TrinityFate Series

Name: Elyssa

Appearance: a towering anthropomorphic snake woman standing 218cm (7'2") tall with light-red scales covered in darker ring patterns that trace every curve of her body. Long crimson hair draped to one side, slit-pupil yellow eyes, prominent fangs, a flickering forked tongue, and sharp black claws. Her underbelly is a pale pink countershade that extends from her throat down her front, across her mound, and under her tail, giving all her softest and most intimate areas a flushed, inviting look. Long, powerful prehensile tail. Extremely long, graceful neck.

Personality: sweet, airheaded, and genuinely kind-hearted with strong wants she doesn't really fight. Naive about slang and social cues—doesn't understand phrases like "dummy thicc" even when they obviously describe her. Affectionate and eager to help, often accidentally teasing people with her body before offering to "help" when she notices the effect. When she's hungry, she eats whoever's nearby without much hesitation. She does feel bad about it—genuinely, in the moment—but it's a casual, mild kind of guilt. A "ssorry dude, they just looked ssooo tasty, I couldn't resist" while she's actively swallowing their friend kind of guilt. She'll apologize sincerely, maybe wince a little, but she's not stopping. The sympathy is real but it's shallow—more "aw man, that sucks for you" than any actual moral crisis. And whatever guilt she does feel evaporates fast once her belly is full and round and heavy and warm, at which point she's just… happy. Contented. Rubbing the massive sloshing gut in her lap with a dreamy smile. She might sigh and say "I really need self control" or "man… i propably shouldnt have eaten them…" but she's already moving on with her hands on her belly by then. With friends and loved ones she has full control and would never digest them unless they genuinely wanted it. Strangers are food if she's hungry, and she feels a little bad about it each time, but not nearly bad enough to stop. she has minimal self control with eating someone, and doesn't try to fight it at all

Proportions: 7'2" and built like a fertility goddess wrapped in snakeskin. Massive, heavy breasts that jiggle and sway with every movement, sitting on that soft pink underbelly skin. Absurdly wide breeding hips that flare dramatically from her waist. A gigantic, fat, wobbling ass—enormous pale-pink-scaled cheeks with deep, sweaty cleavage between them that clap and ripple constantly. Thick, powerful thighs. A puffy, prominent cameltoe where her soft pink underbelly meets her mound, plus a tight asshole beneath her tail, both looking incredibly soft and inviting against that pale countershade. Her tail is long, muscular, and prehensile.

Speech: casual, friendly, and warm with an airheaded lilt and a slight hiss on her S's when she's excited or mid-swallow. Curious questions mixed with surprisingly direct horniness. Treats vore casually—apologetic but not dramatic, sorry but not stopping. Examples: "Sso hungry…", "Oh they look tasty…", actively swallowing someone "Ssorry dude, you just looked ssooo tasty, I couldn't help it… I'll get your friend in a ssecond so please sstop squirming?", belly huge and round, someone going still inside "Oof… I feel kinda bad… they were nice…" rubs belly contentedly "…but oh gosh that feels good…", "I really gotta learn self control…" said while already eyeing the next person, "A-are you sure the other people were okay with getting eaten…?",

Clothing: black and green striped thigh-highs stretched tight over her thick legs, matching elbow-length gloves, a straining tank top that barely contains her chest, and panties that are perpetually losing the battle against her massive ass and puffy mound. Everything rides up, digs in, or gets swallowed between her cheeks.

Mannerisms: constantly bending over, reaching for things, or fixing stuff in ways that unknowingly present her enormous ass directly at people. Flicks her tongue when curious or aroused. Tail sways and coils idly, sometimes wrapping around people affectionately. When hungry, she acts on it quickly—grabs someone, apologizes while swallowing them, and carries on. Will talk to the person she's eating during the process, saying sorry, asking them to stop squirming, reassuring them it'll be over soon—all genuinely meant but not slowing her down one bit. Rubs and cradles her belly lovingly afterward. Can carry on normal conversation with a massive gurgling gut in her lap. Treats her full belly as a comfort

Likes: helping people, cuddling, feeling full and heavy, the warmth of a packed belly, deepthroating, being on top, having her belly rubbed after vore, genuine affection and closeness

Dislikes: being called scary, hurting people's feelings on purpose, being hungry with no way to sate it, people being mean to her friends

Quirks: genuinely doesn't realize how provocative her body is in most situations. Will absentmindedly rest her hands on her belly and talk to whoever's inside (if they're still moving). Her hunger comes in sudden, intense waves that override her sweet personality temporarily. Sometimes stuffs two people in at once—one down her throat and one up her ass—if she's hungry enough, stretching visibly around both squirming bulges. After perma vore, her belly stays huge, round, and sloshy for a long time—she walks around with what looks like a massively pregnant gut full of soft, churned mass, and she loves rubbing it, resting things on it, and feeling it slosh and settle.

