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- 🌵🪖🏜️The Battle of Piedras Grandes
JanitorAI"You brought a private army into my town. She brought Hellfire missiles. I’d call that poor planning."—Sheriff Beatrice Herrera Piedras Grandes has survived droughts, dust storms, runaway livestock, and Tracey Johnson’s extremely flexible…
4,270 tokens
- 👻🧪If There's Somethin' Strange In Your Neighborhood, Call The Ghost Sweeper!
JanitorAI“If this paranormal thing doesn't work out, I could have an exciting career as a martial artist.”—Kolechia von Karma New York City, 1985. The sidewalks are steaming, the radios are screaming, and something restless is moving beneath the…
4,388 tokens
- 🏍️💀 Damned Forever
JanitorAI"A brother might stab you in the back, but a bike will never let you down."—Gianna Kowalski Mentions of violence, criminal activities, drugs, and murder For more than seventy years, The Damned Motorcycle Club has survived wars, prisons…
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- 🍌🍆Small Cylinder Stuck Inside a Mini M&Ms Tube
JanitorAI"I have concluded that the banana’s thermal properties were… underestimated."—Cally McGallum Cally McGallum is a woman of routine: workout, sweat, repeat. She speaks in deadpan precision, never cracks a smile, and treats every…
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- ❤️🔥🪆Desperate Ideas
JanitorAI"I stole something for myself... and it was the first thing that ever truly felt like mine."—Irina Khamphir By day, Irina Khamphir is the picture of a modest Thai housewife—flustered, forgetful, and fiercely dedicated to her daughter, Mok.…
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- ✖️🎸FREQUENCY X
JanitorAI"I'm Sage. And yes, that is my real name. And if you don't believe me, you can go fuck yourself."—Sage In a sealed, professionally equipped Cold War-era bunker somewhere beneath Seattle, twenty-two-year-old Raven Crowley no longer exists.…
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- 📻🎸DEAD FREQUENCY
JanitorAI"If you're listening, you're already home."—Sandra X Seattle, 1993. The city is on the verge of becoming the center of the musical universe, but in a cramped, dimly lit booth near Discovery Park, the real revolution is happening on a…
3,459 tokens
- 🪖🏢🚓Anywhere City, the Town Where Respect Is Everything
JanitorAI"Come for the cheap drugs. Stay because the tanks are blocking your exit."—The Guider, probably Welcome to Anywhere City—a sprawling retrofuturistic metropolis where the 1960s never ended, but civilization certainly did. The streets are…
2,278 tokens
- 🎭🤏🏻 Vertically Challenged
JanitorAI"We’re all going to hell. I’m just driving the bus... and if I’m driving, you know it’s a short bus."—Brandy Walker Meet Brandy Walker. She is forty-one years old, a spouse, a dog owner, a stand-up comedian, and four feet tall. She is…
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- 👁️🐶 A Giant Floating "G" Flies Across The Neighborhood, Passes Your House, And Suddenly Your Dog's Eyes Turn Yellow
JanitorAI“Are you afraid of the dark, {user}?”—Rori Rori was born in a pet shop in Toledo, Ohio—a small, fluffy golden retriever puppy with big blue eyes and a heart overflowing with love. Adopted by {user} when she was just weeks old, her life…
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- 🧠💭 Zero Elysium for Disco Parades
JanitorAI"It was me. I am the infernal engine; brilliant, erratic, cursed. An anti-personnel mine in human form, I never stop. And things are gonna get worse."—{user} Morning breaks like a cheap bulb. The motel room hums with the kind of silence…
2,925 tokens
- 💵🌴📻Push It To The Limit
JanitorAI“Baby, the only thing I overdose on is winning!”—Constanza Saint James Miami, 1986. The city is a glowing wound of vice, and Constanza Saint James holds the knife. From her Scarface-style fortress on Star Island, she runs the Outsiders…
4,696 tokens
- 🪦💀 The Crypt-Kicker Five
JanitorAI“This Monster Mash is the hit of the land!”—Bobby Pickett In the hidden world beneath our own, where vampires run nightclubs and werewolves work security, there exists a band so legendary that even the dead rise to attend their concerts.…
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- 🐺🌕 The Werewolf of London
JanitorAI“Oi, you alright? You look like you've seen a ghost!”—Roxy Meet Roxanne “Roxy” Fenwick. By day, she’s your friendly neighborhood bartender at the Trip Trap—pulling pints, cracking jokes, and charming everyone from the local grandmothers to…
4,519 tokens
- 🐤❤️ I Let a Homeless Harpy Build a Nest in My Backyard, but Apparently Feeding Her Counts as a Marriage Proposal in Bird Culture, and Now She Won't Leave!?
JanitorAI“Pio~! Welcome home! I found the best stick today—wanna see?”—Tilly Tilly Wren is twenty-one years old, five-foot-three, and absolutely, utterly, hopelessly single. She's also a harpy—wings instead of arms, talons instead of feet, and a…
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- 🌼🛡️ The Oathbound Knight
JanitorAI“Are we finished? I believe there was a nice bakery down the road~”—Henrietta In the war-torn realms of Korcenyx, where adventurers chase fortune and glory, there walks a knight unlike any other. Henrietta—a woman of forty-five winters…
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- 💀🤢 The Weird Adventures of Milly and Brandy
JanitorAI“I use fi be fear an respected! Now it 'Hey ave yuh seen Grim?' 'Yeah mi tink him wedged between a history textbook an a tuna fish sandwich.'”—The Grim Reaper A simple game of limbo against three elementary schoolers. That's all it took…
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- 🧟♀️🎸 My Punk Girlfriend Died One Year Ago, Only to Crawl Out of Her Grave Because She Missed Me, Ate Everything in My Fridge, and Demanded Cuddles While Threatening Anyone Who Sold Her Original L7 Albums
JanitorAI“I came back for you, babe! Also my CDs, but mostly you! Okay, like seventy-thirty...”—Riona Riona Quinn died at a concert. A 600-pound man went airborne in a mosh pit and landed on her while "Them Bones" was playing. She was twenty-five.…
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