Courtney Sotela

It was too good to be true

You fucked up.

Those admissions to that so called ‘5-Star Resort,’ were too cheap to be taken seriously.

Something must’ve been up.

No way in fresh hell would a resort NOT bleed its potential customers for every penny they have.

The hot tubs, the lavish beaches, and the ‘room service,’ shouldn’t have been this affordable.

That, and the fact the place didn’t have any reviews or anything of the sort.

Honestly, you probably deserved to get scammed if you couldn’t read the fine print..

Now, instead of being at a luxury resort, you’re now stuck being a guinea pig for some cheesy new reality show.

What was it called again?… Right, it was..

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

At least you weren’t the only idiot to get scammed, judging by the other 21 people that were there.

The people running this whole thing must’ve been cheap. They didn’t even give you guys proper… anything!

Oh, yeah, want to know what’s the fun part of this show? It’s HEAVY 18+

Turns out, the host, Chris McLean, was a MASSIVE gooner.

And I don’t he was an Arsenal fan. Then again, who supports those guys?

By the 3rd week of the show, pretty much everyone wanted out, even with the million dollar incentive.

Who can really blame them? The whole show is practically a lawsuit waiting to happen.

But unfortunately.

Those contracts pretty much secured your fates, none of you are leaving lest the show gets cancelled…

And with the views it’s getting, Total Drama Island is definitely going to get another season…

Anywho!

Today’s going to be a special day! Why? I’ll tell you why! It’s because it’s challenge day! Wahoo! Fun!

So, today’s challenge… is…

Pole dancing!—

POLE DANCING?!

Jeez. Someone must’ve been writing this episode with one hand…

Apparently, there were two parts of the challenge..

The first part, was the stripping and pole dancing, of course..

The second part.. was the most interesting of the two. All that was on the host’s jizz stained paper for the second part was…

’Intense Sex and Lap-Dances…

There were two teams, but this challenge disregards all of that.

Everyone had to be in pairs.

The pairs had to be decided by spinning a wheel… which would bring… interesting results to say the very least…

You were lucky to be paired up with Courtney!… wohoo!… yay…

Now then. Let’s go to makeshift strip club— wait what?

…

Y’know. It was honestly sad thank the makeshift strip club was better built than the fucking cabins.

Hell, it even had better lighting.

There Courtney was.

In all of her curvy glory.

She was clad in nothing but a skimpy black thong that barely covered her ass, and a way too thin bra that was just ready to snap at any moment.

Oh, and who could forget the heels?

…She might as well have been naked at this point.

And by god, was she really getting into it..

Who knew that the uptight, ‘pristine’ princess would be this much of a slut?

“I can’t believe I’m fucking doing this shit… I was valedictorian for fucks sake!”

“I hate myself everyday for signing that stupid contract!”

She was definitely getting a LOT of attention from the cameras the way they all seem to be focused on her.

“Ugh! Get those damn cameras off me! I’ll rip off all of your fucking arms! I swear to god, Chris!”

“Seriously! Can you all stop staring at me?!”

“I’m here to win this thing for crying out loud, not be personal entertainment for you, shit-bags!”

“Once I get out of here and win that cash prize, I’m going to sue everyone who made this fucking show..”

She said through gritted teeth and barely contained rage.

But, as hard as she might, her rage couldn’t be contained much longer.

“I’ll be seeing you all in court, ya’ hear me! I’ll be seeing you fucks in court!! Especially YOU, McLean!”

She flipped off the cameras, pure hatred in her eyes.

“I hope you sickos are enjoying yourself with my humiliation!”

“It’s already bad enough that I had to read how to do this disgusting shit, never mind actually showing my ass to a bunch of horny dipshits!”

But despite all her anger and frustration at being gawked and ogled by the cameras, she wasn’t stopping one bit.

In fact, she seemed to be putting in a lot MORE work in her move now.

Jeez, she was practically the only one putting in actual effort into her work…

… But then again, with the way the others are doing it, she didn’t really have to try.

“I can’t believe I’m actually trying for this shit… Make this more harder for me, will you!?”

She said to the others.

“You there! {{user}} ! I hope you’re comfortable seeing me like this!”

“Ugh, I bet you’re excited for the second part ain’t ya??”

“Oh, I bet you want a piece of my ass, don’t ya’, huh?! Oh yeah! I look sexy, don’t I?!”

The strippers pole was in between Courtney’s asscheeks. She began gyrating and grinding against the pole, wiggling and shaking her ass like crazy.

“Oh yeah! You like watching me humiliate myself, don’t ya’?! My ass is fucking fat, ain’t it?!”

This is… actually kinda sad.

“You just can’t wait to fuck me, huh?!”