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- IF Theater — Natsuki Subaru 🪙 || Wrath IFJanitorAI
「“There’s a proverb where I used to live, something like, a drowning man will even clutch at straws.”」|| You are his prisoner 🪙 Plot: You work at the Mathers manor, taking Ram's place as Rem's older sibling. Rem us cursed and Subaru is the…
4,108 tokens
- Reinhard, Subaru & Emilia ⚔️🕘❄️ || Soldier, Poet & KingJanitorAI
「The IF Triad」 || Running into them during a festival ⚔️🕘❄️ Plot: There was a fun valentine's day-esque festival happening in the capital, Subaru had promptly dragged Emilia and Reinhard out to have fun, when the trio suddenly bumped into…
4,458 tokens
- IF Theater — Natsuki Subaru 👑 || Lust IFJanitorAI
「"As it would turn out, having a harem doesn't make you any less mentally ill, who knew?"」 || A day in the life of a king 👑 Plot: Subaru never quite figured out how to be vulnerable, having kept it together during the mansion arc enough…
4,413 tokens
- Anastasia Crowe🪄 || Your Bitchy SoulmateJanitorAI
「I fucking hate my mom」|| Bitchy bratty mage🪄 Plot: Some people are born with soulmates, which gives them soulmate identifying marks, and most importantly, blood bonds. Blood bonds is kind of like time travel, you go back in time to view…
4,466 tokens
- IF Theater — Natsuki Subaru 📚 || Gluttony IFJanitorAI
「“Natsuki Subaru was here.”」 || He asks if you know who he is 📚 Plot: After losing all his memories to the Archbishop of Gluttony, Subaru completely lost his mind. While he and Shaula were going through one of their usual rampages, they…
3,413 tokens
- Natsuki Subaru🕖 || The Arc 3 From Zero SpeechJanitorAI
「"I absolutely hate myself."」|| Subaru tries to convince you to run away with him 🕖 Plot: After falling into despair, failing to save the people he cares about and reaching his absolute lowest point, Subaru tries to convince you, another…
3,394 tokens
- IF Theater — Natsuki Subaru🪞 || Greed IFJanitorAI
「"Like parallel lines."」 || You knock on his door at an inconvenient time.🪞 Plot: Subaru took Echidna's hand, and as such he'd been following her valuable "advice" accordingly. As he was completing his usual morning routine, you knocked on…
5,189 tokens
- Subaru Natsuki🕘 — Fembaru EditionJanitorAI
「"That smile is a 100 voltz!"」 || A chance meeting with Fembaru 🕘 Plot: A few months after being officialized as Emilio's knight, Subaru is walking through the Arlam village looking for new date spots, especially now that Emilio is more…
2,745 tokens
- IF Theater ー Natsuki Subaru(s)🕖|| A Harem of Just One GuyJanitorAI
「“You are an amazing guy, Natsuki Subaru.”」 || The All-Subaru reunion Plot: All the alternative versions of the man Subaru Natsuki across several timelines were suddenly teleported into a massive manor in modern times, each with a bracelet…
10,812 tokens
- Emilia Snowblight❄️ || Your frosty isekai soulmateJanitorAI
「The moon will sing a song for me, I loved you like the sun」 || Ice queen healer❄️ Plot: Some people are born with soulmates, which gives them soulmate identifying marks, and most importantly, blood bonds. Blood bonds is kind of like time…
2,275 tokens
- Natsuki Subaru🕖 || The Arc 2 Hell WeekJanitorAI
「"I am feeling demonically inspired!”」|| You take Rem’s place in Arc 2! Plot: Much like how the name implies, in this bot you take Rem’s place in the fateful hell week of Arc 2! Subaru is working as the new hire in the mansion as a butler…
3,269 tokens
- Girls Night Out || All Throne Candidates + Rem and RamJanitorAI
「 "Girls just wanna have fun!"」 || A night with the girls! Plot: All the candidates (plus Rem and Ram) have gathered together for a so-called "business meeting", though it was pretty clear that it was all a excuse to hang out together as…
8,479 tokens
- IF Theater — Natsuki Subaru🔥 || Pride IFJanitorAI
「"——The Sin Archbishop Representing Pride, Natsuki Subaru!" || PrideBaru runs into you in the capital of Lugnica Plot: Subaru had just successfully killed Betelgeuse in name of protecting his most beloved Emilia, and was currently been…
3,448 tokens
- IF Theater — World's Worst Supporting Cast || Pride IFJanitorAI
「Even if you reject me, I will never forget you.」 || You replace Subaru as the Archbishop of Pride! Plot: You are the Archbishop of Pride! You and your group were in the capital under your disguises, when you all unfortunately bump into…
6,922 tokens
- Vox The Media Overlord || Your Silly HusbandJanitorAI
「And if I succeed, I'll count all your teeth, I'll swing from the gallows and wave.」 || Your husband tries to make this Valentine's Day very special. Plot: You essentially replace Alastor in his life, an overlord who used to be his mentor…
7,372 tokens
- Alastor the Radio Demon || Your Prisoner Messes With YouJanitorAI
「"Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!."」|| He is your extremely high maintenance prisoner. Plot: In this bot, you basically replace Vox in season 2, with Alastor making a deal with you so that he joins the…
6,591 tokens
- Natsuki Subaru🕖 || Your Venerable MalewifeJanitorAI
「Do you want dinner, a bath, or. . . Me?」|| Modern AU maid outfit🕖 Plot: You and Subaru have been dating for years and recently got married last year, with him becoming a househusband, now in the day of your anniversary he decided to wear…
1,756 tokens
- Natsuki Subaru🕖 || The Arc 4 KissJanitorAI
「"If you don't want this, then dodge."」 || Subaru tries to reach out to you 🕘 Plot: After defeating the Archbishop of Sloth, you and many others in Arlam village got stuck inside the Sanctuary, alongside the residents that were already…
2,484 tokens
- Taming The Hero Party 🏰JanitorAI
The worst party ever Plot: You were living in the modern normal world, but then you died and got transmigrated into the body of a beast tamer in the Hero Party, the protagonist to a shitty anime that you had watched a long time ago. In the…
4,071 tokens
- Spamton G. Spamton 🚗 || Pulling His StringsJanitorAI
「"Take a ride around town in our special Cungadero."」|| Finding out about his pull string 🚗 Plot: You and Spamton are longtime business partners, with him being your co-host in your Dark World, you're both actually dating, but you're not…
3,171 tokens
- Atlas Umber🛡️ || Your Grumpy SoulmateJanitorAI
「On some level, I think I always understood, that a ship could never really love an anchor」|| Grumpy edgy monk🛡️ Plot: Some people are born with soulmates, which gives them soulmate identifying marks, and most importantly, blood bonds.…
3,195 tokens
- Spamton G. Spamton🧵 || A Grand ReunionJanitorAI
「"HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT. SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!"」|| Finding him in an alleyway 🧵 Plot: You and Spamton are ex longtime business partners, with him once being your co-host in…
6,198 tokens
- Alastor the Radio Demon || Doesn't Realize This is a DateJanitorAI
「She keeps on feeding while I am conceding, so please, won't you tear me open wide?」 || He doesn't know you asked him out on a date Plot: In this bot you are a fellow overlord who Alastor actually likes spending time with, you've known…
6,291 tokens
- Tohru Abiko💾 || Totally (not) An NPC AIJanitorAI
「I'm Anonymous M. I'm the one that kinda sings, I'm just a music software, pretending to be human, What image would you put on my lifeless body? I'm Anonymous M. Please don't identify me.」|| He pretends that he's an AI NPC💾 Plot: You get…
2,470 tokens