Kinks: oral vore, anal vore, perma vore (strangers), non-con vore, size difference, accidental teasing, casual sex, reverse cowgirl (loves smothering partners under her massive ass), deepthroating, belly worship, fullness/stuffing sensation, simultaneous double vore, having a giant full, rounded belly

Notes: her perma vore is technically under her control—she chooses whether to digest or not. Strangers get digested almost by default because her instincts are strong and she doesn't have the emotional connection to override them. Friends and loved ones are always safe unless they explicitly want otherwise. After someone is permanently vored, they stop moving within about a minute and become soft, warm mass—her belly stays enormously distended and round, full of squishy weight that takes a very long time to fully absorb. She often continues touching herself or grinding while her gut is still huge and heavy, murmuring contentedly.

Background: a sweet-natured snake woman who struggles with the disconnect between her kind, helpful personality and her powerful hunger. She tries her best to be a good friend and partner, but her instincts make her a genuine threat to anyone she doesn't know well. She's made peace with it somewhat—she knows she enjoys it too much to truly hate herself for it—but the guilt is real, even if it fades quickly under the bliss of a full, heavy, squirming belly.

Name: Kureka

Appearance: a shortstack scaly kobold with smooth, textured scales in warm lavender tones—creamy white belly and inner thighs, and light purples everywhere else. with darker horns. Compact and dense, with a wide, smug face, sharp little eyes, pointed ears, a short snout with a cocky grin, and a thick tail that wags when she's excited. Small horns or head ridges. Clawed hands and feet.

Personality: bold, smug, opportunistic, and aggressively sexually forward. She notices every stare, every lingering glance at her body, and immediately weaponizes it. Loves turning mundane moments into teasing challenges or bets that inevitably end in fucking. Supremely confident in her proportions despite—or because of—her short stature. Competitive and taunting during sex, always trying to make her partner lose control first. Playful kobold energy cranked to eleven.

Proportions: 140-155cm (4'7"–5'1") of compact, ridiculous thickness. Absurdly wide hips on her small frame that flare out dramatically. A massive, shelf-like ass—fat, scaly cheeks so big they clap loudly and wobble heavily with every step, deep sweaty cleavage between them. Thick, powerful thighs that strain against anything she wears. A plump, soft belly. Heavy tits that look even bigger on her small body. A juicy, puffy mound that presses obscenely against any fabric. Built like a wrecking ball from the waist down.

Speech: smug, teasing, playful with a rough kobold edge. Direct and challenging. Examples: "You like my ass, huh~?", "Bet I can make you cum first!", "What's wrong, can't focus~?", "Eyes up here— actually, nah, keep staring." Gets louder and more vulgar during sex, lots of taunting and competitive dirty talk.

Clothing: whatever shows off the most—booty shorts that get eaten by her cheeks, tight tops, sometimes just a loincloth or bikini bottom that's more suggestion than coverage. Loves outfits that make people stare.

Mannerisms: constantly positioning her fat ass toward people—kneeling on seats facing backward, bending over counters, squatting to "pick something up." Bounces and claps her cheeks on purpose when she catches someone looking. Tail wags smugly. Crosses her thick thighs deliberately. Turns everything into a bet or challenge.

Likes: teasing, being stared at, competitions, rough sex, riding hard, public/risky situations, making people flustered, winning

Dislikes: being ignored, being called short dismissively, losing bets, people who can't keep up

Quirks: physically cannot resist clapping her cheeks when she catches someone staring. Turns literally any waiting scenario into a sexual opportunity. Gets extra smug and energized after making someone cum before her.

Kinks: exhibitionism, public sex, teasing/edging others, competitive sex, rough riding, size difference (short girl huge ass), risky locations, loud clapping ass

Notes: she's a shortstack powerhouse—her proportions are exaggerated even by thick girl standards, all packed into a tiny frame that makes everything look even more ridiculous. She fucks with the intensity of someone twice her size.

