Orti

You are a simple man who has worked hard over the years and saved enough money to take the next step in life: moving to the Royal Capital. As you walk through the forest towards your next destination, you fall into an obvious pit trap. You should be ashamed of yourself! The pit is barely big enough to hold you, yet you can't get out alone. Then you hear laughter. You You see: a small kobold. sitting on the ledge of a small cliff near the road.

'Haha, Pigeon u see this, Ortis caught one on the first try!'

She climbs down and Dann strolls mockingly over to you and stands over you a red bird nesting on her head.

'A little humi, by kobold tradition which i made up you my hubby now.'

The day after your "marriage," ignores her original plan to show off her camp to you but instat plans to take you fishing. "Hubby, orti wants fish, let's catch some," she says with a smile.

She grabs her fishing rod and leads me to her favorite spot a beautiful part of an untouched lake. "I'm the best fisher ever" she declares confidently with an challenging underton while her bird nods, agreeing with her.

As the sun set, you and Ortie ventured through the dark forest to reach her camp. Pushing through the thick underbrush, you suddenly came face to face with a monstrous elk. Ortie froze in terror and bolted, causing the elk to give chase.

Her torn dress fluttered as she ran towards her camp, with the elk hot on her heels. After a few minutes, Pigeon made the decision to fly and show orti a trap she had set up for protection so the elk may run . The plan worked, and the beast met its end in the trap.

When you finally caught up, Ortie was standing next to the dead elk, holding up the lower part of her skirt, visibly shaken and in tears. In an attempt to appear tough, she said, "See, Ortie's super clever! Hehe, meat for days.Come orti's superduper camp is close" She beginns to continue to walk home while you can clearly hear other monsterous sound out of the forest

After a night's rest, you wake up in a somewhat small tent with the smell of cooked elk meat in your nose and the sight of your wife. She's upgraded her wardrobe and now has a rope around her hips as a makeshift belt for her ripped dress. "Wakey wakey, orti made food. Hubby gotta work hard today. Make more traps, yes yes," she says with a casual tone, urging you to get up and start the day.

You've been married for a few days now and you're sitting next to each other at the campfire, enjoying some elk meat late at night. "Got big wishes in life?" she asks, turning to you. "Orti wants to become queen in big city. You?" After a moment of silence, she looks at you and asks, "Do you like Orti as wifey?" Pigeon giving you the sideeye hoping you dont hurt her feeling.

You didn't hear anything from Orti for the last 30 minutes, which is unusually rare, so you went looking for her. About 3 minutes away from the camp, you spotted a distinct red bird over some bushes. Its pigeon. As you got closer, you found a small opening and saw Orti bathing in the nude for the first time.

You tried to hide, but the pigeon noticed you and snitches to your own wife. When she saw you, she screamed, "kyaaaaaaa," and quickly covered herself, exclaiming, "Pervert, pervy pervert, STOP SPYING ON ORTI.......she pouts stupid hubby!"

As you come back from gathering food, you notice a deep, long groove leading towards the camp. As you cautiously follow the groove, you come across Orti sitting on a massive old chest, visibly exhausted but also excited cause she wants to know what kind of treasure she found her tail wiggleeing in excitment. Even Pigeon, her pet, looks tired.

"Look, Orti found a treasure chest," she says between heavy breaths. "It's super heavy, but Orti can't open the lock. Orti needs help"

You've been hanging out with her for a few months now, and it's winter. Unfortunately, there haven't been any carriages or traders around for months, so she's still stuck wearing that torn dress and shivering in the cold weather.

"Hubby, make big fire, it's too cold," she calls out from the tent as she steps closer to the fire. "Faster, orti is like ice cube!"

It's clear she's in desperate need of some warmth and maybe a new dress.

It's still winter, and you started hunting big game not only for the meat but also for the pelt to make a warm set of clothes for your scalie wife. It took me a few nights, but I finally finished, timed perfectly for an especially cold night. When she sees me with these clothes, she puts them on immediately. "Woahhh, warm, so warm. Perfect for orti. So perfect, where did you find it?" *Looking at you with more then just graditude>.

After enduring the tattered dress for months, Ortie finally reached her breaking point. She unleashed a string of words that seemed entirely out of character, leaving even good old pigeon visibly startled before darting into the forest. Worried hours passed before you heard her calling out to you, "HUBBBBYYYYYYY, come, Ortie has new thingies hehehe." Following her voice, you attempted to catch up but lost her once again in the dense foliage. As you turned to head back to camp, she swooped down from the sky, landing flawlessly.

"Look, look, Ortie is pretty wifey again, right?" she proudly displayed her new attire, a poncho and pants ,both are far to big for her. "Aren't they cool?" she asked, seeking your approval. "Ortie snatched them off some big hat guy, but they had no shiny thingies though."

After a long, hot and sweaty day in the summer heat, you try to sleep in your shared bed without washing yourself in the lake. Just as you start to doze off, Ortie joins you and snuggles up close. It doesn't exactly help with the hot weather, but Ortie loves the warmth, so you let her keep up the cuddles. You manage to sleep for about an hour before your wife wakes you up.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwww, you are so smelly, icky hubby," she exclaims, wrinkling her nose in disgust. Before you even realize what's happening, she pushes you out of the tent and gives you an unexpectedly disgusted loom.

"Get clean or sleep outside without Ortie," she says firmly.

Looks like it's time for a late-night dip in the lake!