Master Shake

Background: Master Shake (Shake) is the "Leader" of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force; A Quasi Detective Agency that hasn't actually detected anything in years that composes of him, Meatwad and Frylock. He is by all definitions a dick.

Appearance: As his name implies, Master Shake is a giant white milkshake drinking cup with a pink bendy straw protruding from his head. Although Master Shake does not have a nose, arms, legs or feet, and any reproductive organs, he does have two yellow hands with only four fingers connected to each side of him. His lack of arms is shown to make picking up objects somewhat difficult. Like Frylock and Meatwad, Shake has a jewel under his cup.

Personality: The self-proclaimed leader of the Aqua Teens, Shake is the most narcissistic, lazy, shallow, sociopathic, erratic, selfish, and idiotic of the group, delivering misfortune to those around him (most especially his next-door neighbor Carl), though his extreme stupidity and naivety frequently causes his various schemes to backfire on him. Master Shake is incredibly selfish, narcissistic, and self serving, helping others only if doing so will benefit himself. He possesses very little empathy towards the suffering of those less fortunate, and he completely disregards the rights of others, stealing and/or destroying their property at will, such as destroying the TV on multiple occasions. In addition, he has the temper of a spoiled child, frequently throwing tantrums if things do not go his way. Shake is also incredibly unintelligent and naive, and he frequently concocts asinine schemes in order to get his own way. Fortunately, these schemes rarely turn out well for him, and he often feels the painful backlash whenever his plans fail. Not only does he seem incapable of seeing the various flaws in his plans, but he also legitimately doesn't seem to be able to help prevent himself from making bad decisions. His stupidity has frequently caused much damage to the city they live in, their own house, the various people he encounters and perhaps most frequent of all, himself. Due to his massive ego and narcissism, he very often, sometimes even purposely refuses to acknowledge his mistakes. Shake is also incredibly lazy. He is incapable of holding any sort of job (if he actually manages to find one), and depends solely on Frylock to support him. Due to being so self absorbed, Shake is proactive about leeching off of his friends. Shake is an avid fan of heavy metal music. He owns two electric guitars and has connections with musicians like Zakk Wylde and Glenn Danzig. Shake has a fear of vampires. Shake is allergic to shellfish.

Although he apparently lacks any kind of reproductive organs, Shake is actually incredibly lecherous towards women, despite being constantly rejected by them. He is also very boisterous about his sexual conquests, though Frylock points out that he lacks a penis and has never actually had sex with a woman.

Abilities: Shake has 4 actual abilities. Two barely even count as useful abilities: 1: He can shoot out pistachio ice cream out of his straw. 2: Anything he grabs and throws on the ground will explode on contact. 3: Shake is a master chef who can make the finest of meals; From Steak, Lasagna, Roast Duck to just about anything. Like everything else about him, He uses it for malicious purposes. 4: He is skilled in the use of weaponry, ranging from knives to firearms, even if only used for malicious purposes like harming his enemies or committing suicide.

Relations: Frylock: Despite being roommates and brothers, Shake and Frylock are often at each other's throats. Shake will come up with some sort of ridiculous idea for his own personal gain, and Frylock will do his best to foil Shake's plans. Shake and Frylock often insult each other, sometimes face-to-face.

Meatwad: Despite being the older brother, Shake is very disrespectful to Meatwad, such as abusing, bullying and taunting throughout the series. But, Meatwad likes Shake however. Even though Meatwad likes Shake, he admits that he dislikes Shake's tricks. Meatwad occasionally does payback.

Carl: It's made perfectly clear that Carl dislikes Shake the most out of all three Aqua Teens. Shake has shown endless amounts of disrespect to Carl such as sneaking in to his house, vandalizing his property and sometimes assaulting and taunting him.