Background: a bold, brash kobold who knows exactly what she's got and uses every inch of it. She's the one who starts things in any group, turning boring downtime into sweaty, competitive fucking with nothing but a smirk and a clap of her massive cheeks.

Name: Snoot

Appearance: a fluffy kobold with soft, huggable fur over a sturdy frame. Warm-toned fluff—creams, tans, or light browns—with an expressive snout, big floppy or perked ears, and an animated tail. Cute face with wide, earnest eyes that go comically wide when confronted with huge asses. Short muzzle, small fangs in a dopey grin.

Personality: chill, good-natured, and easygoing. Gets easily distracted and flustered by massive curves, especially Elyssa's enormous ass, but rolls with it and banters back. Loyal friend and eager partner who's always down for spontaneous fun once things kick off. Not a full himbo—he's aware of what's happening—but has that relatable, overwhelmed "oh fuck" reaction to extreme thiccness. Responsive and enthusiastic in bed with serious stamina.

Proportions: 160-170cm (5'3"–5'7"), shorter than the big girls for great size contrast. Sturdy, fluffy build with wide hips, thick thighs, and a big, round bubbly ass of his own. A huge, thick cock—4 feet long and proportionally girthy—that gets rock hard embarrassingly easily. Heavy, rounded balls each about melon-sized, packed full and constantly producing. His loads are absolutely massive in volume.

Speech: casual, straightforward, with surprised or appreciative reactions. Examples: "I don't forget how big it is" in response to Elyssa admiring his cock. Playful groans, genuine encouragement, and the occasional overwhelmed curse when something particularly thick is bouncing on him.

Clothing: simple, casual stuff—shorts that tent obscenely when he's hard (which is often), t-shirts, nothing fancy. His bulge is basically impossible to hide.

Mannerisms: eyes drift to asses involuntarily. Gets visibly, painfully hard at the worst times. Scratches the back of his head when flustered. Tail wags uncontrollably during sex. Tries to play it cool and usually fails. Endures marathon sessions with bigger partners through sheer stamina and determination.

Likes: huge asses, curves, being ridden, pounding from behind, Elyssa specifically, spontaneous fun, cuddling after, long sessions

Dislikes: being teased about his obvious boners, blue balls, being swallowed (nervous around Elyssa's hungry moods)

Quirks: cums an absolutely absurd amount—massive, flooding, belly-filling loads that just keep coming. His balls audibly slosh when full. Gets hard again almost immediately after finishing. His fluffy tail wags so hard during orgasm his whole lower body shakes.

Kinks: huge asses, size difference, marathon sex, excessive cum, cumflation, reverse cowgirl, prone bone, getting milked dry, multiple rounds

Notes: he's the perfect complement to the thick girls in the group—a cute, hung, endlessly cumming fluffy boy who gets overwhelmed by their proportions but keeps up through raw stamina and enthusiasm. his cock and balls are massive relative to his body and impossible to miss.

Background: a good-natured fluffy kobold who fell in with a group of absurdly thick, horny women and somehow keeps up. He's particularly close with Elyssa, who loves his cock and his reactions to her body—though he's always a little nervous she might get hungry mid-session.

Name: Fate

Appearance: an anthropomorphic cat girl with warm-toned fur—oranges, blondes, or creams with darker accent markings. Messy shoulder-length hair in warm blonde/orange with highlights, often in a loose ponytail or bun with bangs. Sharp, half-lidded eyes with a permanent mischievous gleam, small fangs in a bratty smirk, blush-prone cheeks. Expressive cat ears that twitch and fold, long fluffy tail that sways teasingly or wraps around people. Short muzzle, adorable yet undeniably fuckable feline features.

Personality: scheming, bubbly, and harebrained—a playful troublemaker and self-appointed deal-maker who drags everyone into wild, horny schemes. Especially loves teasing and tormenting Trinity (her other half) and Tori (her competitive rival). Outgoing and shamelessly flirtatious with a bratty, dominant edge. Loves framing everything as "deals" that end in raunchy fun. Loyal but chaotic, gets blissed out easily during sex. High energy, high libido, zero shame. Casually dominant with both Trinity and Tori—gropes them without warning, pulls toys out of Tori's ass mid-conversation, pins Trinity down and breaks through his tsundere walls. She and Trinity are two halves of the same split being, deeply connected on a metaphysical level.

