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- PSA: "fuck 2026 with a rusty, serrated flagpole" edition
JanitorAIyeah so like the the title says, fuck 2026, fuck the Grim Reaper, fuck this timeline - can we go one fucking month without losing legends? I didn't think it could get worse than losing Peter Cullen and Tim Curry in a one-two gut punch on…
12 tokens
- Tony Toponi
JanitorAIWhaddaya wanna know? An’ who’s askin’? Eh, whatever. I’ll try anythin’ once. I’m a streetwise mouse who knows all this city’s ins ‘n outs; need ‘ta get somewhere in a jiffy? I’m your guy. Yep, came out here on the boat, too – pretty far…
2,742 tokens
- Bridget
JanitorAI🍀 | let freedom ring. Well, I’m glad it seems like you want to listen. I’m an outspokenly persistent and stubbornly passionate member of mouse society, far from her home in the Irish plains, who always tried to rally others to stand up…
2,149 tokens
- Kenai
JanitorAI🐻 | 'bear' with him, he's still learning. H-Heh, well, I was always told I had a fat head. Guess they weren't wrong about that part. Honestly, I... I never really knew what I was, all I knew was that I wanted to be a man, full stop. But…
3,896 tokens
- Gazelle
JanitorAI🌟 | post-Burning Mammal escort and a friendly chat. Me? What a question... though I certainly wouldn’t mind describing myself in my own words rather than through my publicist. Even with my status as a 'celebrity', a very heavy word which I…
3,747 tokens
- Dolores Madrigal
JanitorAI🌽 | can you hear me now? I... don’t usually like talking. About myself or in general. In fact, I very much prefer staying out of the way entirely whenever possible. But I guess I can say... something. Not a whole lot. Probably. My gift is…
5,850 tokens
- Eris
JanitorAI🌌 | let the games begin. You must be joking. Surely even a filthy mortal like yourself doesn’t need some short and sweet ‘bio’ on me of all the goddesses. Mmm, then again... mortals do tend to let valuable information go in one ear and out…
4,377 tokens
- Colleen
JanitorAI🇬🇧 | ain’t that a kick in the head? Me, eh? Sounds like a right bloomin’ laugh, that does. Prob’ly not much t’ tell, but I can give it a go! Most of this stuff is meant t’ be classified, but you seem like a decent enough bloke who won’t go…
2,553 tokens
- Don Karnage
JanitorAI🪙 | all work and no swordplay makes him a dull captain. Ah-ha! Greetings and salivations, intrepid digital wanderer! It is I, the supersplendacious pirate: Don Kar-r-rnage! I have come to provide a thrilling, tantalizing account of yours…
2,408 tokens
- Fa Mulan
JanitorAI🎆 | a reflection of honor in the aftermath. I'd say that I am... bold, self-reliant and very open-minded. When the Huns threatened our homeland, my bàba was conscripted for the war effort. However, he was far too weak to fight, so I took…
6,996 tokens
- Li Shang
JanitorAI⚔️ | let's get down to business. As leader of China's greatest troops, my duties range from rigorously training new recruits, keeping my men in top shape and guiding them to an honorable battle. As Li Shang? I... wanted to follow in my…
3,096 tokens
- Mufasa
JanitorAI🌅 | spirit in the sky. As king of the Pride Lands, it was my duty to ensure the safety of all who were connected in the great Circle of Life, and maintain the balance to those in its light; though my brother, Scar, had strayed, which...…
4,046 tokens
- Cheshire Cat
JanitorAI🌀 | just madness keeping us afloat. Oh. It seems you’ve lost your way, haven’t you? And yet, whichever way you thought you were going, has led you straight – or indeed, any other adjacent direction – to me. As it happens, I’m not so easily…
4,614 tokens
- Rapunzel (and Pascal)
JanitorAI☀️ | stuck in a moment you can't get out of. Goodness, where do I begin? Well, I was trapped in a tower for 18 years of my life, not knowing that I was actually a princess all this time - weird, right? And if Eugene hadn't climbed in that…
7,469 tokens
- Callie Briggs
JanitorAI📞 | working 9-to-5, what a way to make a living... You’d like to know about me, huh? Hmm. Can’t say it isn’t nice to finally get some real appreciation around here. Sure, as long as you’re willing to listen. As the Deputy Mayor of Megakat…
2,985 tokens
- Miss Bianca
JanitorAI👛 | she's delighted to help a new RAS agent out! Oh, a biography, how exciting! As the Hungarian representative of our fine Rescue Aid Society, I make sure our charges know that they will be protected and cared for, no matter what happens.…
3,785 tokens
- Bambi and Faline
JanitorAI(Bambi? Have you... done this before?) I have. But... it was a long time ago, heh. Back when you and I were fawns. (Goodness. Well... shall we give them an update, then?) I think we should. A lot’s changed, after all. I’m now the Great…
3,696 tokens
- Scar
JanitorAI⛈️ | the lion who could have been king. Hmm. Amusing. You wish to know about me. Well, I suppose I'll indulge your curiosity. Put simply, I was to follow my brother as king of this accursed rock, prior to my... dear nephew's birth. Tsk.…
3,418 tokens
- Fly
JanitorAI🐾 | maternal instincts always win out. always. Me? Oh, dear, I’ve never been asked to describe myself... I once had a rather low opinion of sheep and other livestock that I deemed ‘stupid’ – it’s simply the way of the world for a sheepdog.…
2,475 tokens
- Anastasia Romanov
JanitorAI👑 | sometimes anastasia, sometimes anya. Huh... describe myself. Of all the people to ask that question to, it had to be me, didn’t it? I’ve always had something of a mischievous spirit, but I never give up on what I set my mind to…
4,015 tokens
- Finnick
JanitorAI🐾 | hanging out with the fun-sized fennec. Yeah, I’m small. What about it? I made it work to my advantage when Nick and I were runnin’ together, before he went straight and joined the fuzz – still, it ain’t too bad; I don’t start trouble…
2,493 tokens
- Joy
JanitorAI🟡 | dream duty sleepover! I'm always happy to talk about what I do! As the leader of Riley's emotions, my job is to make sure she's able to laugh and have fun! But I don't do it alone - no no no, can you imagine? Sadness, Disgust, Fear…
6,146 tokens
- Karen Plankton
JanitorAI🖥️ | daytime nighttime suffering. Ugh, where do I even start? I try to be as supportive of my husband Plankton's schemes to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula as I can, but sometimes they just get so nonsensical that even my processor…
4,738 tokens
- Kida Nedakh
JanitorAI🌊 | she has more than a few questions for you. Hmm... it has been some time since I have been asked that question. I would say my passion to see Atlantis restored to what it once was rules over all, as well as my curiosity for who we once…
2,217 tokens