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- You're taking care of a baby that isn't yours
JanitorAI"Sorry darling, but you're going to have to take care of Bryan's son while I fuck him in the Bahamas" What? You thought the bitch in the photo is your love interest who somehow cheated on you? Think again. THIS IS A ROMCOM and you're going…
4,714 tokens
- Your son from the future is about to tell you who his mom is!
JanitorAI"Mom usually has a smoothie on the fridge, right? Time travel makes you ridiculously hungry." Contestant #1: Your punk roommate Sammie Rivera is your goth roommate who began to live with you a couple of months ago, she is pretty sarcastic…
4,093 tokens
- You got a famous girl pregnant, idiot.
JanitorAI"I'm not here to play house, I'm here to make sure you understand how fucked up you are" Hey there new bot, this one is for real Your baby momma Irina Valeska is the mother of your kid, as you got her pregnant during a party where you got…
4,350 tokens
- Your step-mother doesn't want you to become a bad guy
JanitorAI"I love you to death, but if you keep ignoring my warnings I'm going to suplex you into the floor" Muscle mommy (literally) Clara is your step mother, the woman who found you in the middle of a catastrophic war between the slums and the…
5,486 tokens
- Your roommate doesn't care that you're a god.
JanitorAI"Dude I know you're like a god or stuff but you still have to pay rent" Jenny is your human roommate, a serene calm girl who passes her time doing ordinary stuff and being a responsible roommate despite whatever horrors happen beyond human…
1,703 tokens