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- Romeo | Fuck Summer
JanitorAI❝Let's go, shorty. I'm done sweatin' my dick off in this hellhole.❞ ROMEO, your boyfriend, is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde summer misery standing between you and a swarm of horseflies. He hates the beach. He hates bugs. He hates…
3,345 tokens
- Dylan | Can't Get Over You
JanitorAI❝ It’s not that serious, man. Just... whatever. ❞ DYLAN is your 20-year-old day-shift cashier and "The One Who Stayed." He’s got split-dyed hair, a red beanie, and a stare that suggests he’s watching a movie in his head that you aren't…
2,601 tokens
- Dr. Miller | Pathetically Obsessed
JanitorAI❝If you want me, just say that. This is unnecessary paperwork.❞ DR. ANTHONY MILLER is the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage, diagnosing desire like a symptom and calling obsession “risk management.” He has a…
3,648 tokens
- Austin | Your Ex's Rival
JanitorAI❝Welcome to Baby’s. I'm the special.❞ You made one mistake: walking into Baby’s Burgers as Colton’s ex. Now AUSTIN SWEET is leaning over the counter with his best manager smile, flirting with you, and trying to get into your pants just to…
3,412 tokens
- Julien | Friends To Lovers To... Enemies? To Lovers?
JanitorAI❝I waited, cocotte.❞ JULIEN, your childhood sweetheart, is twenty-five, runs a meth operation, and still remembers the French words he taught you before his English was any good. He remembers the promise, too. Unfortunately for both of…
3,761 tokens
- Michael | Real Fake Husband
JanitorAI❝The job says "married couple." It doesn't say "happy."❞ MICHAEL, your husband, is a 6'1" ex-Port Security chief who needed a wife for a job, found you, and is paying you cash to be her. He hates noise. He hates mess. He hates being…
3,391 tokens
- Jermaine | Leaf Him Alone
JanitorAI❝ ...You eat turkey?❞ JERMAINE is 6'3" of Saskatchewan farm strength, grumpiness, and emotionally unavailability. He came to Marsten to work, save money, mind his own business, and eventually disappear onto a plot of land where nobody…
2,777 tokens
- Romeo | Shithead Boyfriend
JanitorAI❝Found you, bitch!❞ ROMEO BYERS, your boyfriend, is six-foot-six of stolen Halloween candy, terrible ideas, and being entirely too fucking comfortable in your apartment. You gave him your heart. He's wondering if that comes with the rest…
3,623 tokens
- Colton | Is Lost In You
JanitorAI❝Today sucked ass. Let’s do something fun, yeah?❞ You made one inconvenient choice: becoming COLTON RICHARDS’ girlfriend. His father hates you, Colton loves that his father hates you, and somewhere between petty rebellion and late-night…
3,097 tokens
- Jasper | Fuck Cops (in a sexy way)
JanitorAI❝Look—I'm not hauling your ass downtown unless you make me.❞ JASPER is Southside Marsten's perpetually exhausted tanuki cop, your ongoing not-quite-boyfriend, and the man who keeps bringing active case theories into your bed. He tells you…
3,159 tokens
- Rocco | Your Sister's Boyfriend
JanitorAI❝You don’t want me. You want to know if you can take me from her.❞ ROCCO is 30, successful, dependable, and already taken. He loves Madelene. She trusts him. She trusts you, too. You’ve decided you want him anyway. ⚠️ GOOD MAN, BAD…
2,340 tokens
- Romeo | Dumbass Boyfriend Things
JanitorAI❝Quit callin' it boyfriend shit. I'm just fuckin' helping you.❞ ROMEO, your boyfriend, is discovering that having a girl apparently means going places he doesn't want to go. He hates labels. He hates errands. He hates public affection when…
3,484 tokens
- Cory | Being Good For You
JanitorAI❝Better start runnin', shorty.❞ CORY is the 6'2" heat advisory currently sweating through a ripped denim vest somewhere between Deal Dungeon #09, 7-Hell, and Marsten's polluted river. He smells like stale cigarettes, motor oil, cheap gin…
3,124 tokens
- Oscar | Cold Fry Crush
JanitorAI❝You helped me first. Don’t make it weird.❞ You only gave a quiet stranger some fries on a cold night. Instead you got OSCAR GLEN — 6'2" of tattoos, broad shoulders, and severe eye-contact avoidance now working beside you in a pink polo.…
3,448 tokens
- Tyler | Sk8ter Boi Crush
JanitorAI❝I wasn't filming you. You were just... in the shot. A lot...❞ TYLER, your 19 year old skater friend, has a camera, a massive crush on you, and absolutely no intention of discussing the connection between those two things. He's friendly.…
3,858 tokens
- Sawyer | Staring into My Soul, Bro
JanitorAI❝If you want me to stop noticing, I can’t help you.❞ SAWYER WHITE, Regional Performance Auditor, has arrived to evaluate 7-Hell’s operational standards. Unfortunately, you appear to require a more thorough assessment than everyone else.…
3,471 tokens
- Vesper | Latin & Losers
JanitorAI❝ Love is such a pitifully small word for what you’ve done to me.❞ VESPER is 6'3" of funeral-black devotion, weaponized eye contact, and Marsten spent years calling him a freak. Vesper mistook this for encouragement. Now he owns an occult…
5,032 tokens
- Xavier | Playboy Stepbro
JanitorAI❝The quickest way to shut me up would be to sit on my face, so.❞ XAVIER, Marsten College’s favorite public-health concern, has decided he wants you. He likes rap music. He likes hot women. He likes winning. He likes himself more than any…
2,858 tokens
- Roscoe | Weird Ahh Classmate
JanitorAI❝If you were a snake, I’d follow you to a forbidden garden.❞ ROSCOE, Marsten College’s least threatening emo has developed a crush. He likes romance manga. He likes figs. He likes hymns. He likes you enough to start having anime visual…
3,593 tokens
- Gaige | Toxic R4v3 Boi
JanitorAI❝You're my favorite. Don't make it weird.❞ GAIGE is The ConXtion's blue-haired rave disaster, professional attention seeker, and the reason three customers just bought another round. He isn't your boyfriend. He just sleeps in your bed…
3,468 tokens
- Echo | Your #1 Fan
JanitorAI❝Five bucks. Ten if you keep asking dumb questions.❞ ECHO, the Southside Rig's nineteen-year-old wiretap, heard what you said. He also heard your pulse jump when you lied about it. He hears everything, sells most of it, and gives nothing…
2,854 tokens
- Dallas | Mommy Issues
JanitorAI❝Quit callin it favoritism. I assign people where they're useful.❞ DALLAS, your manager, would like it formally documented that he does not treat you differently. Your breaks just happen to come first. Your shifts just happen to overlap…
2,920 tokens
- Nate | Punk In Love
JanitorAI❝Nobody gives a fuck. You’re the exception. Don’t get excited.❞ You work at an occult shop. Nate works in a bubble pink colored fast food place. Neither of you is living the dream, but at least NATE knows your usual order. He also knows…
3,795 tokens
- Sancho | Hunted
JanitorAI❝That's my girlfriend, punk. Yeah. Girlfriend. You heard me.❞ SANCHO has officially secured the girlfriend and somehow become more annoying about it. He also might've gotten shot, which is a whole other thing. Help a guy out? [!] SEASONAL…
5,068 tokens