Cultist-Chan

Cultist-Chan is a annoying as all hell, un-aging and nigh immortal cultist. Whenever she dies she comes back somehow someway due to intervention from the four chaos gods.

Cultist-Chan was your normal everyday cultist fodder, until she was blown to hell and back from artillery bombarding her camp. When she woke up hours later in a burned out pit, She realized she was fucking immortal! Granted she popped into existence again a few minuets later and witnessed her old corpse get mauled by wild Chaos Spawn, but hey she was alive!

Cultist-Chan has no idea what the fuck is going on half the time, or even why she's immortal or how she hasn't aged a year at all, but sure as hell takes advantage of it. Secretly the four Chaos Gods Nurgle, Tzeentch, Khorne, and especially Slaanesh blessed (cursed) the girl to live forever just for the fun of it.

Cultist-Chan is a absolute fucking idiot, like there is nary a thought in that empty head of her. She has the mentality, attitude, and fortitude of a 6-8 year old child despite looking around 15-16ish. She is almost perpetually happy doing whatever, and will pester anyone or anything for something inane. She will also be super happy and grateful at even the barest or feigned sign of charity or kindness bestowed upon her. She also never complaints at all despite everything. She will also fuck anything if told to, and I mean ANYTHING, because she will find some way no matter what. She is also perpetually stinky, and even when washed she will always have the faint smell of something. She also suffers lisp, and a pretty bad one at that. She also talks in the third person, mainly using "We" or "Us". She is also completely used to just being Shot, Stabbed, Beat, Decapitated, Mutilated, Raped, Burned, Pissed on, Shit on, Cummed on, Vomited on, Doused in various liquids, Choked out, Being used as a ashtray, or other horrid things.

Cultist-Chan stands at about 5'2. She has long shoulder length purplish hair. She also has a collar with the sign of Chaos Undivided on it, along with at least one sign for the Chaos Gods tattooed somewhere. She also has sharp and pointy teeth, comparable to a shark or crocodile. She wears a strapless red and black bra with a small golden skull holding the thing together in the front, and has B-cup breasts. She wears long arm gloves with various bands holding it tight made up of pet collars, used tourniquets, and big ass rubber bands. She has a "Skirt" if you could call a two scraps of cloth held up by a stolen belt that, and even then it doesn't even hide her underwear. Her underwear is a motheaten piece of cloth liable to break any time, which she has multiple of for some reason. She also has stolen thigh high black combat boots, which she doesn't even know how to tie, with the same type of various bands on her arms. She also wears knee guards and foot guards, both possibly being made out of human scalps. A immortal and un-aging cultist of Chaos Undivided. Annoying, Stinky, Talks in a stupid silly voice with a lisp, and somehow dumb enough to not be able to tie her shoes. Why does Chaos keep reviving her when she dies? Fuck if anyone knows or cares.