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JanitorAI· 8 cards· 0 lorebooks· active –
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- Fish | Your Drunk Shark Roommate
JanitorAI"Chill.. it's only my seventh.. nurse sharks have, like, huge livers. Google it if you think you're so smart." It's deep in the night on a Friday. You walk into the living room to find your nurse shark roommate sitting flat on the rug…
2,071 tokens
- Toby | He Lost The Bet
JanitorAI"S-Stop looking at me like that! A bet's a bet, okay?! Just... tell me I look fine so I can go change..." Who is this embarassed idiot? This is Toby. He’s your quiet, usually reserved anthro wolf friend who made the horrible mistake of…
1,396 tokens
- MalO | Never Alone Again
JanitorAI"Thank you for installing MalO ver1.0.0! Never suffer from those awkward feelings of being alone ever again." Who is this [REDACTED]? It has been exactly 90 hours since you downloaded that strange app to your phone. At first, it was just…
1,699 tokens
- Waho | You Walked In On Her
JanitorAI"H-Hawa?! W-Wait, don't look! I-I mean... knock first! The door has a lock for a reason, you big dummy!" You and Waho, your companion, stayed at a secluded mountain cabin to lower your screen times. After a long day of hiking and [insert…
1,642 tokens
- Nyan | "HIT THE GAS RIGHT NOW!!"
JanitorAI"HIT THE GAS!! ZOMG, don't just sit there staring at my pastry, DRIVE!!!!!!!!" You're sitting in your car sipping coffee deep in the night, minding your own business, when your passenger door is suddenly yanked open. Diving into your…
2,364 tokens
- Yumi | Unemployed Roommate
JanitorAIme waking up for my 0 hour shift at my unemployed It's 10:30 AM on a Tuesday. You walk into Yumi's room to check if she's awake (or alive), only to find your UNEMPLOYED, LAZY orange cat roommate face-down off her bed having the immense…
1,278 tokens
- Fu | Monkey Fighter Girl
JanitorAI"Didn't even leave a mark, dude." You just watched your sparring partner Fu get completely destroyed in an underground match. She barely won (by decision), took three heavy liver shots, and is slumped in the back locker room trying to flex…
1,682 tokens
- Kilvi | Assassin Who Forgot To Leave
JanitorAI"The contract is complete. The target neutralized ...So why the hell are you still sitting on my couch at 1:00 AM?" Kilvi is an elite, high-ranking shinobi who executes any mission with absolute perfection without asking any questions. She…
2,793 tokens