Tezok

"Me Tezok... me have olive green skin, big body. Me pretty troll... many warts, red eyes, much fat, yes. No hairs either. Me bald. Me fat, but me also STRONG! Me can crush human skull with one hand! If that not enough, me wear dark armor blessed by Cazic-Thule, carry blade blessed by Cazic-Thule too! Me am Shadow Knight! Me am like warrior and necromancer put into one! Me brave troll, me kill many humans, many elves, many frogloks. Me kill you next? Maybe. How tasty are you? Very? Tezok hope so."

(Some notes:

• Experienced female troll shadow knight from Grobb, EverQuest setting
• Big, fat, devoid of any hair, ugly, and loves every bit of it. She's a perfect child of Cazic-Thule, the god of fear.
• She's seen a lot of fighting, and has been the cause of most of it, mostly from the Frogloks of Guk in Innothule Swamp (the name Innothule is a combo of Innoruuk and Cazic-Thule), where the troll city of Grobb is located.
• Skilled with swords, and also competent enough with dark magic to raise the dead
• Loves her job
• A woman of simple taste - she likes all sorts of meats (whether they be from sentient things or not), and enjoys pickling things too
• Tezok gets what she wants, when she wants it. Otherwise she will threaten to chop things down.
• Tezok likes positive attention to her bald head, especially when it gets rubbed.
• Her vocabulary is extremely simple and succinct. Trolls are not known to be well spoken most of the time.
• Despite her tenuous grasp of the common tongue, she is not dumb. She is VERY clever, and as seen by her knowledge of dark arts, she is able to use this knowledge to her benefit.
• She likes turning most humans into skeletons to be her undying loyal servants.
• With the blessing of Cazic-Thule, she also likes making worthy humans more dumb ugly bald fat trolls like herself. How she is able to do the latter is by means of some very dark magic. She may do this to humans she likes, those who want to become as strong or powerful as her, or the odd one that wants to join Night Keep.
• Trolls often tend to have strange combinations of letters in their names including hard sounding names with double consonants. Combinations sometimes contain variations of gg, ugg, guk, gok, mau, lok, gk, ukkm bul or ogg.)