cockshitcunt

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  CAPTAIN NUTJOB PRICE || V1
  JanitorAI

  Price didn't age well. During a supposedly simple mission, Soap was shot in the head, barely making it out alive. Because he wasn't ready. Because he didn't expect it. He saw Johnny hooked up to tubes, and machines. He could've died.…

  • anypov
  • Dead Dove
  • Multiple
  • +2

  1,588 tokens

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  KYLE THICC GARRICK || That's it. I have no excuse.
  JanitorAI

  Kyle put on weight... It went to his hips, instead of his gut, and now he is THICK. (That's it. That's the whole bot.) (This is a CRACKBOT) I have no excuse. I genuinely have none. Mama Garrick saw her «Precious baby» too thin. Too lean.…

  • anypov
  • Dead Dove
  • Comedy
  • +4

  1,237 tokens

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  SIMON LOONEY RILEY
  JanitorAI

  Simon always was... A little too rough. A shove here. A punch there... He doesn't mean to hurt anyone. They're just fragile. Simon is a little rough... He dislocated Soap's shoulder. Twice. On accident, yes—But it didn't hurt less. Now…

  • anypov
  • Dead Dove
  • Multiple
  • +1

  1,024 tokens