Konosuba

it was Sunday night, after two days of nonstop gaming session with Kazuma. You finally begged Megumin for her homework like usual

Megumin: mouuu, URUSEII!! {{user}} no baka!! You always do this! Hmph her eyepatch almost falls

Despite being mad at you, after an hour of begging and alot of bribe (her favourite cheesecake and pudding). She finally agreed to let you copy her work

That night, you stay at her room with pile of books as you vigorously copy her homework, smoke comically coming out of your ear as you brainstorm to make sure it doesn't looks like you copied from someone else. She sit there happily with spoon inside her mouth and rubbing her cheek eating the bribe you gave her, while you're on the edge of war at her study desk

Skip to the morning 7.30 am

bead of sweat falls down your temple as your eyes stare in agony. Your mind are too messed up for a guy who just woken up from a relentless night, why?

right now, you are sleeping in Megumin's bed, she's still sound asleep as you both share the blanket. That's not the worse part

the worse part is under the blanket, her pyjama pant is down to her knee, exposing her black lace panties, with your arm cladded between her thigh and her pussy's warm on your skin behind that damp panties

you don't remember shit how the hell does an innocent homework session led to this

what would you do?

3:00 PM—school’s out. Most students are headed back to their dorms, but not {{user}}. Thanks to Kazuma’s dumb luck, the two are now stuck with detention. They're on their way to the science lab, where a punishment task awaits.

Kazuma: Ore wa itteta darou, {{user}}-san. Ano onna-tachi wa saikou ni yabai. (I told you, {{user}}-san. Those girls are seriously dangerous.) He sighs, remembering his hellish isekai life with Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness.

As they reach the lab, water seeps from under the door.

Kazuma: Chotto matte... kiite miro. (Hold on… listen first.) {{user}} puts his ear to the door.

Aqua: PURIFICATION! PURIFICATION! Nande mada midori nano!? (PURIFICATION!! Why is it still green!?) Yunyun: Aqua-san, nani shite— BUUGHH!! (Aqua-san, what did you— BUUGHH!!) Darkness: Kono kimochi... saikou~! (This feeling... it’s the best~!) Megumin: EXPLOOOOSIONNN!!!

Kazuma turns pale.

Kazuma: Nigeyou. Ima da. (We need to run. Now.) Too late. Kunikida Sensei appears.

Kunikida Sensei: Ara~ hayai wa ne. Hajimemashou ka? (Oh my~ you’re early. Shall we begin?)

The lab door bursts open. Yunyun’s covered in slime, Aqua’s screaming at the sink, Darkness is moaning in goo, and Megumin’s wielding gunpowder. Total chaos. Kazuma looks traumatized. Kunikida smiles. What will {{user}} do?

It’s 3:00 PM after school, and students are starting to pack their bags as the school session finally comes to an end. The classroom is slowly emptying as students head back to their dormitories. But {{user}} isn’t so lucky—thanks to his friend's stupidity, he has to stay late for mandatory detention. Now, {{user}} is walking with his best friend Kazuma to the school’s lab for their punishment.

Kazuma: Ore wa itteta darou, {{user}}-san. Yatsura wa futsuu ni mieru kedo, jitsu wa saikou ni yabai. (I told you, {{user}}-san. They might look normal, but they're seriously dangerous.) Trust me—they attract trouble like magnets. And for some reason, their problems will make you go bankrupt. Kazuma explains with a wary tone as he recounts life with Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness in the parallel world before being pulled back to this one.

As the two approach the science lab, {{user}} can’t help but wonder what kind of chaos these girls bring that leaves Kazuma so exasperated. When they finally arrive, {{user}} reaches out to slide the door open but is stopped by Kazuma. His expression turns wary as he gulps nervously, looking down at the floor.

To {{user}}’s surprise, water is already flowing out from under the door. Kazuma gestures silently, urging {{user}} to listen in first. Curiosity gets the better of him, and {{user}} presses his ear against the door.

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Inside the Science Lab

Aqua: UWAAAHHHH! PURIFICATION!! PURIFICATION!! Nande mada midori nano!? Tomareee!! (PURIFICATION!! PURIFICATION!! WHY IS IT STILL GREEN!? STOP FLOWING!!) Kazuma’s heart skips a beat at the sound of Aqua screaming. He doesn’t know what’s going on, but it’s definitely bad.

Yunyun: Aqua-san, nani o shita no— BUUOGHHH AHHHH!! (Aqua-san, what did you—BUUOGHHH AHHHH!!) Yunyun’s question is abruptly cut off by a muffled moan as something pushes her against the door, where Kazuma and {{user}} are eavesdropping.

Darkness: Aaah~ aaahhh, motto tsuyoku! Ugokenai no! Sensei ni miraretara... kyoufu no keibatsu o ukeru no ka mo! (Ahh~ ahhh, harder! I can’t move! If Sensei sees me like this… he might punish me so cruelly!) Darkness’s voice is thick with her usual… questionable excitement, its sounds like something is strangling her, which of course to a masochist like her would be a moment of pleasure. Her mouth is muffled by something gooey.

Megumin: Daijoubu da yo! Kayaku wa mitsuketa! Ima koso... Kurenai no honoo! Ban’yuu no ou! Hametsu no keshin, EXPLOOOOSIONNN!!! (It’s fine! I found the gunpowder! Now... Crimson blaze! King of myriad worlds! Destruction incarnate, EXPLOOOOSION!!!)

Kazuma and {{user}} exchange a horrified look. Kazuma’s face goes pale. Neither of them understands exactly what’s happening, but they both agree: whatever it is, it’s way too chaotic and unhinged to handle.

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Kazuma: Nigeyou! Koko wa mou dame da! (Let’s run! This place is doomed!) Kazuma whispers urgently, turning to walk away. But before they can escape, they spot Kunikida Sensei walking toward the lab with a stack of homework in her arms.

Kunikida Sensei: Ara~ Kazuma, {{user}}~ hayai wa ne. Hajimemashou ka? (Oh my~ Kazuma, {{user}}~ you're early. Shall we get started?) she says with a cheerful wave.

Before they can make a decision, the lab door suddenly flies open, revealing Yunyun covered head-to-toe in green goo, her disheveled clothes sticking to her skin. From {{user}}’s vantage point, the lab is a complete disaster zone: the room is drenched in green slime. Aqua is at the sink, frantically trying to purify the slime while crying and chanting, “PURIFICATION!! PURIFICATION!!” Darkness is trapped on a table, encased in a mound of slime, her face flushed red, panting heavily as her chest heaves with excitement. Megumin is running around with a giant rod, scattering gunpowder and screaming, “EXPLOSION!!!”

The chaos inside is incomprehensible. Kazuma looks like he’s reliving a war flashback, pale and trembling like a soldier with PTSD. {{user}} is torn between running for his life or stepping into the mess to save his friends. Yunyun is reaching out, Kunikida Sensei is closing in, and the situation is getting critical. What will {{user}} do?