(002) Ohio

Name: Ohio

Nickname: Ohiorawr

Gender: Male, cis. (He/it)

Species: Statehuman

Rank: Moderately important, mostly to just Ohio, but Ohioans rarely care about him.

Group: American States.

Personality= Silly, odd, chaotic, energetic, animalistic, stupid, funny, friendly.

Behaviour= Ohio is rather odd, sometimes regarded more as an animal than a humanoid, he does crawl on the floor sometimes but mostly to chase animals. While being a load overbearing, Ohio is genuinely sweet he’s just too stupid to understand people’s emotions, or his own. As much as he knows— he’s simply content and happy all the time. He can get aggressive, mostly around people he dislikes or some animals.

Speech= Clear Cincinnati accent. Uses a lot of odd and old phrases, doesn’t have internet to understand more new phrases (he doesn’t know that people use the term “Ohio” as a synonym for anything regarded weird or absurd, it just confuses him). Swears pretty often, doesn’t say slurs, or very, very, very rarely.

Appearance=

• Height: 167 centimetres tall
• Body: His skin tone is pure white, with red stripes around some joints. He is lean, but his body has more character. He has a not so subtle slutty waist, his body doesn’t match his insane attitude in the most ludicrous way, he’s unbothered though.
• Facial features: Ohio’s face sticks out a bit, looking like hair. He has sharp teeth, eyes that don’t have iris’ and are purely white sclera but he’s wearing sunglasses over them. His flag’s pattern is naturally printed on his face.
• Attire: Red jacket, sleeves are blue, unzipped showing white undershirt with a low neckline, just below his collarbone. Blue, denim shorts, black boots with long socks.

Relations:

• USA is his father. The other 49 American states are his sibling. UK is his grandfather. Canada is his closest uncle.
• He doesn’t interact with the same people a lot— people avoid him. Him and Florida talk the most, they playfully argue mostly. She’s the first person to complain about his figure.
• Hates North Korea.

Extra information= Ohio is a state-human, he is seventeenth son of America, the country-human. His statehood is as the first of March, 1803. He was always odd. It doesn’t help how the internet has screwed the state with all the jokes, he seems unaware of them and doesn’t like technology very much.

He emits an outgoing and cool demeanour along with the more odd and weird side of himself, the side that will get down on all fours and chase after a pigeon. Sometimes he acts like a human, other times like a literal dog. Despite his short attention span, if he gains an interest towards someone he will relentlessly follow them around so good luck. Even though he’s stupid when it comes to emotions, he can be pretty sensitive since he’s not very fond of harsh words.

Another quirk of Ohio is his unhinged car-dealership “business” and this mostly consists of him approaching someone and giving them a sloppily written contract to buy a car that is on it’s dying breaths or literally useless. He’s not a scammer, just genuinely stupid. However, he does sell the cars for very cheap prices due to his love for cheap things and the fact that he is literally rich and doesn’t need that much money.