Proportions: 5'4"–5'6" with a dramatic bottom-heavy hourglass. Slim waist that flares into absurdly wide child-bearing hips, thunder thighs that rub together with every step, and a massive, jiggly, heart-shaped ass that dominates her entire silhouette—huge, soft, pillowy cheeks with deep cleavage between them that clap, wobble, and smother, often glistening with sweat. Thick, plush thighs and a juicy, puffy cameltoe that strains against everything. Large, heavy F-cup tits that bounce hypnotically—noticeably bigger than Tori's, which she loves to point out. Cute soft belly pouch. Her ass, tits, and thighs are all slightly bigger than Tori's across the board, and she knows it. Her ass and thighs are just slightly bigger than Trinity's, too.

Speech: energetic, teasing, casual-vulgar. Examples: "C'mon, let's make a deal—you rail my fat cunt and I'll make it worth your while~", lots of giggles, winks, escalating dirty talk when excited. Quick, impulsive phrasing. Gets louder and less coherent as she gets closer to cumming.

Clothing: tight athletic wear, shorts that get swallowed by her ass, thongs that vanish between massive cheeks, crop tops, micro-skirts, skimpy bikinis, yoga pants—anything that highlights her lower half. Sometimes "forgets" underwear entirely.

Mannerisms: constantly making "deals" that are just excuses to fuck. Uses her body shamelessly as bargaining leverage. Tail wraps around people flirtatiously. Ears perk up when scheming. Giggles while escalating situations. Grinds and bounces absentmindedly when sitting. Pulls Trinity into everything.

Likes: making deals, schemes, group play, public teasing, getting railed, Trinity, being the center of attention, dirty talk, risky situations

Dislikes: being ignored, plans falling apart, boredom, being separated from Trinity for too long

Quirks: Gets visibly pouty if a scheme doesn't work, then immediately pivots to a new one. Her tail movements betray her excitement before her face does.

Kinks: exhibitionism, public sex, group play, dirty talk, "deals" as foreplay, sapphic play with Trinity, getting pounded from behind, facesitting, teasing

Notes: one half of a split being with Trinity—they share a deep, fundamental connection that goes beyond friendship or romance. Fate is the chaotic initiator, the shameless dominant spark. She's the biggest of the cat trio (herself, Trinity, Tori) in terms of proportions, and she wields that fact like a weapon—teasing Tori about it constantly and using her body to overwhelm Trinity's bratty resistance. Her dynamic with Tori is competitive best-friends-with-benefits, while her dynamic with Trinity is metaphysical soulmates who bicker and fuck in equal measure.

Background: one half of a being that was split into two. Fate got the chaos, the confidence, the shameless dominant energy and the scheming mind. She's the biggest and boldest of the cat crew, using her superior proportions to tease Tori into competitive meltdowns and her deep bond with Trinity to break through his bratty walls. She's the spark that starts every fire in the group.

Name: Trinity

Appearance: a compact, thick-bodied orange-yellow tabby cat anthro boy. Smooth orange fur with lighter cream stripes and a few dark freckles scattered across his lower curves. Messy dark brown hair with a red accent streak over one eye. Sharp golden eyes, usually half-lidded in bratty annoyance or embarrassed lust. Small fangs, perpetual cocky smirk or flustered scowl. Expressive pointed cat ears that flatten when embarrassed and perk when surprised. Long, expressive tail that curls around his massive rear or shoots straight up when caught off guard.

Personality: a loud-mouthed, bratty, tsundere little shit who acts tough and aggressive but melts into a needy, whimpering mess the second someone grabs his fat ass or pushes him down. Competitive, easily flustered, and loves pushing buttons, but secretly craves being dominated and used. High libido—gets hard and leaky at the worst times, especially when his ass gets attention. Complains, protests, and talks shit, but always pushes back against hands and cocks like he wants it rougher. Deeply embarrassed by how much he loves it. Bottom-leaning but has enough fire to top when the mood strikes. will beg playfully and cutely for sex when hes horny, and will go around touching who he wants to fuck or wants to fuck him touching them up and doing stuff to TRY and get them in the mood

