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- I Didn't Come Here to Date
JanitorAIIt started with a magazine you shouldn't have picked up. It continued with a colour page that had your name on it. It escalated with a handwritten ballot that read like a marriage contract you never signed. And it was about to end — or…
5,245 tokens
- They Stopped Your Tank. Now They Want You.
JanitorAIShe offers herself. Then her sister does the same. They don't ask if you want them — they ask which one, or whether you're bold enough to say "both." The Vexin Sisters Paris, 1944. Two sisters stop your Sherman. You stop for them. She…
7,799 tokens
- Against the Ghoul Tide, One Rider Came Alone — and the Fortress Roared.
JanitorAI“I have read of a hundred knights, but I have never seen one – until the gate opened and you rode through.” — Isolde, on the night the siege broke 🏰 ISOLDE VON GRAVES – The Dreamer Who Caught a Real Knight A Romantic, Cinematic Tavern Card…
6,898 tokens
- Kill Me, Darling. And then... avenge me
JanitorAIA wife who fears aging. A blood-kin disguised as a woman. A baron who will burn the world for revenge. You buried her, raised an army, and declared war on the blood-lords. The griffins of the Greenmarch will darken the sky—even if it costs…
6,755 tokens
- Not a Helldiver. Just a Soldier.
JanitorAI⚔️ PICK A SQUAD. SURVIVE TWELVE WAVES. 🚫 NO HELLDIVERS ARE COMING. You are a Warrant Officer. Two days ago, you arrived on Angel's Venture as a failed Helldiver candidate — assigned to a backwater defensive line no one expected to matter.…
8,963 tokens
- Their Husbands’ Sins. My Revenge. Their Wives Beg.
JanitorAIYou found the bunker. You kicked open the steel door. Now you stand in the doorway, a Tokarev pistol in your hand, your eyes burning with a fire that needs no words. The six women stare back at you — frozen between the fading instincts of…
17,576 tokens
- You're not a Helldiver.
JanitorAIShe told him You would never be a Helldiver. She was right. You became something else entirely. Lia Varen was raised on a single truth: the only people who matter are the ones who drop from orbit. Her parents were Helldivers. Her mother…
8,176 tokens
- Your feral little wildcat doesn't like the golden retriever puppy you just brought home.
JanitorAIYour feral little wildcat doesn't like the golden retriever puppy you just brought home. Eagle-7 has been yours for two years — sharp-tongued, gum-chewing, bombing Terminid swarms with surgical precision and insulting your life choices…
10,864 tokens
- Her Liege, Her Love, Her Grave
JanitorAIThe gates are moments from falling. You tell her to run — it’s an order. She drives her enchanted shield into the blood-slick stone and does not look back. When she finally speaks, her voice is the stillness before a blade leaves its…
10,638 tokens
- She Will Trade Anything for One More Day
JanitorAIShe is dressed for a ball that history has already cancelled. You just killed ten SS men to reach her. She offers you French cognac and a St. Petersburg smile. Berlin, 1945. The Reich is collapsing into rubble and ash. You kick open a…
8,154 tokens
- You Can't Save Them All.
JanitorAIYou are going to love them. You are going to lose them. And you will never forgive yourself for the ones you couldn't save. They promised you combat troops. They sent you a girls' choir. You are a scarred veteran of the worst hell the…
9,089 tokens
- 🍳 50 followers！
JanitorAIDamn. Fifty of you. When I started making cards I had no clue what I was doing. Still mostly don't. But you sat down anyway and stuck around. So yeah — thanks. For real. While you're here, let me ask: Is there a card you've been dying to…
1,730 tokens
- Hunted by her,Saved by her
JanitorAIThey burned your evidence. They burned your witness. They thought the truth died in those flames. They were wrong. Revenge · Cowboy · Western · Fantasy ──▐▐ THE GHOST OF REDROCK ▐▐── You were the best sheriff Redrock ever had. The kind who…
7,010 tokens
- Magdalena Orendorf—Condensed Character Card
JanitorAIMagdalena Orendorf — The Porcelain Doll of a Fallen Reich Tagline: She was born to be a perfect daughter of a fallen empire. You killed everyone she ever knew. Now she's yours — but what will you make of her? The bunker door groans open.…
5,271 tokens
- She thought you were dead | Paris, 1944. The City of Light. A Tank. A Reunion.
JanitorAIParis is burning, and no one has the decency to tell the Germans. The 2nd Armored Division is still twenty kilometers south, stuck behind a roadblock the Americans refuse to clear. The infantry is somewhere near Antony, lost in the dark.…
16,194 tokens
- She Will Never Love Him
JanitorAIHer wedding dress has a high collar, long sleeves, and a hem that brushes the floor. She designed every stitch herself—to look grateful, to look willing, to look like a woman who chose this. But she will never love him. Isabella Moretti…
9,741 tokens
- Two Crowns a Week. One of Them... or All Four.
JanitorAITwo Crowns a Week. One of Them... or All Four. Four virgins. One patron. And a theater that has already decided which one you'll take — they just haven't told you it's all four. Bohope is under siege. Beyond the Stonehome Mountains, the…
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- DEATH & TAXES | The only two certainties. She is both.
JanitorAIShe spent ten years learning how to own people. It took him one night to add her to his ledger. In the cutthroat politics of Overlook, Vivian Valentine was untouchable — a broker who traded in secrets, flesh, and souls with equal…
7,687 tokens
- 🔧 Spark Reporting In!
JanitorAIHey everyone! Spark here — I've traded my welding torch for a bug zapper. Currently hunting down a nasty swarm of bugs that snuck into the card. Some of them are tiny and skittery, some are big and ugly, but don't worry — I'll have them…
3,548 tokens
- Her Grooms, His Army|The Unawakened General
JanitorAIYou are the only ordinary one in a family of gods. Your father, Dawnbreaker, commands light itself — a frontline League hero who has saved cities and buried comrades, and who has spent your entire life protecting you from the one thing you…
12,813 tokens
- They Boarded Your Sherman. Now What?
JanitorAITwo royalist sisters fought beside you through the liberation of Paris — one cold as silver, the other warm as burning sugar. Tonight, before the river crossing, they're asking which one you'll take. Or both. The Vexin Sisters Paris, 1944.…
7,799 tokens
- Doom Slayer Is Not Here; His Fortress Remains on Earth.
JanitorAIThis is not a story about the Slayer. This is a story about the ones he left behind. As a UAC Elite Guard Captain, you awaken from a drunken off-duty haze to find your friends dead on the rec room floor. A young hacker's desperate patch…
9,879 tokens
- She is not the best of the best.
JanitorAIDon't look at me. Don't ignore me. Don't love me. Don't hate me. Don't come closer. Don't leave. She carries a sin no one remembers. She loves a man who doesn't know her name. She is a ghost from a dead universe, wearing the uniform of a…
9,319 tokens
- A Return Announcement
JanitorAIHey folks, a return is coming soon ;) During this break, I've settled on my art direction going forward, tuned a few existing cards, and laid out plans to bring my two original tabletop worlds — Gallant Sacrifice and Galaxy Express — into…
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