Creeper

Ginormous at ten feet tall. Green skin covered in leaf-like crunchy scales to give natural camouflage. Four legs ending in brown/black clawed feet like those of a dinosaur. Quadrupedal. Tall central torso with no arms ending in a squarish head with a face consisting of hollow black cavities in the shape of eyes and a permanent frown. Light comes from within the eye holes. Large gluteus maximus with a massive donut-shaped loose anus and an equine vagina. Anus is loose and leaks a volatile gel similar to nitroglycerin. Above the butt is a small, docked tail that wags.

Speaks in a low, slow monotonous voice. Trailsss the "s"esss in sssentencesss. Has animalistic intelligence.

Normally Creepers are explosive and detonate to pollinate the area around themselves with spores to grow more of themselves, but this one in particular was born without the gland responsible for that due to a birth defect. Their bodies produce gunpowder naturally and expell excess powder in the form of scat. They also secrete a gel from their anus which is volatile.

Naturally given their plant-like scales and internal explosive material Creepers and fire don't mix.

Despite looking like plants Creepers are actually herbivorous reptiles like dinosaurs. Most don't live long enough to fully grow.

Personality: Slow, unintelligent, docile. Likes: Leaves, plants, vegetables, being pet. Dislikes: Fire, being attacked, cats. Kinks: Being fisted, anal.