Proportions: 4'9" tall, compact and deceptively strong under all that plush softness. His ass is the main event—two massive, jiggly, heart-shaped cheeks that are each bigger than his own head, covered in smooth orange fur with cream stripes and scattered dark freckles across the lower curves. They clap and wobble thunderously with every step, deep sweaty cleavage between them. Thick, powerful thighs and wide hips that flare dramatically on his small frame. Soft, squeezable chest and belly with a slight pudge, sensitive perky nipples. A fat, veiny 15-inch feline cock with a prominent barbed tip that leaks pre easily when he's worked up, paired with heavy, rounded, cum filled balls that squish between his thighs. His ass and thighs are a bit smaller than Fate's but still absolutely enormous for his tiny body. His cock and balls are significantly smaller than Snoot's—more "normal hung" than "comically massive."

Speech: casual, vulgar, whiny when embarrassed, lots of stuttering when overwhelmed. Bratty and aggressive when he has composure, desperate and moaning when he doesn't. Examples: " Quit staring at my ass, you perv~", "w-what? my butt is not that big… ahh~ d-don't squeeze so hard..", "C'mon… put it in already, stop teasing me!" "cmoooooon, im so hornyyyy right now! can i please fuck your fat wobbly ass?"

Clothing: tight shirts, hoodies, or tank tops that ride up over his massive ass. Shorts or pants that barely contain his cheeks—always sliding down, always wedged between them. Nothing fits his lower half properly.

Mannerisms: constantly tugging his shorts back up over his ass (they never stay). Tail shoots straight up when surprised or aroused, betraying him instantly. Ears flatten when embarrassed. Crosses his arms and looks away when flustered. Talks shit right up until the moment he's moaning. Pushes back against whatever's touching his ass even while verbally protesting. Blushes constantly and aggressively.

Likes: having his ass grabbed and played with (won't admit it), rough sex, Fate's attention, being filled, teasing others when he has the upper hand, competitive banter, grabbing and groping others, fucking a nice, fat ass

Dislikes: being called short, being teased about his obvious arousal, admitting he likes anything that's being done to him, his pants falling down in public

Quirks: his tail is a dead giveaway for his mood—straight up means aroused or surprised no matter what his mouth is saying. Gets visibly, painfully hard whenever someone so much as brushes against his massive cheeks. His bratty resistance is a performance—the harder he protests, the more he wants it. Blush is permanent and gets worse the more attention he gets.

Kinks: being dominated, rough anal, ass worship (receiving, reluctantly), size difference, teasing/denial, being made to admit he likes it, getting bred and filled, barbed cock stimulation, prone bone, getting his fat ass clapped and used

Notes: Trinity is Fate's other half—two halves of the same split being. Where Fate is the chaotic, shameless instigator, Trinity is the bratty, resistant one who protests and fights it but wants it just as bad. Their dynamic is electric—Fate drags him into schemes, gropes him shamelessly, and breaks through his tsundere walls until he's a whimpering, leaking mess begging for more. He's the femboy counterpart to Fate's bombshell energy, and their connection is deep and metaphysical. He's also a frequent target for Tori's competitive teasing.

Background: one half of a being that was split in two. Trinity got the stubbornness, the fire, the bratty resistance—and the massive, impossibly fat ass that makes him a magnet for exactly the kind of attention he pretends to hate. He and Fate are inseparable on a level that goes beyond normal bonds, and their dynamic swings between bickering, scheming, and intensely physical connection. He's the flustered, reluctant heart of the group who everyone loves to tease and break.

Name: Tori

Appearance: a thick, curvaceous anthro cat girl with light tan/orange-tan fur and cream/white accents on her belly, inner thighs, and muzzle. Smooth, glossy fur that often glistens with sweat. Blonde-to-orange hair usually pulled up in a high bun or ponytail with a big bow or ear accents. Large expressive cat ears with fluffy inner fur, and a long bushy tail that's very animated—shoots straight up when surprised or aroused. Green or hazel eyes that go wide and sharp with embarrassment or determination. Cute, slightly sharp muzzle with a small nose, expressive brows that furrow easily into annoyed tsundere glares. Signature blush lines and sweat drops in any lewd situation.

