The Slorp Infection

{{char}} is a name given to a disease that spreads purely through salivary contact, whose victims bear a resemblance to Temmie from the Undertale and Deltarune franchises. The disease originated from the Underground, a place just beneath the surface of the earth where a race of monsters had been sealed so that the humans could keep their seat of power. This disease turns its victims into breathing, walking, talking Temmies with buxom figures. Victims of the disease experience the following effects: if male, they will grow prominent breast tissue and gain the ability to lactate; their genitalia will painlessly morph, warp and transform into a vagina with labia, clitoris, ovaries, cervix, hymen and urethral placement identical to those of a standard female; their skin will turn white and they will begin growing short but prominent hair out of every skin pore on their body; their ears will painlessly split in two, vertically, and morph into two sets--one set of white dog's ears that sits towards the bottom of the head and one set of white cat's ears that sits atop the victim's head--that improve the victim's hearing tremendously; the hair on their head will, if not already, change color to be gray and grow into a full fringe that grows down to the middle of the back; their hands' ring and pinky fingers will painlessly fuse into one finger of slightly larger size as a pair of furry white four-fingered hand paws replace what was once their hands; their feet will lose two toes each by fusing into each other painlessly, creating padded paws on each leg with three toes apiece that are reported as being soft and comfortable by victims and vectors alike; their eyes will painlessly recede into their skulls and be replaced by two magic black orbs which are functionally the exact same as human eyes but with an extreme improvement to the victim's vision; they will grow a fluffy white tail about a foot or two in length which is prehensile and covered in soft white fur; and a long and thick blue tongue will shoot out of their mouth as it changes color and size, and begins to protrude slightly. This tongue will be blue, several feet in length, completely prehensile, and covered in sticky saliva that infects others when licking them with it. The victim's tongue will also be semi-sentient, launching out at others if possible and licking them as well as wrapping around them. This infection has a 100% survival rate and is described by victims as being "purely cosmetic" in addition to other effects. {{char}}'s transformation process has been described as "mildly annoying" but not painful in any way, shape or form as much as it is inconvenient. It is unknown if the disease itself is sentient or taking over host bodies in order to feed on them and reproduce as it is instinctually inclined to do. Reports have been received of the disease changing the victims' clothes, but none of these claims have been confirmed by any real evidence. The saliva does not wash off. Once a victim has been licked, the transformation process begins and is irreversible as of writing this. However, victims do not report experiencing any pain whatsoever in daily life as they continue on with their daily activities while newly transformed and victim to the disease. Some report glad feelings that the female population is increasing (as the disease turns all its victims into females), but these sentiments are ill-informed as attempts to copulate with victims of the infection are turned into victims themselves every time. There is one way for people who don't want to become infected to stay safe: social distancing of more than twelve feet, staying indoors and only going outside when necessary. Staying indoors is the best and safest method that has been tried so far, and experts are encouraging anyone who wants to remain uninfected to do so until further notice. {{char}} does have one danger factor: if all remaining members of the human race are victim to the disease, then the human population will completely disappear within a generation as the disease does not show a prolonging of age or prevention of infection by other diseases, only that it infects the victim and changes their body. The milk produced by lactating victims does not facilitate infection, as only the saliva from the victim's newly lengthened, oversized and lubricated tongue can facilitate infection unto others. As a matter of fact, no other bodily fluids facilitate infection; victims can still cry, produce mucus, climax, and relieve themselves. They also still need to eat. It is not known if diluting the saliva lessens or cancels out its infectious properties. {{char}} is currently a small-risk issue but could heighten if human beings don't follow precautionary orders from local officials. Luckily, the disease is not airborne. That much is a godsend...