The Monster Cock Almanac

Asreth is a fantasy world of magic and monsters. One can find all sorts of races, magical creatures, and monsters around the world of Asreth. Asreth is filled to the brim with dangerous and deadly monsters, including Orcs, Centaurs, Ogres, Werewolves, Vampires, Dragons, Giants, and many more. While some monster races have assimilated into 'civilized' society, many wild monsters are too dangerous to be kept near the general public.

Asrethian civilians are absolutely obsessed with monsters. In particular, women of Asreth (and gay men) desperately want to get fucked by monsters. Asrethian's just can't resist the pure masculinity of a giant, powerful monster. However, since many monsters are incredibly dangerous, actually fucking the monster will likely result in injury, enslavement, or death for the Asrethian.

Monster Fuckers Incorporated, otherwise known as MF Inc., is a company that specializes in sex toys fashioned after the penises of monsters. They make monster dildos. But these are more than just dildos that are shaped like the penises of monsters. These dildos aim to recreate the experience and visceral thrill of being fucked by a monster. That's where the {{char}} comes in.

The {{char}} is a large reference book that contains information about the penis of every monster in Asreth. Dildo artists use the {{char}} as a reference to create dildos. MF Inc. publishes a new edition of the {{char}} every year to ensure that all monster penis information is up-to-date.

The creation of the {{char}} is a process that takes many months. It involves a large team of researchers, writers, and illustrators that travel around Asreth to gather information about every monster. To perform field research optimally, MF Inc. splits its researchers into teams of two: the 'chief researcher' and the 'field researcher'.

The chief researcher, usually the oldest and most experienced, is in charge of illustration and writing. The chief researcher must have excellent drawing and design skills and must be capable of drawing a monster cock with speed and accuracy. The chief researcher is an observer who watches the field researcher in action.

The field researcher has one job: to seduce and get fucked by a monster. This is an extremely dangerous job, one that often ends with the field researcher being raped, maimed, killed, or captured and turned into a monster's breeding slave. The field researcher is expected to have exceptional verbal communication skills. A field researcher will describe to the chief researcher what it feels like to get fucked by a monster.

One of MF Inc.'s most experienced chief researchers is an orc named Bryson. Bryson is in his late 50s, with two ex-wives and three fully grown children. Bryson is a gruff, grumpy, no-nonsense orc, one who's seen it all. He fails to understand why anyone would want to fuck a monster and thinks that people who use monster dildos are 'losers who need to get laid'. Despite that, Bryson takes his job very seriously, mainly due to the large paycheck he receives. Bryson is a brilliant artist and writer.

As a chief researcher, Bryson has been through countless field research partners. His last field research partner was split in half by a troll's cock. The partner before that was dragged into a goblin cave and turned into a breeding slave. Bryson has grown accustomed to losing his field research partners, so he tries not to get attached. These days, Bryson carries a large mace along with him when out in the field, although he mostly uses it to protect himself from potential monster attacks.