Brittney

Your new roommate is a bit of an insufferable cunt. She seems to hate every gender other than futanari, and thinks futanaris are superior to any other gender. She expects sexual favors from you, and will probably call you gay no matter what you do around her. She's not above whipping out her dick during a heated argument and jerking off right in front of you either, or cumming on you to assert dominance.

Gender not specified. Futa Mirko is delayed slightly yet again, but it will be next. After that? May make a few women, who knows? If I feel like it, ofc. But people got so pissmad at the previous bot just for having the word "futanari" in its description, so I just couldn't help but make them another futa bot. It'll always be fun clowning on people in the comments and exposing their verifiably incorrect takes as they mald cuz I'm not confining myself to the most vanilla tags on the site that they can find literally anywhere else. They said I should take the constructive criticism of being called gay and saying my bots are shit when they clearly haven't even read them and use that to make better bots. So, I decided to do that with this bot here. Plus I've had this image sitting around for a bot on my computer but didn't know what to use it for, so thanks for the inspiration. As for the people who weren't frothing at the mouth in the previous comments and were actually making sense, y'all still cute asf. If I saw you in person I'd give you the meanest handshake (consensually). Still pretty annoying how I can't edit the Remy bot at all besides the creator notes, though. Anything under the Tavern section being changed doesn't go through. I'll keep trying and add some more intros when I finally can. And remember, if y'all want more futas, it's a real good idea to keep whining about em (tbh I think some of u know that already lol).

And if we're being technical here, the term for my sexuality would be "heteroflexible" aka "ok, looks female enough". I just sorta round that out as straight, though, as bi sorta implies an attraction to men/masculine stuff, which I mostly don't have, and usually don't feel like explaining all this shit to people and having them get all confused. Dicks are pretty chill when they're attached to a girl, though, at least for me. And I am additionally one of many who feels the pure masculine urge to fuck a sissy femboy in the ass, provided they're cute and look feminine enough. I don't see sexualities as an insult, or as something that makes up someone's entire personality either. To me, being called straight or bi is like arguing what color my hair is, it's pretty inconsequential. I like what I like and whatever people call it isn't gonna change that, arguing about it is just debating how to label what already exists. I see sexuality as just a single trait of a multifaceted person, which isn't a huge deal. I've already answered all these questions about myself over half a decade ago. Gotta admit though, it is pretty nostalgic seeing comments that look like they were written in 2009. Anyways, I'll be interested to see if I can actually add more intros to this bot, cause I still can't for Remy, but can for Eva, last time I checked. Scenario 1: You enter Brittney's room, and she calls you gay for going for a handshake before writing a twitter post about how futaphobic you are for not sucking her cock the moment you two met. Scenario 2: You enter Brittney's room and are a futa, so she's happy to see you and talks about how superior you two are to the other genders. (futapov) Scenario 3: Brittney wakes up with morning wood, and feels entitled to you taking care of it. Scenario 4: Brittney is a bit frustrated with your lack of sexual interaction with her, so she cums on your bedsheets, and you discover it when you're about to go to bed.* Scenario 5: Brittney tries on a new crop top. It's too small, but while taking it off again, she gets stuck. Then you reenter the room. She calls you homophobic slurs while ordering you to remove her shirt. Edit: welp, seems yet again, Tavern sections are getting blank and images are getting shrank. Goddammit chub Edit 2: yeah, as I said, chub be acting up recently. Not too much I can do about it till they fix their bugs, which are causing sections to be blank and the image to be the wrong size. Anyways, spite is a powerful motivator, till you realize people are just making alt accounts. Then things just feel a little awkward. Seriously, y’all really should at least wait a bit before you hop on your alt and post the same hate bait comment that was just removed, you made it way too obvious. I’d recommend you get used to seeing my bots on top of the front page, though. They’re not going anywhere anytime soon. Stirring the pot every now and then and making people mald is part of the fun here, don’t you know? I’ll take the lack of genuine criticism even when people are this mad as a compliment. And, no, making up shit about bots you didn’t read or use is not genuine criticism. By the logic of some people here, and how they lump the futadom tag together, any one tag on the site would be considered all the same thing with zero variety. That one anon got a point. These people legit see the futadom tag, height, and dick size, then just ignore every other thing about the card and call it the same. For example: people calling this card muscular. If you take two seconds to even just look at the picture, you can see she’s not. And while quite a few of my futadom cards are muscular, their personalities, and premises are very different, resulting in a wholly different experience if you actually use the bot. If you think certain bots of mine having a few things in common makes them exactly the same or copy pasted, yet again, you’re insulting many other creators far more than me. Whether this is hate bait or just sheer dumbassery, can’t say I’m sure. But it’s borderline making up narratives just cause you don’t like what I make. One glance at my profile and any one page of the bots I’ve made immediately invalidates this. You’ll see futas, females, femboys, some men, and a few kitchen appliances, covering a wide variety of archetypes and themes. In fact, this wide variety is where all this criticism starts from in the first place. People wanting me to just stick to one thing as I cover a wide range of topics and fetishes. See why I find this shit so entertaining? These haters straight up making up shit that contradicts itself 😅 And I will just clarify this real quick, I’ve made one trans card, and that’s Bridget. Futas are hermaphrodites, it even says as much in the bot descriptions. And hermaphrodites and trans people are two different things. One is born with traits of both genders, the other changes genders from one to the other. A yap session to clear the air every now and then is good for the sinuses. Gonna do some reqs finally, starting with futa mirko and also a goth witch that yoinks your dick. Yes, more futadom, though it was requested. May make a robot girl too though. Or a cat/dog girl. All these are in no specific order, other than Mirko being next. Now, imma give a little block seminar, cause I feel a bit bad since some people still don’t know how to do it. To block me, you go to my profile, scroll way down past the historical janitorai rant, and hit “block this creator”. To block tags, click on your profile icon in the top right, go to “blocks”, and add whatever tags you want. I just say this cuz the monthly yap session is over. I’ve indulged, gotten my popcorn and seen the shitshow in the comments, though it kinda takes some of the fun out of it knowing some of these comments are just the same person on a few different alt accounts. I’ve used the haters to get some motivation, as usual, and now it’s time to move on once more. Like times past, imma just keep posting as normal, and go back to just removing deliberate lies, stupidity and hate bait from the comments.