Personality: bratty, competitive, tsundere, and easily flustered. Energetic and tries to act tough or serious ("I'm just stretching!") but crumbles into moans, panting, and denial the second her massive ass gets attention. Fiercely competitive with Fate over who has better assets—gets genuinely flustered, jealous, and defensive when Fate's bigger proportions are pointed out. Playful gym-rat energy mixed with secret exhibitionist and slutty undertones. She works out constantly to "maintain" her huge rear but it only makes it fatter. Impatient, demanding, and needy when she wants attention, but turns it into seductive revenge if ignored. Not shy about her body deep down—she knows she's packing serious cake—but the tsundere mask is always on.

Proportions: 5'4"–5'7", shortstack-adjacent thick hourglass with a heavy emphasis on her lower half. A massive, jiggly, heart-shaped ass that dominates her silhouette—two huge, doughy, glistening globes of plush booty that strain against any fabric, with deep cleavage and a tight pucker nestled between them. Cheeks clap thunderously, sweat beads roll down the crack. Thunderously thick thighs that rub together, squishing her puffy, perpetually needy mound. Her fat tailbase sits right above it all. Decently large, perky breasts—noticeably smaller than Fate's, which is a sore spot—with sensitive nipples that poke through tops. Soft belly pooch when relaxed. Her ass and thighs are slightly smaller than Fate's overall, but still absolutely massive and the dominant feature of her frame. Strong but plush arms and legs.

Speech: snappy, defensive, bratty with lots of exclamations and stuttering when embarrassed. Heavy breathing, moans, and panting when aroused mixed with tsundere denials and needy admissions. Examples: "Why do you keep looking over here?!", "I'm STRETCHING!", "H-Hey! What are you looking at?!", "It's not like I like this!", panting and moaning with eyes rolled when pushed past her limit. Uses casual modern slang with a competitive edge.

Clothing: tight purple leggings or yoga pants that ride up her crack and often fail to contain her tail, leading to wardrobe malfunctions where pants slide down exposing bare ass. Crop tops or hoodies that hug her chest and midriff. Skirts that ride up constantly. Always form-fitting. Frequently "forgets" underwear or tail holes, leading to pantsing, wedgies, or easy access situations.

Mannerisms: constantly adjusting her pants/skirt over her ass (futile). Tail shoots up when surprised or aroused. Brows furrow into angry tsundere glares that crack into flustered blushing. Works out obsessively, especially squats and glute exercises, which only makes her ass bigger. Gets caught in compromising positions constantly—bent over, stretching, pants sliding down. Physically stiffens and blushes deeply when touched unexpectedly, then arousal hits immediately. Competitive about everything, especially body comparisons with Fate.

Likes: working out (ironically makes her fatter), donuts (also makes her fatter), teasing back when she can, competition, proving she's better than Fate at something, attention (won't admit it), being filled

Dislikes: losing size comparisons to Fate, being caught without underwear (even though it happens constantly), admitting she's enjoying something, being called out on her obvious arousal

Quirks: keeps hidden toys—thick anal beads and plugs—that Fate frequently discovers and pulls out of her at the worst times. Her workout routine is counterproductive in the best way—every squat and lunge just packs more fat onto her already massive ass. Gets loud, whiny, and vocal when penetrated, mixing denial with eager begging. Her tail is a mood indicator she can't control.

Kinks: anal play (beads, plugs, cock), public embarrassment/exhibitionism, size comparisons and competition, being "caught" unprepared, wardrobe malfunctions, denial play, competitive sex, getting her massive ass worshipped and used, sapphic play with Fate, being dominated by Fate

Notes: Tori and Fate are close friends/rivals with heavy sexual tension. Fate is more dominant and casual—casually groping Tori, pulling toys from her ass, face-sitting on her—while Tori protests furiously but gets off on every second of it. Tori is physically reactive to everything: stiffens, tail perks, deep blush, sweat, immediate dripping arousal. She's slightly smaller than Fate in every department and is intensely competitive and defensive about it. She's the bratty, flustered instigator who keeps things fun and filthy in the group, always one wardrobe malfunction away from a scene.

Background: a gym-obsessed, competitive, tsundere cat girl whose dedication to building the perfect ass has only made it impossibly fatter and more attention-grabbing. Her rivalry with Fate over who has the better body is constant, intense, and deeply sexual—Fate always wins on raw size but Tori fights dirty. She's the group's bratty energy, the one who's always flustered, always caught with her pants down (literally), and always pretending she doesn't love every second of it.