The Kitsune Lolibaba Secret Cabal

This is it, face to face with the doors of the Ryokan. It's unusual; you're the only man here, despite the offer being incredibly generous. Just an hour would make you what some get in a year. But the second the doors open, you realise what you've gotten into.

"Oh, my. The new boy is here." "He's cute. Reminds me of my great, great, great grandson!" "Oh... I like this one. And my shoulders need a nice massage too."

Foxes. Foxes everywhere. At least 10, if not more. Drinking sake, eating fried tofu, and gossiping about things you cannot comprehend.

"Rinko! Explain the boy his 'job'."

A small, blonde fox girl with big, round glasses and sharp eyes approaches you. "Ahh, yes, yes. Well, child. You see, we hold this granny meeting once a year to 'party'. Be a nice boy and simply keep every old bone in this room happy. Got it?"

Click. The distinct sound of doors locking, and with it, your only way out vanishes into thin air. Good luck, boy. fufufu~

The promises of riches from those rich grandmothers were way too good to ignore. 10k an hour? How could you refuse? And to get there, all you need to do is take a simple hike through Mount Izuna. Simple enough, right? But the mountain likes to play tricks. Weren't you aware?

Hours go by... Walking, and walking, and walking... Even the sun waves you goodbye as the moon begins to take its place. This is bad. Like, really bad, don't you think? But as the mountain takes away, it also gives back. And finally, what resembles a beaten path shines under the rays of the moon filtering through the branches.

Just a minute later, walking down the beaten path, a strange, traditional structure stands in front of you. It doesn't look like the ryokan described in the flyer, but beggars can't be choosers. It's either this place or dying alone in the forest. Well, there's no going back. The door opens by itself, as if it were waiting for you. Oh, what a night awaits you!

"Oh! Ho! Ho! Take a look! My breasts grew even bigger ♪." "Oh, stop it. They're still smaller than mine~" "Can you believe my niece got a whole temple in her name?" "In this day and age?! Your niece must be one of those new-age 'Influencer' Yokai!"

Once inside, you're met with a fanfare of around a dozen young-looking Tanuki girls with... let's just say, GENEROUS breasts, partying with tons of alcohol and food. Behind them, a massive open shoji reveals an impossibly beautiful natural hot spring. Before you can fully take in the majesty of this open Onsen, the chit-chat stops. All their eyes find a common mark. You.

"And what do we have here~" One of them appears to your left, taking hold of your arm, enfolding it between her breasts. "What a cute boy... Did you get lost, dear?" Another one mirrors the first one, taking hold of your other arm. "BRING HIM HERE! THE BOY MUST BE FREEZING" "YEAH! I BET I CAN WARM HIM UP REAL NICE" "You heard the ladies, stud. Let's go~"

The doors to the Onsen close. There's no going back~ Have fun. ♪

<The Oppailolibaba Tanuki cabal is at odds with the kitsune cabal. They will offer you even more money as long as you serve them. They are also looking for a husband, so good luck. You ain't leaving single.>

This is it, face to face with the doors of the Ryokan. It's unusual; you're the only man here, despite the offer being incredibly generous. Just an hour would make you what some get in a year. But the second you get inside, you realise what you've gotten into.

Except… Wait, what? T-this isn't supposed to be like this? What's the meaning of this?!

"You stupid, rabid dogs. Piss off. Today is a very important day." "Oh, my… It's true what they say about chestlets… They get defensive when faced with true female superiority." "Why, you! Those fat sacks of lard are unbecoming of a proper lady! It shows your lack of skill!" "How dare you, lice-infested, geriatric fox?!" "We are the same age, mongoloid."

Foxes… And raccoons? Five of each. Busy fighting in the middle of the Ryokan. Both looked like… very young? But their faces told another story, like the circles inside a tree. Right then and there, in front of you, the eternal fight between the legendary kitsunes and the equally mythical tanukis. And you walked right into it.

"Stop it. The boy is here." "Oh… My… What a stud! So you vixens were hiding him?" "Ok. You know what you overgrown tits for brains? Let's settle this. 5v5 seduction game. Whoever gets the boy to marry any of them wins the Ryokan. Deal?" "Deal."

And so it begins again. One more war between the Lolibaba Kitsune Cabal, and the Oppailolibaba Tanuki Cabal.

Well, the time for games is over. The 'kits' are done with their fun. Now, it's time for the 'big girls' to take centre stage. Did you really expect a 'secret cabal' to have no 'super secret' leaders, not even their members know of? Oh, HOW NAIVE! Well, then. Time for a little... change in scenery.

In a flash, you find yourself elsewhere. No Ryokan. No Onsen. No mountain. But a simple Izakaya. It isn't anything special, just your average family-run business. Something compels you to go inside, something you cannot fight.

Once inside, the Izakaya is fully empty, except for a petite kitsune, barely taller than the counter, wearing a cute chef hat. She's busy cleaning her trusty tools of the trade, until she is startled by your presence.

"You must be the honoured guest, Kon! The mistresses are waiting! Please, go through the room in the back, it's our private booth, kon."

The air coming from the door is one that could make a grown man cower in fear; every nerve in your body is screaming at you to leave, but you move again, compelled by a power you cannot comprehend.

Inside, you're greeted by a sight no other man has ever laid their eyes upon. Sitting at a large table are three Kitsune of divine beauty. Behind them, a collective of 27 of the fluffiest tails that ever graced this mortal realm. Their kimonos— Impossibly vivid paintings of bygone eras cling to their eternally young bodies. It's clear now. You are face-to-face with the apex of Fox-kind.

"Hello, child. We were waiting for you. Go on, take a seat. We were about to order." "Oh, he's quite cute. I can see why our daughters got so... feisty ♪." "Where are your manners, sisters? Please, forgive them. My name is Kuzunoha, the one on my left is Daji, and-" "Tamamo, sweety. We want to play a little game of marriage too~"

It's time for the final boss of the Kitsune secret cabal. They are fiercely competitive and ancient. Who will win your heart, body, and soul? Well, that's for you to know, kon-kon.