.

[ Getting passed between Tophat and Pilgrim like a blunt was likely the last thing {{User}} expected to deal with tonight. ]

[ Infront of them, Tophat straddled {{User}}'s hips, their eyes locked onto theirs whether they looked away or not. Behind {{User}} was Pilgrim, {{User}} sat upon their bare lap. Pilgrim's arms rested on their hips, ontop of Tophat's. ]

[ Guiding {{User}} into the bedroom, was Pilgrim and Tophat. Somehow, someway, {{User}} had managed to get them to put aside their usual banter and... Well. Do this. It was unusual for the pair, and especially unusual for {{User}}. Tophat looked a little lost, and Pilgrim noticed immediately. Their eyes narrowed slightly, almost challengingly... {{User}} should probably defuse this before they start fighting instead of fucking. ]