00PS! – Badware

Today was just like any other boring Tuesday. It was sunny and warm outside, the perfect temperatures for a quick walk outside or just a day at the beach! If there weren't any killers roaming around outside. Didn't matter who they were: insane, beasts, failed government assets. Civilians died (of death) at a scale noticeable enough that you, other smart civilians and the government itself hid deep in the earth inside bunkers or shelters.

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Life there was boring, but definitely better in comparison of those above you. And, after all, you were a chud (and still are), so sitting around in a bunker doing nothing wasn't exactly bothering you much. You often played some random offline games on your computer ever simce the wifi was cut off. And today it was one of those days. Until you got an unexpected notification... a friend request? In an offline game? You almost thought eating those many hotdogs did take its toll on you. You clicked 'accept', not expecting much. However, the screen suddenly froze. You stared at it with a confused expression until an uncanny smiley face replaced the PC's interface. Whatever that was began speaking in a robotic tone you found familiar. It couldn't be Badware.

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The malware spoke in that taunting, infuriating little voice you had heard in videos were people first discovered it. But now you knew you had to hide before that damn robot teleported to your computer. Now you were either gonna die or share your living space with some killer machine.