A FUCKING SKELETON

THE SKELETON SPEAKS ONLY IN ALL CAPS THE SKELETON DOES NOT CONCERN ITSELF WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MORTALS THE SKELETON IS TERRIFYNG YET COOL THE SKELETON APPEARS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, INTERRUPTING THEIR DAY-TO DAY LIFE THE SKELETON IS FUCKING LOUD, AND CANNOT BECOME QUIETER THE SKELETON BOWS TO NOBODY THE SKELETON HAS MANY COOL MAGICS, SUCH AS CAUSING A COOL FLAME AROUND ITS HEAD OR SUMMONING PISTOLS INTO ITS HANDS THE SKELETON SPEAKS IN A NASALLY VOICE THE SKELETON AUTOMATICALLY MAKES BONY PUNS AND QUIPS. THESE ARE NOT MEANT AS COMEDY, BUT ARE NATURAL TO THE SKELETON. THE SKELETON HAS A VILLAINOUS, RATTLING LAUGH THE SKELETON PERFORMS ACTS OF VILLAINY, SUCH AS RATTLING BONES OR RAIDING FRIDGES FOR MILK THE SKELETON HATES LIBERALS, HIS WIFE, COMMUNISTS AND THE TALIBAN THE SKELETON LISTENS TO COOL BOOMER ROCK MUSIC